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Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!

Cedric Mengles


The splurge of early leaked episodes of US TV shows continues, and this time, it's Michelle Ryan as The Bionic Woman who's slipped out early...

Published on Jul 26, 2007

If you wanted to sum up the 1970s in a single TV show, the Six Million Dollar Man would be a strong possibility. But, I'd also say that in terms of a spin-off, the Bionic Woman was actually a better produced item than almost any other show around at the time.

What I always remember about the Bionic Woman was the trouble Jaime had in adapting to her changes, and that being bionic could be as much a curse as a benefit.

But now, 31 years later, the Bionic Woman is back. And this time she's better, stronger, faster and, err… British.

I talked with someone that had seen the pilot episode - which is the latest in a spate of early leaks to hit the Internet - and here's the skinny...

What is recognisable from the original show?
Well, actually it's almost entirely devoid of anything to do with the original show. She's called Jaime Wells Sommers, and she's bionic, but beyond that very little is the same.

So she's a tennis player?
No, she's a bartender.

And she has a parachuting accident?
No, she's in a car crash.

And Steve Austin insists they save her life?
No, he's not even mentioned. She's saved by her boyfriend Will Athros, the son of the inventor of Bionics, a man now locked up in a secret prison plotting everyone's downfall.

So no Rudy, but there must be Oscar, right?
No, he's not in it, instead there's a much tougher cookie called Jonas Bledsoe, and there isn't any mention of OSI, either.

But the Bionics make those funky sounds, yes?
No, they don't. And they don't use slow-mo to show speed, either.

Can she do anything new?
She's been Jake 2.0'd, so she's got nanites running around in her to make her real parts heal faster, beyond that she's identical to the first Bionic Woman character.

How is the show different in other respects?
It's much darker. The episode starts with Sarah Corvus, the first Bionic Woman they make, escaping from the organisation that built her, killing lots of techie people along the way. It's her that causes the 'accident' Jaimie suffers, and they end up having a big fight at the episode end, predictably.

Are the effects any good?
Some are excellent, others are pants, which will hopefully be fixed before this airs.

What's the acting like?
Michelle Ryan is quite good, but others are less convincing. Katee Sackhoff, fresh from Galactica, does her twisted sister routine as Corvus, and the ham is thick.

Is it any good?
It has a few sparks of life, but it better start showing more soon, or they'll pull the plug on this particular medical experiment. I'll give 2-5 on for a Lindsay Wagner cameo (or maybe Lee Majors) in the first half dozen episodes, if it gets that many.

The Bionic Woman airs shortly in America...

 

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Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By TVdust 1 July 26, 2007 12:34:41 PM

You buggers, you stole my comment when you re-jigged the article position... Damn Youse! Damn Youse All To HELL!

Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By TVdust 1 July 26, 2007 12:46:48 PM

... If anyone cares, I pointed out my frustration at writing an article which was due to run this week about the new shows coming up on US TV. From that piece; Pushing Daisies, The Sarahconichron, Chuck, Reaper and this have all leaked... Kinda irritating, as it makes my work look a little dated straight off the page. It's getting a little silly. Does anyone know if all these rips are coming from one source? A quick Google seems to show that they all have very similar filenames... Does that mean anything? I know nothing of such things... *cough*

Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By khodge 1 July 26, 2007 12:48:44 PM

"...beyond that she's identical to the first Bionic Woman character". Nope. The original Jaime Sommers didn't have a bionic eye.

Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By TVdust 1 July 26, 2007 01:47:45 PM

FYI: First episode 26th September in the US.

Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By Kempas 1 July 26, 2007 03:13:45 PM

Ah Michelle Ryan. Good luck to the lovely lass. It'll be interesting to see her out of the wooden world of Walford.

Re: Bionic Woman: first episode leaked!
Posted By sitar_tattoo 1 July 26, 2007 06:22:46 PM

I'm very very interested in this show, so hopefully it'll pick up when I, erm, start watching it. I would be checking out all this leakage of US television but, really, I'm just catching up on The Wire.
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