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TV couples that don’t make us puke

Nina Sordi


Nina offers proof that there are some romantic relationships on the telly that are worth rooting for...

Published on Jul 28, 2010

Regardless of whether the chemistry doesn't exist, runs dry, or fails to survive contrived and ridiculous situations, it can be quite frustrating if our favorite TV shows have to make time for romantic couples that just don't warrant our attention or emotional investment week after week.

It only gets worse if the stolen moments they share tug ever so gently at viewers' gag reflexes and force people to mentally tune out until the story resumes. The ups and downs of TV character relationships can be both exhilarating and irritating, and one wrong move can tip the scale towards the latter permanently, a conundrum that is a constant struggle in this medium. (Mulder and Scully held on as long they could.)

Instances of two characters working well together in a journey towards falling in love (over potentially a number of months or years, mind you. No small feat) while successfully following through with scenes of affection and longing without the saccharine undertones are few and far between. The exceptions to romantic mediocrity on television range from the simple and understated to the tempestuous and deeply touching.

Clearly lightening isn't meant to strike twice and the following couples prove that originality is the secret to igniting that elusive spark.


Michael Westen and Fiona Glenanne: Burn Notice

From the outside looking in, Michael and Fiona appear to be susceptible to the same pitfalls of spies, detectives, and others who work in or around the law. The fast paced environment of catching bad guys (or evading them) creates a sleek and sexy allure to Michael and Fiona's lives, but overused fallbacks like fear of commitment or emotional vulnerability are not the issues that plague their relationship.

Michael does not flirt with every attractive woman he meets and Fiona is never insecure about the bikini-clad prospects that frequently traipse through their Miami backdrop. The slightly tongue-in-cheek style of Burn Notice puts a crack in the fourth wall by frequently poking fun at stereotypical elements of a spy caper, thereby creating a more down to earth vibe and expelling any nauseating banter between our heroes.

And most of their angst revolves around worrying for each other's safety, especially throughout Michael's long-suffering mission to once again work for the people who ‘burned' him.

Their feelings for one another and any anxiety between them may be blatantly addressed once in a while, with romantic gestures or heated arguments, but the writers/directors trust the audience enough to not spoon feed them scenes to constantly remind them that Michael and Fiona are into each other.

Watching them together in a gun fight, car chase, or a complicated con reveals more than dramatic heart-to-hearts or cutesy flirting ever could.

 

Tim Bisley and Daisy Steiner: Spaced

Even though this duo never officially moved out of the friend zone, the possibility of an eventual hookup acted as a legitimate underlying plot point in the show. And because the potential for a relationship was there, so was the potential to make fans sick of the idea before it even became a reality.

Unresolved romantic tension is a dangerous route to take. If it stretches out too long, people start to get impatient and fail to buy it, but if it is resolved too quickly they might lose interest. Too overt, and the couple becomes obnoxious, but too subtle and characters' intentions become unclear.

Tim and Daisy kept their cohabitation and evolving friendship intriguing and fun through a series of adventures that would make any twenty-something jealous. They brought the tension to the forefront occasionally, but it was always in connection with another storyline in the show.

When Daisy argued with Tim about moving back with his ex-girlfriend, it wasn't so outlandish to think she had more than one reason for being against it, despite her claims to the contrary.

Above all, even within dramatic moments, the tone of the show never allowed the romance to take itself too seriously. The cleverly layered humor and uniquely drawn characters separated Spaced from other shows like it, and the same can be said for Tim and Daisy's budding and open ended romance.

 

Zoë and Wash: Firefly

The married couple is another tricky dynamic. Their relationship must have enough angst and romance to keep people invested, but not too much that they become irritating and sappy.

Zoë and Wash had no trouble hooking fans with their rather unique partnership. Some might consider it a role reversal situation, with Zoë stepping in as the more masculine of the two, but as the show progressed, they proved to be a more complicated, multilayered husband and wife team. Both crew members stepped up as heroes in one way or another, even if Wash appeared to be absent or at Serenity's controls for many of the major action scenes.

Many married couples in television tend to move through their shows as a unit, facing problems as a pair, rather than as separate entities, which can weaken their individual character development. While the Washburnes did face troubles and conflict together, Firefly gave them time away from each other, chances to breathe and grow as people, and moments for viewers to fall in love with them as complete beings, rather than two halves of one.


Kelly Kapoor and Ryan Howard: The Office

Sorry, Jim and Pam! The dysfunctional and often volatile exploits of Kelly and Ryan top my list as the most entertaining couple at Dunder Mifflin. While their chemistry isn't based on a deep connection, their impact on one another's evolution throughout the run of the show cannot be ignored.

Ryan may have started out as the aloof and ambitious temp and Kelly as the stalker who loves him, but the rise and fall of Ryan's career left the self-proclaimed wunderkind defeated, humiliated, and a little bit unhinged.

And after a failed attempt at playing hard to get, everyone's favorite ditzy customer service rep was there to pick up the pieces. Slowly, they fed into each other's absurdity and their antics became more and more entertaining.

Viewers' appreciation of this couple is not dependent on how they will overcome obstacles to achieve their eventual happiness, but rather on how much drama and hilarity they can cram into one relationship. With those expectations, it would be difficult for anything to derail this whirlwind romance.

