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Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole

Mark Pickavance


Through a connecting wormhole in time-space, Mark travels back to 1979, and an encounter with the definitive power of the universe...

Published on Jun 9, 2009

Being stung by the box-office success of Star Wars and no sure-fire hits on the books since Jungle Book (1967), Disney decided to produce its own space opera and spawned The Black Hole.

Director Gary Nelson got to lavish $20 million on this production, at the time the most money Disney had ever spent on a film in their entire history. With Disney's track record for fantasy film and distinctive design, surely they'd deliver something memorable?

I've watched this movie again before I wrote this appreciation, and it's a distinctly odd experience.

The plot is straightforward enough: The Palomino, a ship returning from deep space exploration encounters a black hole, and while they're observing it they see a huge spacecraft suspended above it, the long lost Cygnus. The crew of the Palomino dock with the Cygnus, which turns out to have only one living occupant, the mercurial Doctor Hans Reinhardt. Can they solve the mystery of how the ship defies the enormous gravitation pull, where the crew went, and can they survive the black hole?

In researching this piece I've read a few reviews of this movie, some written when it was released, that talk about how wonderful the effects and design work are. I'm not sure why they said these things, because, with a few notable exceptions, none of those aspects are wonderful in the slightest. Undoubtedly, the best effect is the black hole itself, made using a slow motion illuminated inky vortex of water, although annoyingly in one scene in the movie it appears as a background to the characters on the Cyngus who comment how mesmerising it is, except they're looking in the wrong direction. Given it's the title of the movie, it might have been cool to try and make the black hole an actual character, as such, but like so much here, it's just a colourful backdrop to dramatic events.

Everything in this story is entirely 2D, like it was conceived as an animated adventure where the simple characters could be placed on more eye-catching backgrounds when things got boring. But even then The Black Hole just doesn't have the visual impact of contemporary movies like Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977) had.

I also take exception to the spacecraft design, which is abysmal. One reviewer loved the Palomino because it was so ‘realistic'. Err? To my eyes, it looks like a camping stove! The Cygnus takes its architectural inspiration from the Eiffel Tower with an internal layout and structure that have no detectable engineering logic. The worst vehicle, however, is the probe they used to escape at the end, which looks like it was borrowed from Tintin: Explorers On The Moon. When the shooting script said ‘dark shapes on a dark background' someone in the production design should have piped up, but no one did; as a result some of the optical matting on this project is exceptionally poor.

The design team also gets an ‘F' for the robots, which considering that they followed the likes of those in Silent Running and Star Wars, make even Robbie the Robot look like the height of sophistication. VINcent is like a large colourful toy meant to amuse children, and with both him and Bob they made almost no effort to hide the wires that make them float. From an aesthetic viewpoint I admired the evil robot Maximilian more, although I remember being disappointed to discover that he was made of fibre-glass when VINcent drills into him at one point in the proceedings. Given how beautifully conceived and execute the Star Wars droids were, these aren't even worth describing as pale imitations. It's interesting to note that so thrilled were Disney with how these characters turned out that neither the brilliant voice talents of Roddy McDowall or Slim Pickens are actually credited at either the start or end of this movie.

The robots and odd overall visual concept hint at bigger problems with the project overall, in that is seems to have been something that was formulated by committee rather than directorial vision. That's exactly how the script feels, but it isn't helped by most of the characters in this story being madder than a box of snakes. Actually, from a critical standpoint almost every personality in this is either insane to some degree or acts without any judgment whatsoever. Ernest Borgnine's ‘Harry Booth' steals the Palomino and attempts to leave everyone else trapped on the Cygnus despite his character not exhibiting any significant treachery before this act, and without having the actual skills to navigate the ship alone. While the audience mulls the craziness of that, he's killed when the out-of-control Palomino strikes the Cygnus.

But it's not just him; all the crew of the Palomino leave their ship and go onto the Cygnus without any idea what they're walking into. Dr. Alex Durant (Anthony Perkins) is the universe's most naïve person and Dr. Kate McCrae (Yvette Mimieux) has the power of telepathy but forgets to use it the majority of the time.

