Jason Statham unveils new deodorant range
Action star Jason Statham now has his own brand of antiperspirant, which promises to provide the essence of man in a can...
George Forman has his grill. Loyd Grossman has his own range of cooking sauces. Now action star and Den Of Geek hero Jason Statham has unveiled his new line of spray-on deodorant, which the label claims will provide us with "the essence of man".
"From Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels to The Expendables franchise," a press release tells us, "Jason Statham has proved time and again that he's the alpha male of action cinema. His new line of antiperspirant - simply called Statham - will make a little bit of that machismo available to everyone."
With each fragrance named after one of his hit films - Blitz, Hummingbird and Crank are the first three, with The Mechanic, Chaos and The Bank Job reportedly on the way - the Statham range could prove to be a hit with action fans. We can't think why they haven't named one of the fragrances after Snatch.
The Statham range of deodorants will be available later this month in branches of Woolworths up and down the country.
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