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Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review

Simon Brew


It's day one of Torchwood's third series, Children Of Earth. So is this the start of a week of sci-fi to remember?

Published on Jul 6, 2009

Say what you like about Russell T Davies, but there are few writers in the UK who have shown anywhere near his capability for setting up a premise. More than once on Doctor Who, he’s written a terrific first part of a story (even if the corresponding concluding episode has rarely matched it), and the opening episode of Torchwood: Children Of Earth – his first for the show since the start of season one – does little to dilute his reputation.

His script kicks off with a short prologue in 1960s Scotland, which sees a busload of small kids walking towards a strange light. Before you can say Close Encounters, we’re back in modern day Wales, as Torchwood picks up from where the dramatic second season left off. The team are down to three, with Jack and Ianto now a ‘couple’ of sorts (that accounts for a good minute of dialogue in the episode), and yet the depleted group are about to face arguably their mightiest challenge to date.

But before we get there, Davies has fun setting things up. Ianto and Jack, for instance, we meet at a hospital, where they pull a strange creature out of the stomach of a dead man. This brings them to the attention of Dr Rupesh Patanjali. He seems more interested than most in Torchwood, and eventually follows the team back to the bay. There, Gwen decides she’s going to take the initiative and talk to him, as a possible new recruit.

Yet before we get that far, the main threat of the story has begun to emerge. Twice in one morning, all of the children of the Earth stop, arranged neatly around UK school times. If you can excuse the odd child who’s incapable of playing along with the game of musical statues, then it’s quite a sinister scene, and director Euros Lyn eats this kind of stuff up for breakfast. In fact, Lyn throughout the episode mixes his establishing shots, handheld and close-ups really well, and keeps things both exciting and interesting. Even when the events slow down in the middle of the episode as Jack and Ianto go off to their respective families to find a child, you’re always aware that the pace is ticking. But his mixing in of images of still children, who eventually start chanting, is arguably the most striking visual of the episode. That's even before we've had time to consider why they're all speaking English. Hmmm.

And yet more threats are converging. Inside the Home Office, Peter Capaldi as John Frobisher finds out about the children from Colonel Oduya (Charles Abomeli), and we get as a result some insight into the workings of the government (and the fact that Martha Jones is on her honeymoon). Keep an eye out too for Lois Hababa (Cush Jumbo), whose plot devices require the biggest leap of faith, though. We’re asked to believe that she can get into major secret information thanks to a handy Post-It note with a username and password attached to the screen, and thanks to this psychic-paper-alike device, she can access highly confidential information. It’d be more believable if the head of MI5 had personal details put on Facebook or something, and you hope it's a deliberate plot device rather than a bit of a cheat. Either way, Hababa – a so-called first day operative – has more going on that Davies is going to tell us about in episode one.

One such piece of info she discovers is the order from Frobisher (and Peter Capaldi really is excellent here), once the Prime Minister refuses to have his name involved on any level, to kill a collection of people, with the name of Jack Harkness at the bottom of it. Haven’t these people watched the first two seasons?

The other ingredient that Davies throws in is a man called Timothy, in his 50s, who joins in when the children freeze again and start chanting “We Are Coming”. He’s the only man on the planet to do so, and naturally, this gets people interested.

The chanting voice? Well this, as the aforementioned Frobisher discovers thanks to the helpful man who kept old equipment going in a back room (and shows with expensive science-fiction sets always need one of those), is the 456 talking, so named because of the frequency that they broadcast on. Said frequency has been dead for some time, but suddenly, it’s come back to life.

Ultimately, it’s when Torchwood starts investigating Timothy, and discovers that his real name is Clement McDonald, that the fit starts to hit the shan.

In a move straight out of a Bourne movie, the mere mention of his name is intercepted, and kicks off a chain reaction in the corridors of the powers that be. Thus, while Gwen interviews Clement, and discovers both that he was one of the children in the Scottish incident at the start of the show, and – after literally having a good sniff round – that she’s pregnant, the tempo moves up another notch.

