It's easy to make a horror movie, right? All you need is a camera and some ketchup - the formula's all laid out for you. Sarah is fed up of cliches, though...
Uwe Boll - worst director in the world, right? Wrong. The nine guys on this list have unleashed far worse atrocities onto the silver screen than Boll ever did...
Another six directors step up to the Masters Of Horror plate and give it their best shot. Most of them miss the target. Is that metaphor mixed enough for you?
Crashing into other cars; going so fast you can't see anything; and causing multi-car pileups - very bad things in real life, very good in the world of Burnout...
Another one of your favourite childhood games gets the Marvel superheroes makeover - only this one is actually easier than you remember it being. Still fun, though...