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Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned review
Simon Brew
Restraint? There wasn't a bit of it in sight
It had Kylie. It had the Titanic. It had an ending that seemed to go on longer than Lord of the Rings. But Simon still liked Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned...
Voyage of the Damned was, if we’re being honest, a bit of a muddle. A jamboree of ideas, set pieces, characters and effects, it lacked the coherence of the 2005 Christmas special that introduced David Tennant to Doctor Who, and shared some of the daft thinking that underpinned last year’s tepid The Runaway Bride.
But I liked it.
And I liked it for a simple reason: it was bursting with ambition. Blatantly loaded with the kind of budget that Doctor Who single episodes aren’t supposed to get, Russell T Davies’ script had the feel of a kid in a candy store, pulling in elements such as Douglas Adams’ Starship Titanic (note the overt ‘42’ in the script!), a monstrous amount of special effects, some quite effective robotic baddies in the form of the Host, and a star cast. Restraint? There wasn't a bit of it in sight.
But let’s deal with that list of issues in reverse order. The casting of Kylie Minogue as Astrid was, in many ways, unnecessary, but that proved to be a good thing. Casting on Who has gone more and more unnecessarily over the top in some episodes, and fears rose when Minogue’s name was mentioned that it would be a showcase for her. But here, she was part of an ensemble, and while she had a couple of key moments (that we won’t spoil here), she was fine, not showy, and left to get on with things. The casting of the likes of Clive Swift and Geoffrey Palmer was far more in the tradition of the show, and it’s perhaps unsurprising that these two impressed the most.
The Host, meanwhile, who proved to be robotic angels armed with killer halos, were routinely effective. Granted, as the back story emerged as to who was really pulling the strings, it got a little less interesting, but some fast-paced action sequences made a lot of them as foes.
And then there’s the story. It was a messy mix of a floating Titanic starship, sabotage, corporate greed, and, ultimately, a ragtag bunch of passengers trying to survive. Naturally, a broad range of social and cultural groups were represented, but less expected was how willing the show was to kill them off. No Christmas cheer here, Voyage of the Damned was funerals all round.
One more surprise in the script: Davies usually does his comedic moments better than he did here. The insertion of the royal family raised a clumsy chuckle or two, but the one-liners were a bit flat.
Yet it almost seems churlish to talk about all the problems by the end credits, not least the fact that a good ten minutes could have been excised. Because, in the scheme of things, Voyage of the Damned was still, at heart, a rollicking old-fashioned adventure, that never threatened to break into the top third of Who stories, but just delivered easy entertainment in a comfortable, Yuletide package.
And that’s more than Doctor Who managed this time last year…
PS The new theme tune…? We might need a separate discussion on that…
User's Comments
Re: Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned reviewWhat a shame. Kylie was so appealing in this (I'm not usually a fan)and was impossibly set up as a new assistant, only to be disposed of for a ghastly preview of the ghastly Tate, with whom we'll be saddled for a fecking year :(
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Re: Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned reviewI liked it too - It had a quick paced story and while it nicked nabbed and borrowed from everything it all worked together quite well in a sort of xmas pudding of Dr Who. While the robots borrowed a little heavily from the SuperVox ( from the Tom Baker era), the idea from Douglas Adams and the peril was right out of the Towering Inferno it was all good fun...plus a cameo of Bernard Cribbins! All that and a preview of next season and Torchwood as well. In my opinion Who was the only thing good on last night and I shudder to think that having to sit through the toss that was the Catherine Tate show what the ginger one will do to ruin Who. Finally the new theme tune...cool | |
Re: Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned reviewI actually liked this. Was planning not to, until I saw a rather glowing preview by the dependable Gareth Maclean, and was not disappointed. New series still looks gash, though, innit? Tennant barely gurned at all. Mazin.
New theme tune, though. Rubbish. Yes. | |
Re: Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned reviewI tried and I tried again, but despite having the occasional moment it all felt too much like lightweight fluff to me. Lots of spectacle and little story.
I think that half of my problem is that I simply cannot connect with RTD's writing style. Over the past 3 seasons there have been stories that I have enjoyed greatly. On analysis, I find that all the episodes I really enjoy have been written by guest writers rather than RTD.
Maybe I am just getting too old but most of the pop culture references of his scripts go straight over my head. Compare the humour of RTD with some of the great Douglas Adams scripts for Doctor Who such as City of Death and they show RTD as a rank amateur. I simply find the likes of farting Slitheen and burping wheely bins to be a cheap immature way of getting a laugh.
In my opinion RTD is all about ideas, and he does indeed have some great ideas. However, he often falters when he tries to blend those ideas into a cohesive plot. It is all set-piece spectacle and little substance.
I love the new Who, I really do and after the disintegration of the series under the stewardship of John Nathan-Turner and his excesses it is incredibly refreshing to have the Doctor back on screen in episodes such as Dalek and Human Nature. I just wish that we had the ilk of a Stephen Moffatt or Paul Cornell to pen the Christmas specials. I find RTD terribly overrated simply because he is the latest flavour of the month at the BBC. Compare the depth of say, the latest Galactica special Razor, with Voyage Of the Damned and the whole thing rings hollow. It was like a beautifully wrapped gift under the tree, which when opened revealed itself to be an empty box. All shiny, exciting and ultimately empty.
Oh how I yearn for Philip Hinchcliffe to return to the BBC as the puppetmaster pulling the TARDIS strings each week. The homage to Robots of Death in VOTD prompted me to rewatch the Robots DVD again for the umpteenth time this month, realising that despite the lack of CGI and gloss there was real substance in the stories of the Hinchcliffe tenure.
Much of what we are offered now from the pen of RTD seems to be dumbed down to suit the lowest common denominator of viewer. Couple to this the idea that the Christmas Special "has" to be lighter in tone and all we are left with is cheap vacuuous entertainment for the proles.
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