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Published on Dec 17, 2009

Welcome to the round-up of Den Of Geek’s favourite films of the year. It’s the ‘f’ word that’s key here: we’re not trying to emulate the Oscars, or anything of that ilk. Instead, what we’re trying to bring you is our list of our favoured films, the films we liked and enjoyed the most. That accounts for one or two of the omissions – Slumdog Millionaire, for instance – and also one or two of the more unusual inclusions (Wolverine, we’re looking at you. In fact, all but one of our writers are looking at you).

So here it is: the individual thoughts of many of our writers, and we’ll come to our overall top ten at the bottom. All of these films, incidentally, had a UK cinema release in 2009. And, due to the joys of deadlines, none of us had been able to see Avatar in time for this list, in case you're wondering why it doesn't appear...

GLEN CHAPMAN

Top 5

1. District 9
2. Where The Wild Things Are
3. Drag Me To Hell
4. Star Trek
5. 17 Again

The Duffer: The Fourth Kind

2009 has been a terrific year for cinema goers. I can't remember a year where I've been to the cinema as much as I have over the past 12-months. I would guess that the majority of my list is going to be similar to those of my fellow DoG writers so I thought I'd justify my inclusion of 17 Again as my fifth favourite film of the year.

My top five list could have been occupied by any number of quality movies, Zombieland, The Hangover, In The Loop etc were all considered and I didn't see Moon, as it didn't show at my local cinema and I've been told I can't rent it as it would ruin Christmas. I couldn't justify leaving out the film that surprised me the most. When I say it surprised me I'm not referring to the film having had major plot twists that I wasn't expecting, as it didn't. It surprised me, as I wasn't expecting to enjoy it as much as I did. It may have been the case that I was in an exceptionally good mood at the time of watching it, but even if I wasn't I could see myself enjoying it just as much. Sure it's cheesy but there are plenty of laughs throughout the film and Zac Efron shows signs that he will become a strong leading man in years to come.

My nomination for stinker of the year would be The Fourth Kind. For anyone who's seen the movie the reason why will be obvious. For those who haven't seen it; I direct you to Ron's review that sums it up nicely. It really is as bad as he says.

LUKE SAVAGE

Top 5

1. Drag Me to Hell
2. A Serious Man
3. District 9
4. (500) Days of Summer
5. The Hurt Locker

The Duffer: Dragonball: Evolution

I can't think of a film I've enjoyed more in recent years than Drag Me to Hell. Thrilling, funny, over-the-top, scary, and packed with endlessly inventive set pieces (that car park one left me giddy), it was Sam Raimi re-invigorated after the middling Spider-Man 3.

Similarly, the Coens's last film, Burn After Reading, left me rather cold; so A Serious Man was a welcome reminder of their genius. Probably the best Coen brothers film that doesn't have Jeff Bridges in it.

District 9 and (500) Days Of Summer also did it for me. No explanation needed hopefully if you've seen them. Plus I'm running out of space.

If this had been a top six, 17 Again could have snuck in at the end, purely for Thomas Lennon's best friend Ned.  His dinner date with a high school principal that turns into a Lord of the Rings love-in was one of the best scenes of the year. Or maybe Star Trek, for making a Star Trek film without Shatner in it seem relevant again. But it's The Hurt Locker that nabs the last slot – Bigelow back to making great cinema again after K19 and The Weight Of Water ruined her batting average.

The worst of the year?  Easy – Dragonball: Evolution.  Just horrid.

CARLEY TAUCHERT

Top 5

1. District 9
2. Star Trek
3. Up
4. The Hangover
5. Zombieland

The Duffer: Grace

Ah, 2009 you tease. We’ve waited nearly a decade for some really great sci-fi movies and you go and release two in the same year! In terms of originality and sheer brilliance District 9 is my movie of the year without a shadow of a doubt. Brilliantly acted and masterfully shot and directed it is the sort of movie I have been praying would come out of Hollywood and it in fact came out of South Africa.

Sticking with a space theme as somebody who never really watched Star Trek I wasn’t holding out much for the reboot but was knocked out of my socks by the re-jigged timeline and story which packed more than a punch. It isn’t often I want to see a sequel but this maybe the exception to the rule. Pixar once again pulled at my heartstrings and tickled my funny bone in equal measure with Up and they deserve kudos for making such a realistic old man character in Carl, and comedy ruled with The Hangover showing how it should be done. And Zombieland? Well there wasn’t much point to it but it was great!

