We’ve decided we’re missing a trick. We keep being sent emails from third party companies who tell us that they can help us get lots more traffic, and that we should use the Buzzfeed-style model to bring more people through the door. We’ll get rich, they tell us. They can help us reach quadrillions of people! So bugger it. We’ve bitten the bullet, and hopefully we’ve got the hang of this.
We’ve been advised that the best thing to do is put together something about really hot movie actors. It is important we do big pictures so you can see their hotness too, apparently.
As such, we’ve put this together, and we’re thus going to take the rest of the day off while you click on it in your trillions. Buzzfeed must be shitting themselves right about now…
Michael Douglas is hot in all the right places in the sexy 90s thriller, Basic Instinct. A jumper, and in a nightclub, too? Only in the 90s! Looking good, Mike!
THAT MOBSTER IN BATMAN
That man is smoking. SMOKING! Arf.
He’s in the desert LOL. He’s bound to be hot! We bet Lawrence wishes he’d packed his Ambre Solaire!
The Irish star wanted to get a bit of sun, but ended up with more than he bargained for in Sunshine. Steady on, Cill!
Here’s the Ray-Win looking ultra hot on the set of Sexy Beast. Careful with that cigarette, Ray – it’s almost as smokin’ as you!
When Billy Idol sang Hot In The City, he may have been referring to Predator 2. Someone fetch Danny an ice cold beer – he’s melting over here!
Captain Harris has more than one reason to be hot under the collar in Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach after this prank!
There’s a heatwave cooking New York City in Do The Right Thing, but Marty still looks cool. Let’s hope the talented actor Does The Right Thing and makes another Big Momma sequel soon, eh, readers?
ROBERT DE NIRO
Bobby-Dee was never hotter than in the 90s classic, Backdraft, but that’s an occupational hazard when you’re a fearless firefighter!
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house when Arnold went for a dip in hot metal at the end of Terminator 2. Come back, Arnie! You haven’t made that Jingle All The Way sequel yet!
The veteran actress wore this ‘killer’ get-up for the horror classic, Friday The 13th. Knock ’em dead, Betsy!
In The Devil’s Advocate, the hottest actor in Hollywood collided with the hottest bad guy in world mythology. The result? One hell of a good movie! Good work, Al-Pac!
No one’s hotter than Henry Cavill as the Man of Steel. And look, he hasn’t even singed his superbeard!
Right. I think we can all agree that our attempts have been successful. Next time? Movie stars in SEXY RED UNDERWEAR! Here’s a taster…
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