 

James "Sawyer" Ford and Juliet Burke: Lost

Because Lost contained a sprawling ensemble cast, quite a few of the countless hookups on that crazy island could qualify for this list (so close, Sun and Jin, so close!).

What made Sawyer and Juliet so captivating was the combination of the almost complete lack of build up and the unprecedented amount of intensity and emotion they exuded in only a few episodes.

Prior to season 5, their scenes together were sparse and contained very little direct interaction. There was no indication that they would even strike up a friendship, let alone walk into the bright light of the afterlife together. Case in point, the first time they met, she pulled a taser on him and stuck him in a polar bear cage. Either Juliet ran out of pick-up lines or their romance was a delightful spur of the moment decision for the writers.

The late blooming relationship created a refreshing dynamic, where there was little room for awkward, corny flirtations but still expressions of bonding and a growing connection based on shared experience and strikingly similar personal motivations.

Even if viewers weren't taken with the couple, Sawyer's individual transformation was enough of a development to garner some fascination.

After two seasons of deliciously riveting and damaged characters acting as pawns in Jack and Kate's tiring game of jealousy and denial, it was such a relief to see Sawyer and Juliet find happiness in each other instead.

These five relationships hardly cover the vast terrain of television romance. They are simply the five that stood out to me the most prominently.

In a plethora of nausea-inducing and insipid fictional liaisons out there, what pairings do you see as a breath of fresh air?

 

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Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Viridis 1 July 29, 2010 10:34:10 AM

No John Crichton and Aeryn Sun? They're the best romantic couple on TV..well, ever. Or Roslin and Adama? And although Ross and Rachel do make me sick at times, Monica and Chandler always felt perfect together. Amy and Rory? Ianto and Jack? The Doctor and the Master?;)

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By evanjdooner 1 July 29, 2010 10:43:04 AM

Couldn't disagree more with the Burn Notice one. Any time Fiona is on screen I want to pull the skin off my chest and use it to cover my eyes. She is the least believable and most grating character on TV.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By cordas2 1 July 29, 2010 11:40:34 AM

I am half way through season 2 of Burn Notice and love Fi and the relationship between her and Michael, and its not the skin my chest that she makes me wants to pull ;-). As for other great relationships I would suggest Castle (of the same TV show) and Kate Becket as being probably the best 'teasing' relationship going. I would also like to suggest Willow and Tara from Buffy (another Joss relationship, one of the things he does so well.. even the poor Doll House had at least 2 great relationships) as a brilliant 'alt' rel, 2 attractive 'teen' girls in a lesbian relationship and it carefully walked the line of sexy and committed without sliding into sleazy or sickly and never came across as forced. Another great relationship is Dexter and Rita, seeing 2 such damaged people develop their in such a believable and touching manner has been one of the joys of the series. I think the most important things in getting a good relationship are: actor chemistry, intelligent writing and keeping it real.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Geordie2004 1 July 29, 2010 02:37:03 PM

I second Cordas2's Willow/Tara nomination, and would also like to suggest Xander and Cordelia from the same show as suitable candidates.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Nocturne 1 July 29, 2010 03:05:38 PM

I'm shocked by the complete lack of Gomez & Morticia

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Geordie2004 1 July 29, 2010 07:27:55 PM

Oooh, good thinking, Nocturne!

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Jez_Noir 1 July 29, 2010 10:10:26 PM

I would add Greg and Jenny from the original 70s BBC Survivors. Mostly because the majority of their relationship was left to the imagination, as Greg spent all his screentime doing far more macho things, like standing up to thugs and building radios and suchlike.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Nocturne 1 July 30, 2010 08:25:19 AM

Thanks Geordie :) apparantly for when they were on they were described as the only TV couple who actually seemed capable of having Children. Tim and Dawn from the UK version of the office also deserve a mention as they were always the emotional heart of the series as much as David Brent was the focus, the end of the Christmas special was the perfect way to close the series.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Noddle 1 July 30, 2010 08:53:01 AM

What, no Ellie and Captain Awesome from Chuck?

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By TerriblyTwisted 1 July 30, 2010 01:50:43 PM

Zoe and Wash from Firefly was one of my major problem of the show for me, I never really believed they were a real couple.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By cordas2 1 July 30, 2010 04:43:40 PM

Why not TT, to me they seemed to be a normal healthy couple obviously loving towards each other without the need to ram it down everyone else's throat.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By daisysteiner22 1 July 31, 2010 01:39:48 PM

tim and daisy actually do get together. it's at the end of the documentary on the 3rd disc of the collectors edition! hoooray! and i think they have a baby, but my memory's bit fuzzy :O)

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By Footnote75 1 July 31, 2010 07:21:11 PM

Mulder and Scully!

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By rottenjohnny 1 August 1, 2010 07:18:50 PM

Burn Notice's Fiona is annoying beyond belief. Her Oirish accent was atrocious in the pilot, and was wisely changed for later episodes, though rather unwisely lived on in the prologue, stating how Michael was stuck in "Moiami." Also, she's thin as a bag of bones. The fact she's an ex-member of the IRA isn't an ideal choice for a light-hearted show either. Perhaps in a spin-off she could move in next door to a UFF enforcer, just imagine the possibilities.

Re: TV couples that don’t make us puke
Posted By clementine 1 August 9, 2010 12:00:24 PM

tim and Dawn from the original office....the christmas special never ever fails to make me a bit chirpy and weepy.
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