15 Photos of Nissan Altimas Being the Craziest Cars on the Road

Considered by many the official car of bad credit, the Nissan Altimas is the car you can get no matter how bad your score is. While a bad credit score isn’t a sure way to tell the morality of a person, the ones ending up with an Altima have a certain type of energy. Altima energy, if you will.

Join us as we look at the photos that show just how crazy drivers of Nissan Altimas can get, or how much damage a vehicle can withstand and still be on the road. If you yourself are a driver of such a vessel, try your best to not be represented by the following images.

Fresh Off The Lot

Considering what these cars can get up to, this is a surprisingly tame picture. Yes, missing huge chunks of your car is, all things considered, tame.

Fire Survivor

This Nissan is so bent and out of shape, that it seems it was set on fire and, just like Palpatine, somehow survived. From a distance and at night, you may not be able to see the damage.

Speed Master

Nothing says racing car like adding some flourishes to the end of an Altima. Seems like how much speed the car can realistically put out isn’t relevant.

Altima Signs

With the combo of the outdated plate, the plate itself being made of paper, and the bumper being bent, this is certainly a case of Big Altima Energy.

UN5TPBL

Are Altimas really as ‘unstoppable’ as this license plate suggests? Yes. Yes they are, and you don’t want to be in their way as they crash and burn.

Hello Neighbor

This here driver apparently drove straight into their neighbor’s house, causing a lot of damage. Either they had a really fun party last night, or they momentarily forgot how to drive.

Red Light, Green Light

Someone was on a rush to get home, ready to take anyone on their way with them. Seems like the yellow light means accelerate to them.

Explosion

How did this car explode, you ask? Well, when you have enough Altima Energy, the car can’t take it and lets it out all at once. It’s true, look it up.

Fire

This one also had an issue of too much Altima Energy, but fortunately they managed to park before it hurt anybody. Let’s just hope the flames don’t reach the trees.

Missing Parts

For many, this car looks like it’s missing some rather crucial parts, not to mention a frontal licence plate. For Altima drivers? Mint condition.

Duct Tape

Rear windows break all the time, and we don’t always have the money or time to fix them. Good thing we have duct tape then, the perfect replacement.

Keep It Together

What’s the purpose of the car’s trunk? To transport things in it, and being able to close it, of course. So if this car is capable of transporting things in it and keeping it closed, that’s a trunk for us.

Flying Altima

Seems like the famed Nissan Altima is capable of some serious air time. The company is still working on ironing out the landings, but they’re nearly there.

Tape Everything

You might be focusing on the lack of a plate, the duct tape, or the lack of mirrors. But for us, the flat tire is the real chef’s kiss.

Stay Shut

Now this is a trunk that is never being opened again. While we understand fixing something yourself to avoid extra payments, getting this trunk open is just too much of a hassle.