As for the stinker, it’s ‘horror’ movie Grace, where a baby who dies in the womb comes to life when given birth to and needs to drink blood to survive. Zombie baby? Vampire baby? By the end of this movie the only thing you will care about is the fact you have wasted two hours of your life.


RUPERT DE PAULA

Top 5

1. Moon
2. District 9
3. The Hangover
4. Drag Me To Hell
5. In The Loop

The Duffer: Bruno

Hmm…I think it would hard for anyone to argue that 2009 was a vintage year in cinema. Lets be honest here, the blockbusters were pretty crappy, and there was hardly a glut of independent movies out there to fill the gaps. Hopefully, this can be explained as the residual aftershock of the Writers Strike. That’s not to say that 2009 was a total flop, and there has been the odd glistening pearl gleaming amongst the swine.

Three films standout as cast iron locks for the best of the year. Low-fi sci-fi mindbender Moon, with its retro style and use of old school miniatures and models, took science fiction back its golden age of the 70s and 80s. Sam Rockwell gives a superb central performance (sign that petition to get him an Oscar nomination!). Is Moon the best ‘cult’ film since Donnie Darko? Could just be. 

The South African mocumentary mash-up about a bungled alien invasion and the resulting extraterrestrial apartheid, District 9, is a rare example of event cinema let off the leash and allowed to be original. A bold strategy in the age of the proto-fit blockbuster – that then wiped the floor with the rest of the summer’s sub-par output.

Lastly, Todd Phillip’s The Hangover was the year’s standout comedy. With its lack of star power diluting the mix and no big egos to be pandered to, The Hangover is another example of how comedy is funniest before the comedians become stars.

Sam Rami’s much-overlooked return to the horror film, Drag Me to Hell and Armando Iannucci’s foul-mouthed political farce, In the Loop, take up the last two spots. However, ‘not seen’ notes should be attached to a duo of possible contenders, Il divo and Chan-wook Park’s Thirst.

A dishonourable mention should be attached to my personal Stinker of the Year: Sacha Baron Cohen über-turkey Brüno, which took everything funny and fresh about Borat and made them teeth-clenchingly lame and stale. Brüno is my stone cold worst film of the year, which is quite and achievement with Couples Retreat, Fast and Furious and Wolverine all in the running, too.

MARK PICKAVANCE

Top 5

1. Star Trek
2. Coralline
3. Moon
4. Up
5. Inglourious Basterds

The Duffer: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

I’ll be honest and say that finding five films I’d entirely recommend this year hasn’t been easy, as I don’t think 2009 was a classic 12 months for cinema. But amongst some of the nastiest Hollywood gross we’ve seen yet I’ve managed to find five that are certainly worth seeing even if they’re not perfect.

I’ve put Star Trek at the top mainly because it’s so incredibly rare for a big summer movie to actually deliver what it promised on the tin. But two animated movies in my top five does hint that this was a classic year for that creative sector. In my review of Up I was critical of some choices Pixar made, but then their flawed movies are actually better than most people’s best ones. My shock inclusion was Moon, which unfettered by unrealistic hype that follows some productions provided excellent respite from the by-the-numbers science fiction we’ve been getting of late.

Almost as challenging as pulling the cream to the top is deciding which movie sank lowest. I nominated massive summer movies, with both Transformers 2 and Terminator Salvation strongly in the running. But the singularly most awful summer experience for me was G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. It took the marketing of toys to an extreme I’d wished could be erased from my mind without giving me a frontal lobotomy. Just horrible.

MICHAEL LEADER

Top 5

1. Let The Right One In
2. Coraline
3. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
4. Moon
5. A Serious Man

This is a tough year to rank. I could easily fill a top 10 with films that are all very close in my estimation - so picking an ordered 5 is a particular form of punishment. For the purposes of this, and to make it easier, I've chopped out any films that technically belonged to 2008 (shout outs to Slumdog Millionaire, The Wrestler, Steven Soderbergh's Che), leaving a good five choices that were all given a general release in the last twelve months. Handily, I've reviewed four of my picks for this very site, and the other is no doubt on many others' lists, so I can be brief (and you can click away for more info, if you're so inclined).