But the three-ring circus master of ceremonies is Maximilian Schell as Hans Reinhardt, who makes King George III look mildly confused. Given that he's quoting the bible, and dressed like he was expecting an invite to the ambassador's ball, you expect him to be unstable, but he's a complete saucer section short of a Constellation class cruiser. I'd love to know what direction Schell was given, because in some scenes he's a galactic Moses and in others he's Dick Dastardly. In one memorable moment when seeing the efforts of his sad looking robots he slaps his head repeatedly which I took as his personal homage to The Three Stooges. Given how good an actor Schell can be, his performance here isn't an inspiration for others unless they're fans of farce.

But as unintentionally amusing as characters like Reinhardt are, in retrospect the biggest issue I have with The Black Hole is its complete tonal inconsistency. The design of the robots and the characters of VINcent and Ol' Bob are obviously playing to a young audience, yet other parts are a Faustian nightmare, and the ending is a spiritual message or warning that most children just wouldn't follow.

The ending now makes less sense to me now than it did when I first saw it thirty years ago. The bit where Reinhardt and Maximilian fuse together and are trapped in the event horizon, hell, I sort of follow, but the angel and the repeating gothic arch lost me entirely. The probe comes out of a white hole and they fly to a nearby planet, to do what? It's like they entirely ran out of ideas, or thought that science fiction films need an ambiguous ending. If I'm honest it didn't matter much. By that point I didn't care what happened to the survivors of the Palomino, so more explanation would have been wasted. People demand sequels when they care about the characters, and I've seen no online petition for one here.

But the strange ending does beg the question: exactly who is this movie made for? It's like Disney looked at every science fiction movie ever made, picked all the things they liked and threw them in the mixing bowl in the belief that it would make something desirable if mixed energetically enough.

What it demonstrates to me is that those at Disney who green-lit this project just admired the money Lucas has made with his ‘space movie', and looked no deeper into why Star Wars was actually successful. In contrast The Black Hole is a rather pitiful effort that lacks any great imagination or vision. It also manages the seemingly unconceivable ability to make the dialogue George Lucas assaulted those who acted in Star Wars with seem natural and fluid by comparison.

Yet even with these flaws I try to look for the redemption in all movies, and The Black Hole has two bright stars rapidly circling its event horizon. The first is a wonderful wire-frame CGI title sequence, which at the time was the longest computer sequence ever used in a movie. My only disappointment with this is that after delivering this imaginative start those who created this didn't contribute anything further in way of display animations or technical readouts.

The other highlight of this production is the fantastic John Barry composed music, and it's one of his unique ventures where he actually composes a full thematic overture. For me, Barry's theme captures the inevitable pull of the singularity marching everything and everyone to its ultimate doom. Whenever I hear the music he wrote later for Moonraker, there seem many signature items that come from this score in particular. I'm not sure I could watch the movie again soon, but the music I could certainly suffer more than a few times.

Thirty years later The Black Hole strikes me as an unsubtle metaphor for how in the late seventies Disney as a creative force had gone completely awry, lost connection with its core audience and thought that aping others was the way forward.

From this low point they did go on in the next few years to release some genuinely interesting fantasy movies including the Paramount co-produced Dragonslayer (1981), Tron (1982), Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) and Flight Of The Navigator (1986). I'd like to feel that at some point the pieces of this particular movie, had been joined in a different way, it might have been a classic, but alas, that wasn't the movie they created. It stands now as a monument to what happens when people don't understand their own failures and the successes of others.

 

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Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By REVOL 1 June 10, 2009 12:44:17 AM

Harsh.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By monomatt 1 June 10, 2009 12:59:29 AM

Definitely a little harsh. I loved this movie when i was a kid (about 10) i thought it was genuinely terrifying and haunting. I haven't watched it in the proceeding 20 years though.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By miladyblue 1 June 11, 2009 02:11:25 AM

The worst part for me, sitting through this thing in theaters was my father, an amateur astronomer, growling under his breath about how badly they had gotten the science of "real" black holes wrong.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By capt_1ntens0 1 June 11, 2009 12:50:59 PM

