Zombies DVD review
Jenny's on MSN but she's also watching Zombies, and no amount of fiddling with the contrast can actually make the film practically watchable...
I actually forgot what I was watching part-way through this, so I’ve had to refer to the conversation I was having with Martin over MSN at the time. Edited for errors and irrelevant comments about pizza.
Jenny says:Crumbs, something has happened in this film
Jenny says:“It looked like a hand, I swear!”
Jenny says:This film is so dark that it should be a radio show
Jenny says:Cause I can’t see bugger all
Jenny says:WOW THEY’RE RUNNING
Martin says:Running zombies?
Jenny says:I can’t see
Jenny says:LOL, zombies are breaking into a car
Jenny says:they’re all wearing 1930s hats
Jenny says:“What are you doing out at night? I warned you!”
Jenny says:“It’s Emma, I think she’s with the one called Barry”
Jenny says:“We’re all going to die aren’t we?”
Jenny says:“You open that door, you will die”
Jenny says:“OPEN THAT FUCKING DOOR”
Jenny says:This is directly from the script.
Jenny says:“NO NO NO” (Bang)
Jenny says:“Get out of here” (scream) (bang)
Jenny says:“Come on Mr Hanks”
Jenny says:“Shit!”
Jenny says:“Son…of…a…bitch!”
Jenny says:“GO GO GO!”
Jenny says:“Come on!”
Jenny says:“Godammit!”
Jenny says:(noise like zombies)
Jenny says:(clearly slowed-down pig)
Jenny says:“Why are they stopping?”
Jenny says:“You come up here, I’ll kill you, I’ll kill all of you, I mean it!” (bang)
Jenny says:(“grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”)
Jenny says:“As you sow so shall you reap” (grrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Jenny says:“Hanks? Is that you?”
Jenny says:(bang)(bang)(more pigs)
Jenny says:(man screaming)
Jenny says:(sound of man being bludgeoned)
Jenny says:Lots of blood
Jenny says:(sobbing)
Jenny says:“She hasn’t had anyone to play with in a very long time”
Jenny says:“OH GOD!”
Jenny says:(sobbing)
Martin says:Is that you crying?
Martin says:I’m sorry I will try and find better films
Jenny says:That’s the end of that
Jenny says:What a load of zombies
Jenny says:Director: “We can show a lot of gore, which is disgusting, or we can show little, which is shocking and different”.
Martin says:Haha he wants it all ways for his $37 budget
Jenny says:Ugh, marshmellow and meat, with ketchup and syrup
Jenny says:So that the kids could eat it
Martin says:Yuch
Jenny says:Waste of time, you couldn’t see it anyway
Zombies is released on 21st July
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