This was good stuff to this point, I thought, and as is often with Davies, it’s the little details that he puts in his scripts that add a little depth. We learn, for instance, from Dr Patanjali, that bodies have been going missing from his Cardiff hospital (later exposed as a ruse to get Torchwood interested), and also that suicide rates have gone up since people became aware of the alien threats. We also get some nice moments, particularly with Captain Jack talking to his daughter, and Ianto sort-of coming out to his sister. None of these things matter necessarily in the greater scheme of things, but it does flesh out some of the characters and antics of the past couple of seasons, and points to some very real ramifications for all concerned.

The back end of the episode, to be fair, could have been transplanted out of numerous Doctor Who adventures. The children start chanting again, the shutters start coming down on Torchwood, and it’s clear that someone is coming after them, as well as there being a broader threat to the planet. Cue lots of loud music, a big explosion, and an hour’s worth of solid foundation laying coming to an end.

There’s clearly been money thrown at this shorter Torchwood run, although it seems like a modest amount has been spent on episode one. Yet that’s not a problem. Without showing us a single alien, or going over the top with a particular effect, it’s laid down enough questions, and delivered enough of interest, to get me tuning back in tomorrow at the same time.

And Davies, once more, has proven that he can deliver blockbuster opening episodes, even if they are reliant on a couple of trusted conventions. For he’s clearly an ideas man, and the intrigue generated by the premise, and this opening gambit, is something that’s going to be fun to see explored over the coming four nights. See you same time tomorrow, then...

 

Updated: thanks to the earlier posters who spotted the obvious thing I'd missed about the bomb in Jack's stomach. D'oh!

 

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Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By cordas 1 July 6, 2009 10:06:13 PM

Just what the Doctor ordered! Its almost like they read the DoG list of requirements... I loved the episode and am really glad that Rhys is back, I hope they use him more.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By justacomment 1 July 6, 2009 10:44:55 PM

But we did find out "what happened in between" - they put a bomb in there. Didn't you watch the whole episode?

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By paljoey 1 July 6, 2009 10:53:45 PM

>>>> Harkness has had his stomach opened then closed, although what happened in between is yet to be revealed. Has something being placed inside him, so to speak? We ain't going to find out just yet. >>>> A BOMB! It even appeared as a 3D scan!

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By MarvMarble 1 July 7, 2009 03:49:16 AM

I liked it a lot! I hope they can keep this up. I did think the official lady giving a newbie a password that allowed her to access confidential information was a rather silly plot device though. The rest (with the exception of the silly relationship stuff between Jack and Ianto) hit the mark for me though. A great start. I hope they can keep this up. I wonder how that old guy got his super-powered nose though! He supposedly escaped the aliens didn't he? Maybe not...

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By picknmix 1 July 7, 2009 06:08:15 AM

The 'exciting music' sequences made me laugh, so much in fact I was tempted to see how it might change the tone if they were replaced by the chase soundtrack ala Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By cordas 1 July 7, 2009 06:35:06 AM

Personally I enjoyed the relationship silliness between Jack and Ianto, it helped give Ianto some character for a start, it also was fun without being completely OTT. RTD is openly gay and likes to show gay characters in the TV he makes... Deal with it :)

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By LizLemon 1 July 7, 2009 07:49:12 AM

@picknmix - I have the same thoughts, almost- about the music. It leaves me undecided between thinking the show's having a laugh at itself, or taking itself far too seriously. I'm never sure just which. I found the Jack - Ianto conversations a bit silly as well. Not because it's between gay guys. That's ridiculous. But that these are supposed to be the elite force protecting at least a major part of the world and the constant need for validation of the relationship makes Ianto come across as far less than heroic. But, as mentioned in the review, it was great to see them outside their circles interacting with family - no matter how moronic the family may be. More character development is a good thing and we need to toughen up this bunch - to end up with 4 or 5 'professionals' who aren't afraid or quick enough to grab a shotgun away from a frail, shaking woman's hands as has happened in the past. :cP

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By cordas 1 July 7, 2009 08:03:40 AM

@LizLemon, I would suggest both... They are trying to be tongue in cheek but sometimes that comes across as being a bit pretentious... *SHRUG* I liked the fact that both Jack and Ianto seemed to be double checking each other in regards to the relationship, I don't see why thats mutually exclusive with being the heroes at the end of the day.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By Splend42 1 July 7, 2009 08:56:27 AM

@LizLemon - I can def. see where you're coming from, but heroes are people first and foremost, and if they don't have these little moments then they tend to be the 80's-action-movie style hero, the indestructible unflappable explosion-machine - and you just can't relate to those. Even real-life heroes aren't so one-note. I liked the interplay between Jack and Ianto, occasionally gave me the impression Ianto's getting broody :-p Mind you, so much good news and happy happenings for Gwen - something disastrous is bound to happen by the end of the week!