Let The Right One In
is a beguiling and revolutionary masterpiece, reinventing the supernatural genre just as Twilight is making it mainstream and dull. Coraline is, likewise, a great literary adaptation, twinning Neil Gaiman's tight, chilling children's book with the creative genius of Henry Selick; it also caps off one of the strongest years for animation that I have lived through - with Up, Fantastic Mr. Fox and Ponyo (general release in 2010, unfortunately) all deserving heaps of praise and regard. It's certainly going to be an interesting fight for Best Animated Feature at the Academy Awards early next year.

Already a (deserved) Oscar winner for the outstanding Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona is Woody Allen's best film in a long while. It is a mix of his quirky, neurotic comedy moments, psycho-philosophical ruminations and dramatic character interactions that emerges as a perfect novella film, with brilliant performances all round. The appeal of Moon is rooted in Sam Rockwell's load-bearing, one-man turn - and deserves notice for that at the very least - but the whole film is a serious, atmospheric triumph. Speaking of serious, The Coen Brothers' A Serious Man may not be a crowd-pleaser, but it ties together their best traits - bold characters, sharp dialogue, moments of surreal barminess - and combines them with what is their richest narrative yet.



MATT EDWARDS

Top 5

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Up
3. Drag Me to Hell
4. Let the Right One In
5. Halloween 2

The Duffer: Transformers 2

I’ll try to keep this as short as I can and, as a result, this write up may appear a little brash. I liked Inglourious Basterds the most, but then I liked Up and Drag Me to Hell nearly as much. Slightly behind them I really liked Let the Right One In. As the fifth film in my top 5 I’ve included Halloween 2, which isn’t an incredible film but I liked the shit out of it anyway.

There’s a good chance that you didn’t see Halloween 2 or, if you did, that you didn’t like it. I’m not massively interested though, so please don’t clog up the comments section prattling on about it. I’m not interested. You know that glazed over look that everyone you know has whenever you say anything? Well that’s the look I have when I read something you’ve written.

I also really liked In The Loop, Observe and Report, Watchmen and Moon. I also have a feeling that (500) Days of Summer would be top 5 if I hadn’t watched it on a plane.

There were worse films this year than Transformers 2: The What-The-Fuckening, but none quite so hateful. The equally bad Wolverine and Terminator Salvation just didn’t turn out right; Transformers 2 was meant to be that stupid. Intentions mean everything.

DUNCAN BOWLES

Top 5

1. District 9
2. Watchmen
3. Drag Me to Hell
4. The Men Who Stare at Goats
5. Star Trek

The Duffer: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

It’s a sick and twisted year for me when a new Star Trek movie ranks amongst the best, while time honoured deliverers of my beloved blockbuster trash such as Emmerich and Bay, fail to fulfil my meagre needs and offend me instead. Deep down I think I knew G.I. Joe would be terrible, but both Transformers 2 and 2012 merely had to deliver more of the same and didn’t. While 2012 managed to be lazy and contemptuous, TF2 managed both of those ‘qualities’ while piling on blatant misogyny and racism. Most upsettingly though as both a die-hard Transformer geek and Michael Bay apologist, he managed to take the easy task of making me cry in scenes involving a certain characters’ mortality and make me feel nothing. Impressive when you consider I get choked up during his first Transformers film when Bumblebee gets captured...

Despite the failings of most mainstream blockbusters, at least they allowed the fantastically realised District 9 to shine through, a film that you’re really better off knowing nothing about and letting its creativity and, most importantly, its originality wash over you – a triumph of inventiveness over budget. Watchmen, thanks especially to its clever soundtrack, evoked stronger emotions in me than expected and remained admirably faithful to its source material, even managing to make an anti-hero such as The Comedian more likeable/charismatic thanks to its (mostly) perfect casting. When I saw Drag Me to Hell  it was nothing but a joy to see a long overdue return to horror by Sam Raimi, who it transpires, might just be the nicest man in the world.

The Men Who Stare at Goats had an amusing trailer, but managed to be so much better than just a few strung out punch lines. I expected George Clooney to merely tap into his likeable Coen Brothers mode, yet somehow he delivered a much more affecting performance, more akin to Pierce Brosnan in The Matador, adding a personable level to a film which, for me, contained what I can only describe as a beautiful spirit (it’ll make more sense when you’ve seen it).

