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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so with the help of our friends over at Spencer’s Online, we rummaged through their online inventories for appropriately romantic and geeky gifts for the occasion.
While not all of our selections are of the hardcore romantic variety, they all make great gifts for your significant others and anyone else in your life you want to use February 14th to platonically appreciate. These are better than real flowers (which will wither and die), fake flowers (which are tacky), and a box of chocolate (which you’ll probably eat halfway through yourself because chocolate is the best and we’re all subjects of sins and temptations).
Or, if you don’t have someone to give anything to, look through our lists anyway and treat yourself. You’re loved and you deserve it.
Rebels Rogue One T-Shirt
You can wear this T-shirt to outings with your loved ones, while relaxing at home, or when finding your calling as the leader of a rogue rebellion unit headed for Planet Scarif to steal the Death Star schematics. Truly a multi-purpose outerwear.
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them Wallet
While this Fantastic Beasts wallet does not come enchanted with an Undetectable Extension Charm, it does come with a guarantee that you will enchant the Harry Potter nerd you give it to.
Jack Skellington Misfit Love T-Shirt
This Jack Skellington Misfit Love shirt is relevant on Halloween, Christmas, and Valentine’s Day.
Movie Logo T-Shirt – Suicide Squad
Show your love for your #sqwad (and the movie) with this fashionable, officially licensed movie logo T-shirt.
Rey Star Wars Hooded Dress
Imagine force-crushing the hearts of your enemies as you strut down the catwalk (sidewalk) in this dress.
Darth Vader Mask Ring
Us: You will give your significant other this Darth Vader Mask Ring for Valentine’s Day.You: I will give my significant other this Darth Vader Mask Ring for Valentine’s Day.
Groot Guardians of the Galaxy Plush Toy
I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot? I am Groot! I. Am. GROOT! I am Groot.
Poster Jaws T-Shirt
You can’t go wrong buying your significant other a JawsT-shirt. You just can’t. What are they going to do? Get mad at you for buying them a shirt of one of the greatest movies of all times?
Artist Series Ghostbusters Puzzle
This romantic 550-piece Ghostbusterspuzzle is guaranteed to have you and your boo up all night (in competitive despair and frustration). *winky face*
E.T. Moon Scene T-Shirt
Our review: Better than the three wolves howling at the moon T-shirt. Highly recommended for couples and singles alike. Actual E.T. not included.
The Many Moods of Tina T-Shirt
Help yourself better express all nine of your inner emotions this Valentine’s Day with this incredible Tina Belcher T-shirt!
Supernatural Clue Collectors Edition
Renewed for a 13th season, the life spans of this show and its fandom are quite frankly—pardon our French—supernatural; there are some fans out there who’ve been following the Winchester brothers’ journey for twelve years. And if you know any of them very personally, know that this Supernaturaledition of Clue would be the perfect gift for them.
Breaking Bad Chem Lab T-Shirt
Breaking Bad will never be irrelevant and neither will this shirt. Wear your love for one of modern television’s greatest series with pride!
Rick and Morty T-Shirt
The two moods of Valentine’s Day’s end, perfectly exemplified by Rick and Morty.
Game Of Thrones Stark Direwolf Kit
“A direwolf will rip a man’s arm off his shoulder as easily as a dog will kill a rat.” — Eddard Stark
Are you tempted to own one yet?
Fsociety Mr. Robot T-Shirt
While this shirt will not give you Mr. Robot’s god-like hacking ability, it can help you procur kind, encouraging comments from others such as “Nice shirt!” and “I love that show, it’s a great show!” Because it is a nice shirt and it is a great show.
Simpsons Homer Character Apron
Described as, “This is the perfect apron for when you come home from the nuclear power plant and you’re ready to bake some donuts!” True. Very true.
Agents Of SHIELD LED Watch
You or someone dear to you can now join the ranks of Melinda May and Daisy Johnson with this Agent of SHIELD watch. (Actual SHIELD membership not included… but it’s still cool to dream.)
