15 Signs Making Your Commute Funnier, Albeit Less Clear

Street signs are often there to make travel easier, working as an instantly readable way to know how to handle the next turn on a drive. That is, at least, the case with the government mandated signs, but people can put up signs of all kinds, either to promote their businesses, ideas or worldviews.

This is how we end up with signs that make us do a double take, laugh, or a combination of both. They may not help our commute be any clearer, but they do put a smile on our faces. These are the funniest signs we’ve seen yet, as found on r/funnysigns.

Confident Barbershop

You never want to guarantee something you can’t do, so the confidence of this sign is commendable. It does make us wonder what happens if a bald man walks in.

Say What You Will

This is clearly a small town/big city situation, and there really isn’t only one way to view that conundrum. However, the peace and quiet of the small town, and the enjoyment that brings to those who seek it, can’t be understated.

Toretto Sign

This will sadly be taken more like a dare than a warning to many, but the effort is appreciated. However, it is also a bit too detailed and wordy for the speed most people drive in.

Unwanted Pet

Poor Daisy seems to be under-appreciated at her household, to the point that they are encouraging strangers to take her away. We sincerely hope this is just a joke.

No Woman Served

This seems a bit misogynistic until you read the second line. A simple joke, and perhaps a warning to not go to this bar to try and pick up women.

AI Free

We can all agree we are tired of AI, and we really want nothing to do with it the few moments we take to touch grass. While meant as a joke, people can still show up with, say, a t-shirt with an AI generated picture, so the message still stands.

Even Vegetarians?

It’s a bit wild how many different groups are being sent to hell by this sign alone. Don’t churches employ musicians? Artists too, for that matter. And what did vegetarians do wrong here?

Silly Speed Sign

Being almost praised by a speed sign is a bold move, since it makes us want to know what else it can tell you. Does it call you a good boy if you keep to the limit?

Hole

It’s very fortunate that this tiny, microscopic sign is there to warn us about that massive hole. Otherwise, we might be in terrible danger. The orange cone helps too, probably.

Right Lane Must Right Left

We can only assume this was a missprint, or that it makes total sense in the context of the road. Said road must be some form of eldritch abomination or quantum tunnel, but still, perfect sense.

Medical Practices

There is nothing wrong or weird on this sign per se, but the juxtaposition of both medical professions is somewhat funny. Lets just hope you go there to get your teeth looked at.

Not Responsible

It’s about time the citizens of Madrid took responsibility for all of these occurrences, since they aren’t covered in the city’s constitutional rights anymore. You’re on your own when facing the Chupacabra next time.

Deep Thoughts

This phrase is worthy of a tattoo, shirt, and yes, a sign. Too bad it won’t be a reality for most of us, since the concept of spiraling into something goes hand in hand with the loss of control.

Rock

You might think it makes more sense to move the rock from the road, but why do that when you can put a sign signaling it? The sign itself isn’t pointing exactly at the rock, so it may not be as effective as first envisioned.

Mime Crime

Nothing ages as well as a mime joke, and the fact that they technically can’t utter a sound. Maybe they used one of those silent, invisible ropes to do the deed.