Monsters Vs. Aliens was just nudged out by Star Trek, a galling fact when you take into account that I’ve never really been a big Trek fan. I’ve seen most of the films and bits of the Shatner era TV series, but I’ve never really loved it like I do Star Wars. So I had to swallow my pride as some of my Trekkie friends laughed smugly in my face, when I conceded that Abrams movie was superb. If anyone asks, at least I can hide behind my ever growing Karl ‘I’m a spy!’ Urban love – I even like Doom

JULIAN WHITLEY

Top 5

1. In The Loop
2. Let The Right One In
3. Inglourious Basterds
4. Up
5. Drag Me To Hell

The Duffer: Year One

Transporting a successful comedy series onto the big screen is not as easy as one may think: for every Life of Brian, there will always be an Ali G Indahouse. Luckily, In the Loop, Armando Iannucci’s adaptation of the savage political sitcom The Thick of It, is much more in league with the former. With comedy icon for our times, Malcolm Tucker, the only character surviving the transfer to cinema, and with several TTOI cast members making welcome appearances, including Chris Addison as the hapless Toby Wright, In the Loop takes us behind the scenes, as both the UK and US governments face a seemingly inevitable invasion of the Middle East.

In terms of writing, it doesn't get more acerbic, cutting, and laugh-out-loud hilarious as this. Practically every other line, as well as being jam-packed with some of the most spectacular swearing in recent history, is destined to be quoted by film fans forever more.

Despite a terrific turn by James Gandalfini, and an almost show-stopping cameo from Steve Coogan (and his crumbling wall), it's Peter Capaldi’s incendiary performance as the unceasingly unhinged Tucker that will have jaws dropping.
Finding a better comedy this year will be difficult difficult lemon difficult indeed!

As for the stinker? It’s got to be Year One. Despite having all the ingredients for a comedy classic – Jack Black, Arrested Development’s Michael Cera,  Groundhog Day director Harold Ramis – this somehow ended up being the dullest, most painfully unfunny film I’ve had the misfortunate of sitting through this year.

LUCY FELTHOUSE

Top 5

1. Wolverine
2. Defiance
3. Role Models
4. The Twilight Saga: New Moon
5. Harry Brown

The Duffer: Watchmen

No doubt my list will cause some controversy, but these films were chosen honestly and fairly. So here goes. Wolverine was everything I hoped it would be. It filled in what turned out to be a fascinating back story for my favourite X-Men character, as well as giving Hugh Jackman and the other main characters a chance to shine. Action packed from beginning to end – superb. Defiance – which arrived in the UK in January – gives another nod to Liev Schreiber as he and Daniel Craig portrayed touching yet fascinating subject matter in a way which had me glued to the screen. Stunning backdrops add to the effect.

Role Models, which also made it here in January, is a really daft comedy which I can (and have) watch over and over again. The Twilight Saga: New Moon was not quite as thrilling as I’d hoped, but still makes my list. And then Harry Brown – I can do this in one word: phenomenal. Caine is a legend.

As for the stinker? Watchmen. At least ten people walked out of the showing, and I nodded off more than once. Boring, pointless and far too long. Boo.

SIMON BREW

Top 5

1. In The Loop
2. Coraline
3. Up
4. Moon
5. Gran Torino

The Duffer: The Ugly Truth

Honourable mentions, first. I loved Role Models more than The Hangover. The Wrestler was great. Star Trek was too. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs was a lovely surprise.

But In The Loop? I’m still laughing about it months after I saw it. It is, to be fair, a television episode on the big screen, and it finds its natural home on DVD. But Peter Capaldi’s foul-mouth bile is the best comedy performance I’ve seen in ages. It’s nasty. It’s brilliant. It’s my favourite film of the year.

Henry Selick’s stunning Coraline nearly took it, to be fair, and it’s the first film I’ve seen in ages where I’ve sat and simply wondered how they managed to do what they do on screen. In the CGI era, that's some achievement. It just edges Up for me, which was stunning at its best, although spluttered a little once the superb first act was out of the way. Duncan Jones’ Moon boasts the acting performance of the year from Sam Rockwell, while the Clint devotee in me has to give Gran Torino a nudge. It might not be the fifth best film of the year, but it’s in my personal favourite top five.

