New red band trailer: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

Trailer Simon Brew 30 Oct 2012 - 06:40

Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton star in the promising-looking Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Here's the new trailer...

"We kill witches. What do you do?"

The original plan for the promising-looking Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was to release it in March 2012. However, Paramount moved it back to January 2013, which led inevitably to some wondering if all was well with the project.

However, pretty much everything we've seen of the film since has been interesting. There's been a decent trailer, which clearly isn't the be all and end all, but it's a step in the right direction. And now we've got a red band promo too, which looks even better. Don't watch it if you're too young, or easily offended, of course.

The film stars Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, and it's been directed by Tommy Wirkola. Scroll past the trailer, and we've got a brand new trailer for the movie too...

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Don't watch if you are easily offended by shockingly bad movies more like. This still looks like it sucks.

This looks like it should be a Comic Strips Presents spoof. What a shite idea.

hey when i hear "red band trailer", i wanna see tits, not witch guts

I know it's a tongue in cheek comedy horror, but that guy who said 'that was awesome' like some Californian surf slacker annoyed me! Seemed very put of place...

I like the look of this... it might well be crap, but i LOVE Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. The woman can do no wrong in my eyes... even St Trinians 2 & Clash of the Titans. DYER films, but she raised my rating to a lovely 2/10 for both, from 1/10

COMING SOON:

Little Miss Muffet - Spider Slayer
Georgi Porgie - the Sex Pest
Nimble Jack and the Candle Stick of Doom
Robin Red Breast -The Pussy Teaser

This looks poor. Like they're aiming for 'tongue in cheek' but falling just short.......and Arterton still can't act.

Who is this chick, anyway? She looks like a younger version of Mariska Hargitay.

I like Jeremy Renner... here's hoping he stops signing on for bad movies.

Was that a trailer, or the entire plot of the film squeezed into 2 minutes?

They could have done it in 30 seconds, easily.

Sadly, it will do well. *sheds a tear for Dredd...*

I want to bite Gemma all over.

that looks awful

you forgot about Chicken Little - Skyfall

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