Group Star Trek T-Shirt
Get your significant other this classic Star Trek T-shirt because they obviously love Star Trek. How could they not? It’s Star Trek.
Adventure Time “Come at Me Bro” T-Shirt
Show that you’re ready to fight for the last bag of Hershey’s Kisses at your nearest superstore with this officially licensed Adventure Time “Come at Me Bro” T-shirt.
Comics & Books:
My Valentine’s Day Coloring Book
Have fun and have fun on Valentine’s Day with this not-safe-for-work coloring book, featuring 20 different pages with perfoated sides for easy removal.
Black Widow Muscle Tank Top
Impress the bejesus out of your enemies with an eyeful of your strong, sensual biceps by wearing this Black Widow tank top.
Deadpool Fragrance For Mens
Matt Murdock once said Deadpool smell like “gunpowder, sadness, and Sriracha.” Now you, too, can smell like those attractive scents with Deadpool’s Frangrance For Mens. (Contains no actual Sriracha.)
Gryffindor Harry Potter Cardigan
Only a notch down from Molly Weasley’s infamous initial sweaters, this cardigan is designed to make you feel right at home at Hogwarts (even if you’re over seventeen, a Muggle, and not in Britain).
Joker and Harley American Gothic T-Shirt
Show your appreciation for DC Comics’ sickest supervillain power couple and 20th century American art at the same time with this Joker and Harley American Gothic T-shirt.
Harley Quinn Pajama Set
This is for that one person who absolutely must have to can’t not cosplay Harley Quinn every single moment of their waking day. We know you’re out there.
For everyone else, check out this cute pajama set.
Punisher Bottle Opener
Open your next bottle of beer like a boss and know that Frank Castle’s spirit is with you in the form of this bottle opener.
Batman Harley Bullet Band Watch
Make your frenemy-ship official with these Batman and Harley watches.
Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit Game
Which of you in the relationship love Harry Potter more? Battle it out on Valentine’s Day with this trivial pursuit game. With six trivia categories and 600 questions, you also can play this game on-the-go with its portable wedge holder.
Satin Wonder Woman Bath Robe
Silky smooth and empowering, this is the bath robe for all the wonder women out there on a tight budget.
Face It Mario Nintendo Raglan Shirt
This is a perfectly respectable Mario long-sleeve shirt. It’s largely gray with two red sleeves, and has Mario’s giant face printed right in the center on the front. What more can you ask for?
Pokémon Kanto Grid Poster
Throw back to Gen 1 on Valentine’s Day with this poster featuring all 151 of the original Pokémon that you and everybody in your extended family love.
Character Pokémon Dress
Like the poster? The non-pant-wearers of your life would love this casual, Pokémon-covered dress. Perfect for walking around your local park to catch those ten Pidgeys on Pokémon Go! on a sunny day, this skate-styled dress is the investment to make and the gift to give.
Batman Arkham Knight City Long Sleeve Shirt
Warm, dark, gritty, this Batman shirt is perfect for a chilly day in Gotham’s Arkham Aslyum. Or a chilly day in a normal home in a normal city.
Shadow Link The Legend of Zelda Dog Tag Necklace
What a spot on Valentine’s Day gift for either that loyal canine friend in your life or the biggest Legend of Zelda nerd you know.
Byte Me Pacman T-Shirt
One of the best, most concise puns to ever be put on a shirt. A must have.
Key Kingdom Hearts T-Shirt
Regardless of what you think about Kingdom Hearts, the yellow on this shirt is a really nice contrast against the light blue design and the darker blue base. Normally, blue and yellow don’t go together, but they made it pretty aesthetically pleasing this time.
Pokémon Trainer T-Shirt
Get this shirt for the elite Pokémon trainer in your life to show your love and support for their near unattainable goal to catch them all.
World of Warcraft Monopoly Board Game
Remember the brutality of the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre this February 14 with the World of Warcraft Monopoly board game. Only play if you’re prepared to end at least half of your friendships though.
Live By The Creed T-Shirt
Pledge your pan-generational love and loyalty to the Assassins with this simple, yet to the point, Live By the Creed T-shirt.