Katherine Heigl’s remarkably shit rom-com The Ugly Truth isn’t though. How Heigl, in hindsight, has the gall to criticise in any way Knocked Up when she turned in this piece of offensive rubbish beggars belief. The only person grateful for The Ugly Truth is Matthew McConaughey, else Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past would be sitting right here…

RON HOGAN

Top 5

1. Up
2. Moon
3. Zombieland
4. The Hangover
5. Drag Me To Hell

The Duffer: Miss March

A lot of stuff other people will list I still haven’t seen, like District 9, Star Trek, and Paranormal Activity. Here’s the best of the ton of mediocre movies I did see this year.

Up was not the best animated movie of the year, it was the best movie of the year period. Funny, touching, sweet, sad, and romantic all at once. If there was any justice, it’d win Best Picture. I know the Academy changed the rules when Beauty And The Beast got nominated in 1992, but there’s not a live action movie that was even close to this good.

Science fiction without any explosions or CGI?! I didn’t know such a thing was possible! Duncan Jones’ Moon goes old-school, Kevin Spacey goes HAL 9000, and Sam Rockwell goes stir-crazy in a movie most will overlook for District 9.

Zombieland was a uniquely American Shaun Of The Dead, featuring Woody Harrelson’s most memorable character since Mickey in Natural Born Killers. A meta-zombie buddy-comedy coming-of-age-romance that doesn’t skimp on the gore and laughs.

The Hangover? It’s a raunchy, R-rated comedy from the subgenre’s brightest light, Todd Phillips. Now that Judd Apatow is trying to grow up, Phillips is the guy to lead the way in drunken debauchery and star-making. Finally, Drag Me To Hell proves that Spider-Man 3 was just an aberration for Sam Raimi with this funny, gross, and horrifying return to his roots. Features more mucus per hour than my nose in the height of summer allergy season.

Stinkers of the year: I had a whole thing written up about just how bad The Fourth Kind is, and then I remembered that Miss March, Dance Flick, AND Year One came out in 2009. Plus, Transylmania, which I haven’t seen but don’t need to watch to know that it’s terrible.

5. The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Funniest movie of the year! Wait, it’s supposed to be a dramatic romance? Err…nevermind.

4. The Fourth Kind: A great idea for a movie wasted in spectacularly bad fashion. It’s like eating two bad movies, then barfing them both up and filming the mixed bits of sick. Significantly less entertaining than my description.

3. Year One: There’s nothing worse than a bad comedy, unless it’s a bad comedy with a horrible lead and antique jokes that weren’t good the first time around.

2. Dance Flick: I saw some of this movie on one of my premium channels. It makes Meet The Spartans look like The Naked Gun.

1. Miss March: Absolutely horrible. Not even close to funny. The two leads are annoying, Craig Robinson should be ashamed of himself, and the less said about sad-eyed old Hugh Hefner, the better. Possibly the worst movie I’ve ever seen.

 

AND FINALLY: OUR OVERALL TOP 10

With all that, here’s our accumulated list of our favourite films of the year….

1. District 9
2. Up
3. Drag Me To Hell
4. Coraline
5. Moon
6. Star Trek
7= In The Loop
7= Inglourious Basterds
9. A Serious Man
10. The Hangover

Here's hoping we get as many interesting genre movies in 2010 as we seemed to get in 2009...

Leave your own views down in the comments…!

 

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Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By viridis 1 December 18, 2009 08:46:10 AM

1 Star Trek 2 Zombieland 3 Moon 4 The Hangover 5 Coraline I can't believe so many of you have District 9 listed at the top. I thought it was a disappointing and typical movie, with great effects, but a predictable plot and typical characters. I thought it was really bad, and that leading guy's accent was all over the place. I read he wasn't a real actor before this started, and you can tell. Wolverine destroyed almost every good memory I had of the better X-Men movies. It was so disappointing I left flabbergasted, almost crying, like someone just punched me in the gut laughing. So many things were wrong with that movie I can't even begin to list them. Worst movie of the year. Worst movie ever. And I thought Spider-Man 3 was bad. I haven't actually seen Up, Inglorious Bastards and Drag me to Hell yet, so they haven't either lost or won a place on my list yet. I'll change my list accordingly when I see them.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By gudge 1 December 18, 2009 09:51:01 AM

1. Moon. 2. District 9. 3. Drag Me To Hell. 4. The Revenant. 5. Up. The Duffer: Paul Blart Mall Cop. I'll know in 6 hours if Avatar makes the list...

