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Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?

Robert McLaughlin


The much-maligned Howard The Duck: does it have any redeeming features? Robert has been finding out...

Published on Nov 5, 2009

‘George Lucas has a lot to answer for.' Nope, that's not online fans' opinion of the last three Star Wars films (although they too, indeed, have a lot to answer for) but rather the collective opinion of a long and, to many, happily forgotten live-action outing to Steve Gerber's cigar chomping wisecracking creation Howard the Duck

Originally a much ruder, cruder and, well, funnier version of Donald Duck - on which grounds Gerber supposedly got sued by Disney - Howard the Duck was the darling of the comic underground in the early 1970s to the early 80s.

Howard also had the occasional few appearances in the 90s in Generation X and even more recently in Marvel's Civil War as a character that bridged the gap between the Marvel mainstream and more ‘indy' comic books, a sort of happy medium that dealt with superheroes and villains, but also wry social commentary and parody at the same time.

Tackling such evil bad-guys as Dr Bong, a villain with a huge bell for a head (take that as you will) and erm... Winky Man and Man-Thing, Howard flitted around the edges of Marvel books making guest star appearances to lighten the mood. And he starred in his own book, which was basically a way for Gerber and fellow writers to take sweeps at politics, television, films and comics in general. 

Unlike other superheroes, Howard had no special powers and while adapt at Quak-Fu, possessed the size, strength and agility of a child-sized duck. Still, that didn't stop him from bagging a comic-based fantasy girl, Beverly Switzler, whose on-off relationship defied, I am sure, many laws and probably many practical biological issues as well.

As Howard was really a comic mouthpiece for his creators and writers, the concept of taking a wise-creaking streetwise character like this and producing a ‘family' film was a surprising move. Something akin to taking Fritz the Cat and putting him in a kids programme, or converting Howard Stern or Jerry Sadowitz or Ozzy Osbourne into a family friendly prime time show (actually that last one has been done). Or Disney-izing Chubby Brown or Marylyn Manson.

But back in 1986, this is exactly what was done by George Lucas, who for all intents and purposes de-fanged (or should that be de-billed?) Howard's satirical tone from the comics to deliver a film that is an oddity, a grotesque freakish movie hated by the masses, and yet, on some bizarre level, has a place in geeks' hearts. 

Much like those weird cats you get with no hair, or hairy babies (thanks to the exploits of Pat Mustard), or people who like wearing those fluffy boots that look like they are made from skinned Muppets, the movie version of Howard The Duck has people who love it. And while I must admit I am not as passionate as some members of the collective geek consciousness to the movie, there is a special place in my heart for this film.  

This is for a number of reasons. Firstly, I remember watching it again and again when I had the mumps when I was about ten or eleven and really enjoying what is essentially a kids' film. I also enjoyed the stop motion creatures at the end, but most importantly, and with hindsight, the main reason to watch the movie, there's Lea Thompson whose crimped hair, laced gloves and full embodiment of mid-80s glam metal is a personal passion. 

However, apart from a guitar wielding sex-bomb, what does the film offer? Well, as mentioned, the neutering of Howard is a major issue, both in character and look.  Whereas something akin to Roger Rabbit would have maybe been a better way to bring the comic creation to life, Lucas and co went for a animatronics/puppet costume instead. This meant that the over the top cartoon nature was completely lost and child actors and actor Ed Gale were instead forced to try and maneuver within a confined and ropey duck suit courtesy of Industrial Light and Magic. 

With the visual look really not suiting the character's comic origin, Lucas also played about with the character of Howard, making him more family orientated, and instead of using a voice actor you would have thought would have suited the role, such as Mel Blanc or Danny DeVito, instead went for a relative unknown voice actor Chip Zien, whose delivery was, shall we say, passable (to be nice).

To make matters worse, the child actors and Ed Gale all received nominations for Golden Raspberry awards (Rassies) nominations for ‘worst new star' for their performance as Howard, which really wasn't their fault as the ‘acting' involved was mostly down to the puppeteers, who had to work with shoddy equipment and a very, very bad script.

Still, at least the rest of the cast made up for the main character, right? Well, not really, as rounding off the eclectic cast was Tim Robbins, who phoned in his role and has, of course, gone on to do bigger and better things, and probably keeps Howard off his film CV. And Jeffery Jones who, frankly, hasn't gone on to better things at all in the last few years.

Still, through all the effects, wrong cast, bad direction and general all round stupidity of the whole thing, Howard The Duck as a movie sort of works, if you ignore the supposed talent involved and see it as a cheap direct to video film of the mid-1980s. 

While its big names in the direction and production stakes should have provided a superb, witty comedy that took all the comic's best elements and made the entire movie into a classic hit like, say, Stripes or Ghostbusters, Howard is and always will be a curio that should sit happily at the back of your collection away from criticising eyes.

It should maybe be dusted off once a decade to allow you to relive the past, admire just how big Lea Thompson's hair is and see a child in a duck suit mime with a guitar to Jimmy Hendrix's Purple Haze.

As I said, mad.

