If A is for Ash, B is for Brujo, C is for, um, cookie, etc. then what pray tell would the letter “G” stand for in the alphabet of the Evil Dead universe?
Starz’s latest brief yet – ahem – colorful promo for season three of everyone’s favorite splatcom Ash vs Evil Dead shows our favorite Deadite cleanup crew getting all cute and cuddly with the legions of the undead.
This 30 second clip takes quick and messy moments from the show’s highly anticipated third season and makes them more “viewer friendly” by coloring over them with good, clean fun!
For example, is that Pablo laughing maniacally, covered in blood from head to toe, plotting someone’s doom? No, silly. That’s just our favorite powerful vagina having some much needed peanut butter and jelly time after a long day at work.
And, oh, what’s that you say? You think you saw Ash’s new daughter Brandy (played by Arielle Carver-O’Neill) shank somebody in the face? No! She was just giving baby his bottle to make sure he’s fed, that’s all.
Sheesh. This is a wholesome family show, you guys. Get your minds out of the gutter.
Ash vs Evil Dead season 3 premieres February 25th at 9PM ET/PT only on Starz. Be there or be square, baby.