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By SamTyler 1 December 18, 2009 10:45:13 AM

A pretty solid selection of cinematic goodies there, though if I were to forced to pick one distirbingly erroneous choice I'd have to target Lucy's adoration of "New Moon" alongside her dislike of "Watchmen" ... sure, "Watchmen" isn't for everyone but compared to the brainless tat that is the "Bedward" romance it's flippin' high art! As for my own 5 ... in no particular order ... 1. In the Loop 2. Moon 3. Inglourious Basterds 4. Coraline 5. District 9 And the stinker ... Transformers 2 ... no question ...

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Stulito 1 December 18, 2009 11:47:27 AM

I definately missed the meeting where most people agreed that Drag me to Hell was any good.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By mugwump 1 December 18, 2009 12:21:08 PM

@ stulito: shame, cos it was a great meeting. there were pastries and everything!

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By GoldbergV 1 December 18, 2009 12:23:59 PM

1. Up 2. Inglourious Bastards 3. District 9 4. The Hangover 5. Star Trek. Out and out stinker: Gamer. I imagine all the writers above haven't seen Gamer because its by far the worst film of the year, and yet makes no appearance at all...

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By mugwump 1 December 18, 2009 12:25:36 PM

oh, and whoever voted wolverine as their best film of the year...er...um...is this a wined-up? it was the laziest script ever, all like, oh no! wolverine's in trouble but we have no plausible solution for how to get him out! that's ok, we'll just have someone magically turn up out of the blue to help him out...every time.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By MLeader 1 December 18, 2009 12:32:23 PM

Great! Always a pleasure to read the collected viewpoints. But, damn, Let The Right One In woz robbed!

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By quarterburn 1 December 18, 2009 01:03:32 PM

1) Star Trek 2) Moon 3) District 9 4) Up 5) Coraline This was a FANTASTIC year for sci-fi and animation. It still boggles the mind that was had *3* historic movies of this genre in one year. The movie studios made a killing off of me, that's for sure.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By cordas2 1 December 18, 2009 01:15:10 PM

Best Movies (in no particular order because it would take me till next year to sort it out) Zombieland - simply a roller coaster of fun (with Woody shooting zombies off along the way). District 9 - unexpected and very very good. Inglorious Basterds - Tarintino does WW2 as only he can. Moon - wasn't as good as the hype but still a damn fine movie. Slumdog Millionaire - simply breath taking and not what I expected at all (should have got the Oscar). Duffer(s) the worst movie for me had to be T4 - what a stinking pile of shit, it wasn't even Bay directing because if he had been then at least we would have had gratuitous shots of megan foxes ass to rest our poor eyes on now and then. I am also baffled by the inclusion of Star Trek in peoples best of the year lists... I can only think that because it wasn't Transformers2/Wolverine bad (both contenders for worst movie of the year) as many expected and gained some mainstream acclaim that people have fooled themselves into thinking it was actually far better than the enjoyable film it was.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By _mart_ 1 December 18, 2009 01:21:05 PM

Altough i liked Hangover, i think it's overrated "Old School">>>"Hangover". "Miss March" was so bad that i had mentally blocked it from my memory, "thanks" for reminding me it... Other mentioned duffs doesn't even come close. If you look at the ultimate bad movie graph: http://xkcd.com/653/ then "Miss March" would be a little bit before "Star Wars Holiday Special"

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By orac 1 December 18, 2009 03:00:06 PM

I fell asleep during 'Moon' -the plot really didn't stretch beyond 50 minutes. Reminded me of that equally dreary eppy of Dr Who '42' ora filler eppy of Space 1999. 'District 9' on the other hand was highly original with some good twists and stunningly realistic CGI. Worst film of the year has to be Paranormal Activity.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Geordie2004 1 December 18, 2009 03:04:12 PM

This is going to sound really mean, so I'll apologise in advance, but seriously.... How does Lucy Felthouse keep her job on this site after writing that list?!

