Luke McKinney is a columnist for Cracked.com, RETRO magazine, and the CBS Man Cave. You can always find him at lukemckinney.net, and he always responds @lukemckinney.
Luke learned there was no Santa when he had to share his new NES with his brother, and thought it was well worth the trade. Now his mouse has more buttons than most calculators and his "one-handed keyboard" isn't a euphemism but a glorious circular WASD pad. He used to think the best video game was the one you were playing instead of working. Now he knows it's the one you're playing because you're working.