It had some good moments I recall and as a kid I really liked VINcent and BOB, so obviously played into Disney's hands well. Maximillian terrified me with his whirring blades scene too. I do remember one absolutely ridiculous scene though where they all run outside on a gangway IN DEEP SPACE! No helmets, no depressurisation, just running along some green screen stage piece- it was just so utterly ridiculous and immediately scores the movie down in my mind.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By iancsmith1971 1 June 11, 2009 09:58:50 PM

This review is extreamly harsh and unrealistic. There are serious problems with this film... like the weird ending, but at the time it was very entertaining. I also disagree with the comments on space ship design. Having spent most of my youth drawing spaceships I always regarded the Cygnus as fantastic and elegant. Not like the robots??? The design of Maximillian is beyond cool ! Anyway, just thought I should add my comments in.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By Yankgeek 1 June 15, 2009 05:22:52 AM

I must concur with the folks above - this is a harsh assessment. A few observations: While I'm sorry you "take exception to the spacecraft design, which is abysmal," let's remember that "The Black Hole's" spaceship designers opted to fashion an alternative to the prevailing "Star Wars"/"Battlestar Galactica" motif of brightly-lit, grittily real, military looking ships sporting heaps of intricate surface detail. The Cygnus was given a "Victorian" sensibility to it that at least compensates for its lack of ergonomics with a quite distinctive and elegant look that somehow seems appropriate for a ship captained by Maximilian Schell. Regarding John Barry's fine score: "Whenever I hear the music he wrote later for Moonraker, there seem many signature items that come from this score in particular." Not exactly. "Moonraker" was released in 1979 six months before "The Black Hole," and so far I've found no evidence he did not score the films in the same order. The end product does indeed beg, who is this movie made for? My best conclusion is that Disney sought to reach two crowds: the "Star Wars"/FX hoarde, as well as youngsters, their enduringly reliable core customers. Ultimately, their eagerness to reach each demo equally cancelled one another out, and left us with a curiously unfocussed - if sometimes quite handsome - piece of work.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By ds_grandy 1 December 1, 2009 06:00:53 PM

Although I have not seen this movie in over 20 years, I remember it with fondness. Sure it was no STAR WARS but it was entertaining. And I liked how at the begining of the movie it reminded us all that there is no gravity in space. Almost all movies of this genre have gravity everywhere ALL THE TIME with the accepted explanation of futuristic tyechnology.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By geekatheart 1 December 23, 2009 06:18:04 PM

Ok, this isn't the greatest movie of all time or of its time but at the time as a kid it was a fascinating movie. The dark nature and themes and of course Maximilian scared kids back in the day. BTW, they were deep space explorers..when they encounter something I would hope they get off the ship and well..explore! Especially when its a known ship that a believe Kate's father was on at one point. Now, even as a kid, I figured out what the ending meant and it explains why they never attempted a sequel..other that it didnt make any money..THEY ALL DIED! Reinhardt and Maximilian are fused because he is to be forever entombed into the monster he created and helped kill all those people with IN HELL! So if those two are burning in the afterlife then it stands to reason that the angels and the glowing archways represent HEAVEN! It's not a planet on the other side, they are "flying" towards the light. Its a symbolic way of telling the audience that they didn't make it..and it doesn't just show the heroes blowing up or their atoms scattered or whatever. It's not a happy ending..but it is depending on how you view death. A little out there for a movie that abviously tried to attract a younger audience and also didn't disrespect the older audience that would know better. I agree the production was hurried and unpolished and the cheese factor was huge but the score and the overall dark tone helped make up for that in my eyes. Not great..but i liked it as a kid and the kid in me still smiles when I come across it on TV.

Re: Looking back at Disney's The Black Hole
Posted By Tensigh 1 January 29, 2010 05:45:48 AM

Just re-saw the film last night for the first time in about 30 years. The story is a little obvious, but it still has a creepy feel to it that makes it occasionally suspensful. Other than that, I can wait another few decades before watching it again. I really didn't get the ending. Why did the doctor and Max merge, then rule over the robotic slaves in hell? Shouldn't that have been reversed? Or maybe the robotic slaves could have gone to Heaven as well?
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