Fifty Shades Of Grey: first trailer
Brace yourselves: the big-screen adaptation of Fifty Shades Of Grey has a first trailer. You can see it for yourself within...
NB. The trailer below isn't at all explicit, but bear in mind that it might be a tad NSFW for the more prudish bosses out there.
Lots of people bought the book, so here comes the movie. Courtesy of Universal, EL James' hit novel Fifty Shades Of Grey is now set for the big screen, starring Jamie Dornan as the unfeasibly wealthy, remarkably kinky Christian Grey, and Dakota Johnson as the wallflower Anastasia Steele, whom Chris soon whips into shape.
Sam Taylor-Johnson, who directed the superb Nowhere Boy, is at the helm, which should mean we're in for a solidly-directed adaptation. The first trailer, which you can find below these words, certainly has a slick, luxurious look to it, like a Cadbury's Flake advert but with added spanking.
Fifty Shades Of Grey is due out on the 14th February 2015, otherwise known as Valentine's Day. Is this the cosmos avenging the existence of Die Hard 5, which appeared at the same time last year? You can't tell us it's just a coincidence.
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