 

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Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Kahotep 1 November 6, 2009 10:12:42 AM

Great article, agree with you on many points. It's not the best film ever made, but is hardly the worst. Other movies you may wish to consider for re-evaluation: Waterworld, Catwoman, Ishtar, Hudson Hawk, Wild Wild West, The Godfathet (just kidding)...

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Nocturne 1 November 6, 2009 10:25:05 AM

Has been a while since I've seen this one, but I enjoyed it as a kid and have shown it to people now and they've enjoyed it too. Mainly due to it's sheer absurdity. It in no way is a good film but is very entertaining. Probably helps that I haven't read the comics so had no expectations. Bravo for the Pat Mustard reference as well :)

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By geekygirlUK 1 November 6, 2009 10:28:33 AM

I loved Howard the Duck as a kid. I never knew it was a comic character adaptation or any of the backstory. Just that this nutty talking duck had fallen through space, landed in a fountain and started to have adventures. Jeffery Jones terrified me towards the end. Not exactly high art, but not complete rubbish either.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By blindfold11 1 November 6, 2009 10:49:19 AM

I don't know about worst film ever made, but it's pretty bad. Didn't think much as a kid, but to be fair it does fit into the time it was made... It was just a wacky idea that didn't pay off.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By JJ_Lamour 1 November 6, 2009 11:28:26 AM

Loved it as a kid, I can't imagine thats its aged well.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By bobajim 1 November 6, 2009 11:39:46 AM

Quite liked it when I was but a youngling (ooh I hated that word by the way George) but saw it more recently. It is terrible (still like the, was it, go-motion, basically stop motion but not stopping).

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By durdle2000 1 November 6, 2009 11:42:20 AM

I remember this film from when I was young and Howard as a character really terrified me, I hated the look of the face and the whole idea just confused my poor 8 year old brain! I don't think I've seen it since then despite remembering chunks of it, I may brave watching it again just to see if it still disturbs me!

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By clementine 1 November 6, 2009 11:52:20 AM

I love this film and jeffery jones was the best charactor i love the line "I am no longer Dr. Jenning... I have now become... someone else." Trashy as heck if slightly odd with the human duck relationship lol.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Strakerswig 1 November 6, 2009 11:59:42 AM

Saw it on its initial release and the awful design of the duck face killed it for me. Perhaps George could employ his revisionist tendencies to valid effect this time and insert a photoreal CGI duck closer resembling the much more manic looking comic version, similar to the way the CGI Jar Jar Binks replaced the on-set stand-in. The go-motion Overlord is still the best thing about it though.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Snugglemonkey 1 November 6, 2009 01:12:23 PM

I loved this film as a kid and still love it to this day. Its an oddity admittedly but an enjoyable one with ok acting (I thought tim robbins was actually very good in it) and who can forget the visual imagery on show, the evil overlord destroying the diner, the final battle between duck and alien and of course the highlights being Lea thompson in underwear (bending over A LOT!) and of course DUCK BOOBS!!! (Can't believe your reviewer left that out!) I feel a reboot is long overdue - i think it should be a david fincher film with Brad Pitt as Howard and Angelina Jolie as Beverley. Come on George get it sorted!!!

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By SebPatrick 1 November 6, 2009 02:41:29 PM

Jeffrey Jones didn't go on to anything better? Uh... Deadwood? (not to mention Ed Wood. Hey, that rhymes!)

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By DavidFullam 1 November 6, 2009 03:51:18 PM

Yes, not the worst film ever made, but very poor none the less. Totally ruined this once cool character. Nowadays no one remembers the original comic run. You say "Howard the Duck," they say "Oh, that awful movie."

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Nocturne 1 November 6, 2009 04:18:57 PM

Am sure Jeffrey Jones would still continue to be notorious for this film as opposed to it's current reason for being on the sex offenders register.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By kivel 1 November 6, 2009 04:22:40 PM

When Steve Gerber left Howard The Duck, the comic book died. Gerber's Howard was satire it was rude, it was " social commentary and parody at the same time." best yet it was funny as hell. The movie made me wish for the comic. I would love to see the real Howard on the big screen, but the one that flew at us was a very lame duck

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By PBurry 1 November 6, 2009 06:34:52 PM

Great it is not. I still have fond memories of seeing this in the theatre. My comic book geek sister took me to see it. She was, needless to say, VERY disappointed and pointed out ALL the differences from the comic book. When I found out it was being released to DVD I marked the day on the calendar and waited. I watched it with my 7 year old son and he laughed out loud numerous times and exclaimed "COOL" several times. (COOL monster!) I think it was made for him, (And me) and others who just like to see silly crap once in a while. Comics are comics and movies are movies. Get over it. You can't make a good movie out of a crappy comic (Ghostrider). Enjoy them for what they are.

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By Cornjob 1 November 6, 2009 08:59:09 PM

A young Lea Thompson in her knickers. Soundtrack by Thomas Dolby. Cameo by Thomas Dolby as the bartender? What's not to like?

Re: Is Howard The Duck really rubbish?
Posted By MarvMarble 1 November 6, 2009 10:53:21 PM

It wasn't too bad. I don't remember it being particularly family oriented though. Isn't there a rather saucy scene in a sleazy spa type place? I don't think you actually see much but (to quote Patrick Stewart on Extras) you get the idea.
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