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Holmes 1 December 18, 2009 04:41:37 PM

Wolverine at the top of someone's list, while Watchmen was their duffer? Is that a joke? If so, well done, you got me. Otherwise, please let me know what drugs you were taking while watching Wolverine that made it such a magical experience. I know that Hugh Jackman is ever-so-dreamy, but c'mon, that was a *turd-burger* of a film...

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Ibashdaily 1 December 18, 2009 05:46:12 PM

One film that came out this year that nobody mentioned at all was The Unborn. The acting and writing might not have been the best, but it tons of scare-the-crap-out-of-you moments. Best horror film of the year (although I still haven't seen Drag Me To Hell).

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By creativewriter1985 1 December 18, 2009 06:26:28 PM

Ahh, why am I not surprised I've been slated? I knew my list would be controversial... but hey ho. We can't all be perfect.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By cordas2 1 December 18, 2009 06:54:43 PM

I take it you put Wolverine at 1 on your list... I just wonder how thats possible when the last 20min of the movie was directed by the tea boy as the actual director went off with the special effects people for a holiday, leaving the teaboys gf to finish off the special effects using the knowledge she gained at hairdressing college.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By creativewriter1985 1 December 18, 2009 07:44:14 PM

Do you want my honest answer?? Because I enjoyed it. I don't feel the need to dissect films based on how many explosions there were. I thought it was good fun and a nice back story. End of.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By GavsEvans123 1 December 18, 2009 10:00:40 PM

1. Watchmen 2. Up 3. The Hangover 4. 9 5. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince The only reason Up doesn't get the top spot is because Pixar are so good, they could put a turd in a box and it'd still be better than the crap that passes for kid's films these days. Watchmen, on the other hand, had The Dark Knight to live up to, as well as its reputation as being "unfilmable", and it did in spectacular fashion. I was close to tears watching the sequence of how Dr Manhattan came to be. As for the rest, The Hangover was the film I'd laughed hardest at since Borat, 9 had some nice ideas even if it degenerated into an animated robot war, while Harry Potter managed the balancing act between hormonal teenagers and Voldemort's past quite well, though not up to the standards of the trailers. I'd have preferred more emphasis on the latter personally.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By cress 1 December 19, 2009 01:55:06 AM

I thought MOON was only good for Rockwells' performance. Other than that, it was a very forgettable film. The Hagover has to be the most overrated film of the year. It was funny, and I liked it, but it did not have me rolling in the aisles with laughter. District 9, Watchmen and Star Trek were extremely satisfying films. Inglorious Basterds was a great, original return to form for Tarantino(and the opening scene was one of my fave scenes of the year). I have yet to see AVATAR, but I expect to be amazed. Stinker of the year? Probably Transformers 2 and The Unborn(Gary Oldman, what were you thinking?). And Halloween 2(M.Edwards list)was actually a ballsy, best Halloween film since the '78 original. I hated Zombies remake, but this was the best Halloween sequel ever.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By theshadowalker 1 December 19, 2009 06:04:35 AM

For whatever it's worth, having learned that the disastrously stupid "adamantium bullet" subplot was part of a series of reshoots that the suits (the same numbnuts that hired Ratner for X3) demanded of Wolverine's director, I wouldn't mind seeing a director's cut of Wolverine. As with Daredevil, I think there's a better movie (not perfect, mind, but better) lurking in Wolverine that got lost in the editing room.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By cordas2 1 December 19, 2009 08:16:28 AM

@ creativewriter1985 - it was simply about the fact that last 20min or so of the movie really did look like it was done by the tea boy and his GF, I can't understand how a major studio let a movie that was so badly executed get out of the door.... Its like I wouldn't want to buy a house that was wired by the work experience kid and his mate after the actual electricians had gone to the pub. That said I did enjoy Wolverine, even if I was pissed about not getting to see a finished movie.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Disco 1 December 19, 2009 11:09:51 AM

I found the inclusion of convicted rapist Mike Tyson as rather off putting in 'The Hangover'.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By gudge 1 December 21, 2009 10:57:03 AM

Sorry to sound like im having a go, im really not, but creativewriter, you do need to defend what you say as a contributor to the article. Maybe you dont need to dissect the number of explosions, but maybe you should dissect the fact the film was terrible. There is a difference between good films and the films you personally enjoyed.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By AlexandreAlves 1 December 21, 2009 01:52:41 PM

Try these ones too: Bakjwi /Thrist Let The Right On In Entre les Murs Fantastic Mr Fox Black Dynamite El nido vacío The Wrestler Che

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By gudge 1 December 21, 2009 02:59:22 PM

Kung Fu Flid? I didnt actually see that one, but what a title. Stars Faye Tozzer from 'Steps'

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Stulito 1 December 21, 2009 03:34:00 PM

I know what my favourite film of next year will be. Its about iron and it has a man in it. P.S Is creativewriter someone's 15 year old niece who snuck into the Geek office?

