Dum De-de Duuuuhm, da da da-da dat Dum de-de Dum… The Simpsons quote-a-thon comes bang up to date today, with all the most droppable lines from the new movie… And no, that onomatopoeia wasn’t meant to be the theme tune; it’s Ralf’s big moment.

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Homer (watching Itchy & Scratchy Movie): Boring! I can’t believe we’re paying for something we get for free on TV… If you ask me, everybody in this cinema is a giant sucker… Especially you!

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President Schwarzenegger: Look at those angry eyes and giant teeth; it’s like Christmas at the Kennedy compound.

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Homer (screams at the top of his voice): D’ome (see the movie, and you’ll get it)…

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Homer: What’s wrong with you?
Bart: Do you really wanna know?
Homer: Of course… What kind of father wouldn’t care about… (distracted) A PIG WEARING A HAT!
Krusty (filming commercial in same restaurant): Hey Hey! It’s your old friend Krusty for our new pork sandwich… The Clogger! If you can find a greasier sandwich… You’re in Mexico! Mmmmm…
*bites burger*
Director: … And… We’re clear!
*Spits out Burger – he is Jewish, remember*
Krusty: Gah! Perfect. Cut, print… Kill the pig.
Homer: Hey! You can’t kill him whilst he’s in human clothes!

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President Schwarzenegger: I was elected to ‘lead’, not to ‘read’…

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Mayor Quimby: This is serious here people, no more dumping in the lake… I hereby declare a state of emergency. Code black!
*crowd inhales collectively with shock*
Lenny: Black! That’s the worse colour there is… No offence Carl.
Carl: Oh… I get it all the time.

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Inuit ‘Boob lady’ (within Homer’s dream/trip sequence): Unless you have an epiphany, you will spend the remainder of your days alone…
Homer: Oooh, Epihanyepiphanyepiphany… Bananas are a great source of potassium! …America will never embrace soccer..? More than two shakes and it’s playing with yourself?

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Abe: Homer! What the hell are you doing now?
Homer: Dad, I’m risking my life, to save people I hate, for reasons I don’t quite understand… Gotta go!

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Comic Book Guy: I spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books; and now there’s only time to say… LIFE WELL SPENT!

Dr. Nick Riviera (impaled on massive shard of glass): Bye everybody! Ugh…

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Song Of The Day: Spider Pig (sung to the theme of the 60s Spiderman cartoons)

Homer:
Spider-Pig Spider-Pig
Does whatever a normal pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can’t ‘cause he’s a pig
Look out!
He is a Spider-Pig.

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Big Screen Blackboard Wisdom: I will not illegally download this movie