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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, so with the help of our friends over at Spencer’s Online, we rummaged through their online inventories for appropriately romantic and geeky gamer gifts for the occasion.
While not all of our selections are of the hardcore romantic variety, they all make great gifts for your significant others and anyone else in your life you want to use February 14th to platonically appreciate. These are better than real flowers (which will wither and die), fake flowers (which are tacky), and a box of chocolate (which you’ll probably eat halfway through yourself because chocolate is the best and we’re all subjects of sins and temptations).
Or, if you don’t have someone to give anything to, look through our lists anyway and treat yourself. You’re loved and you deserve it.
Happy Valentine’s Day shopping!
My Valentine’s Day Coloring Book
Have fun and have fun on Valentine’s Day with this not-safe-for-work coloring book, featuring 20 different pages with perfoated sides for easy removal.
Black Widow Muscle Tank Top
Impress the bejesus out of your enemies with an eyeful of your strong, sensual biceps by wearing this Black Widow tank top.
Deadpool Fragrance For Mens
Matt Murdock once said Deadpool smell like “gunpowder, sadness, and Sriracha.” Now you, too, can smell like those attractive scents with Deadpool’s Frangrance For Mens. (Contains no actual Sriracha.)
Gryffindor Harry Potter Cardigan
Only a notch down from Molly Weasley’s infamous initial sweaters, this cardigan is designed to make you feel right at home at Hogwarts (even if you’re over seventeen, a Muggle, and not in Britain).
Joker and Harley American Gothic T-Shirt
Show your appreciation for DC Comics’ sickest supervillain power couple and 20th century American art at the same time with this Joker and Harley American Gothic T-shirt.
Harley Quinn Pajama Set
This is for that one person who absolutely must have to can’t not cosplay Harley Quinn every single moment of their waking day. We know you’re out there.
For everyone else, check out this cute pajama set.
Punisher Bottle Opener
Open your next bottle of beer like a boss and know that Frank Castle’s spirit is with you in the form of this bottle opener.
Batman Harley Bullet Band Watch
Make your frenemy-ship official with these Batman and Harley watches.
Harry Potter Trivial Pursuit Game
Which of you in the relationship love Harry Potter more? Battle it out on Valentine’s Day with this trivial pursuit game. With six trivia categories and 600 questions, you also can play this game on-the-go with its portable wedge holder.
Satin Wonder Woman Bath Robe
Silky smooth and empowering, this is the bath robe for all the wonder women out there on a tight budget.