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By creativewriter1985 1 December 21, 2009 09:35:08 PM

*yawns*

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By SciFiFreak 1 December 22, 2009 02:44:37 AM

Long time reader, first time poster. HAa to register in defence of creativewriter1985. While I would not put Wolverine in my top 5 (or even top 50) they are entitled to an opinion, which is all they did. It was a fun action run, thats all. My top 5: 1) Star Trek, 2) District 9, 3)Fanboys(released early this year isAustralia so it counts) 4) Up, 5)ZombieLand. The Duffer: Any twilight movie (My wife made me watch) These are not Vampires. Bring back the wooden stake...

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Stulito 1 December 22, 2009 09:56:18 AM

*Watching a good film?* I apologise. End of

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Tlotoxl 1 December 22, 2009 09:02:54 PM

OK so it is a top 7 but I cannot leave any of them out: 1) Star trek 2) Inglorious Basterds 3) Watchmen 4) Gran Torino 5) The Damned United 6) Harry Potter 6 7) In the Loop

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By j_0rdan 1 December 23, 2009 02:15:48 AM

How does Lucy Felthouse get to write for this site when she choose Wolverine and New Moon in her top 5 and bags out The Watchmen? 10 people walked out my ass, the movie was applauded in the viewing I went to. Maybe you should be looking for a teen girl's magazine to write for rather than Denofgeek.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Vinnydoz007 1 December 23, 2009 06:53:37 PM

I dont mean to pick or be mean, but of all the things written in this article the most confusing for me is this Lucy Felthouse person. Her top five in my opinion were absolutely horrid. And picking watchmen as the worst movie of the year? I understand why Watchmen did not appeal to some people, but I thought it was fantastic and overall, even those whom i know didnt like it, definetly had an appreciation for certain aspects of the movie. It seems that this persons taste differs greatly from the avg DoG staffer. Thats not necessarily a bad thing. But it does seem a bit strange in this instance. And how exactly, how have you picked Wolverine at number 1? I could have gotten a blowjob from a pornstar while watching that movie and still would have walked out.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By creativewriter1985 1 December 23, 2009 08:19:29 PM

I don't think they'd appreciate my kind of writing in a teen girl's magazine. And yes, surely having differing opinions makes things a bit more interesting. If we all liked the same things, wouldn't the world be a boring place?

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By Vinnydoz007 1 December 24, 2009 04:11:33 PM

As I said, i have no intention of being offensive. But just what about Watchmen made it worse than some of the other terrible films out there this year. Just out of curiosity, did you know the watchmen story prior to watching the film? Or did you think you were maybe going to see a crazy action and it didnt pan out that way. Im just curious as i found watchmen to be one of the better movies of the year. I mean, way better than Transformers 2 hands down, and how about GI JOE. and god, theres like a million others. OH and I just watch Drag me to Hell. Im glad you all enjoyed it as well, I surely do miss those types of flicks and it was fun to watch one again.

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By cptjackharkness 1 December 25, 2009 01:09:38 PM

1. star trek 2. District 9 3. the Hangover 4. in the loop 5. An Education 6. time travelers wife 7. up 8. gran Torino 9. Blind Side 10.The girlfriend Experience i have yet to see avatar so i dont know but i would have to say it will be a top 10 for sure Turds that needed flushing Watchmen G.I Joe Gamer where the wild things are Julie and Julia bad movie thanks and happy holidays

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By madforit89 1 December 31, 2009 12:08:44 AM

How many of you would put Avatar at the top of your lists?

Re: Den of Geek Film Of The Year 2009
Posted By ElScorcho 1 June 24, 2010 02:36:40 PM

Me!!
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