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By LizLemon 1 July 7, 2009 09:00:36 AM

Yeah, I see what you're saying cordas and Splend42. :c) Ianto just came across a bit too unsure and needy and I'd guess a relationship with Jack would have the opposite effect. And...that Jack would be attracted to the opposite. So, it doesn't ring true for me. That is, true for me in an OTT sci-fi series, granted. :cD I want more for Ianto - real purpose and conviction, that's all, I suppose.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By AndyBee 1 July 7, 2009 09:04:17 AM

Re Lois Habiba and the password. I found the only real leap of faith was that Secretary Woman (forgot name sorry) readily gave her password when she works in the MoD (or somewhere similar!). Though the password didn't really permit her access to 'top security' files. She looked at a wikipedia-style bio of Torchwood, which the public are getting to know more and more about as acknowledged in the first few scenes. She also looked at the outbox to see what email madam-secretary-woman sent. So is there anything there above Level-1 security? I don't think so, in my opinion. PS Can't believe you missed the bomb at the end? Did you watch the last 5 mins? "It's a bomb!", "run away, you're pregnant", everything go boom-boom?

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By cordas 1 July 7, 2009 10:01:55 AM

"Cue lots of loud music, a big explosion" - Don't you think that shows Simon got that it was a bomb... I think that he was saying when we saw them closing up Jack we didn't see what they had done before hand.... Errr.... I am disappointed in you supposed Geeks.... The problem with the password.... Hastings... WTF!!! Thats not a secure password, their IT department should be shot for allowing someone to have something so simple... 7 letters and the 1st capitalised..... SHOCKING!!!

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By simonbrew 1 July 7, 2009 10:04:10 AM

I do, to be fair, think I'm going mad. I actually had a preview disc of this, and watched twice to get the details, and still missed it. Two possibilities: my version very slightly differed from the transmitted one, or I am thick. I'd go with the latter. I did really enjoy the episode, though!

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By Soupie 1 July 7, 2009 10:12:57 AM

Well indeed enjoyed last nights episode , I reckons we are going to see more of the red dot thing that was used via the scan device and then filtered over the closing sequences.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By Beady 1 July 7, 2009 02:42:18 PM

Just as an aside, some years ago a colleague of mine was consulting GCHQ at Cheltenham for advice on communications security. He (a serving police officer) went done to see them there and was amazed to see that almost every computer keyboard had a post-it note containing the user name and password of the operator - apparently they change them so often that people can't actually remember them. The plot device involving Mrs Spears is therefore not so unlikely.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By kivel 1 July 7, 2009 03:43:46 PM

Living in the States I have NO WAY i can see this until next week (and then it will be edited) but mmy big question... I have heard the future of TORCHWOOD was dependant on its rating, so what was the ratings,? and what do they mean for the show ? ?

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By Beady 1 July 7, 2009 05:04:45 PM

It achieved almost 5.9 million which equates to about 29% of the total. Not certain of the effect of that, but it looks to me as though it should be enough to guarantee the next series.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By kivel 1 July 7, 2009 07:21:20 PM

thank you, Beady TTorchwood here is more popular than Doctor Who (Well that is actual hard to say since Doctor Who airs on mutiple channels) It certainly gets more respect (in our geek dens)than any other show.

Re: Torchwood: Children Of Earth episode 1 review
Posted By MarvMarble 1 July 8, 2009 01:29:58 AM

"RTD is openly gay and likes to show gay characters in the TV he makes... Deal with it :)" By 'silly' I wasn't referring to the fact the relationship is gay. Just that reocurring "so we're in a relationship then?" followed by "have you got a problem with that", Mr. defensive, etc, etc. It didn't particularly bother me, (it was kinda cute actually) I just found it... silly. As I said.
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