Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

It didn't set the box office alight. It seems to rarely get mentioned in the Stallone back catalogue. But we reckon Demolition Man is a cracker...

Simon Brew

“Send a maniac to catch a maniac”.

Made immediately after one of Sylvester Stallone’s career resurgences, as Cliffhanger cleaned up around the world, Demolition Man was a moderate hit in 1993. But heck, if it’s not one of his very finest films, my name’s Basil.

Here was an extremely entertaining, surprisingly very funny take on the future, and one that would effectively pull the rug from under Stallone’s starring role in Judge Dredd a year or so later.

There’s so much to enjoy. As a cryogenically frozen Sly is put through the defroster, to catch an ultra-violent criminal of the past – Wesley Snipes, in fine form himself – you can’t help thinking that you’re watching something tuned into the style of the Zucker Brothers. Here are two brute force weapons in a world with no violence whatsoever. It could have been so wrong. Instead, it’s so right.

For at the point where concept generally turns into chaos, Demolition Man has gleeful fun with its fish out of water concept. The twist being, of course, we’re all with Sly on this one.

The seashells by the toilet seat? Sitting face to face with Sandra Bullock having sex, but without touching (and let’s not forget Bullock’s horror at the suggestion of “fluid transfer”. When she questions Sly on what it leads to, his retort is priceless: “Kids, smoking, a desire to raid the fridge.”)? The Verbal Morality Statute (this site wouldn’t get away with it)? It’s a future so tongue-in-cheek, it’s hard not to enjoy it.

And there’s a fair supporting cast, too. This was the film Bullock made before Speed would catapult her to stardom the following summer, and as she spouts out ‘variations’ on supposedly phrases from the past (“You really licked his ass”, “Let’s go blow this guy”, “Looks like there’s a new shepherd in town”), her future star was clearly on the rise.

Denis Leary also pops in there, too, along with Nigel Hawthorne.

Hawthorne, as Dr Raymond Concteau, was hardly gushing about the process of making Demolition Man in his autobiography, where he made it clear that it was a job he took to help secure funding for the film that would become The Madness Of King George. But, on screen, he seems more than happy to join in the fun.

But then there’s Sly, merrily ripping the piss out of his tough guy persona, taking a side-swipe at Arnie and generally having more fun on the big screen than we’d seen in ages. His verbal and physical sparring with Snipes is a worthy foundation to build the film around, even if it’s the side details that lift Demolition Man well above the norm. Bizarre that its director would only go on to do one more major Hollywood movie, the Alicia Silverstone shit-fest that was Excess Baggage.

Perhaps Demolition Man's last reel is a little too old school considering the inventiveness of what went before, as the inevitable shoot-out between Snipes and Stallone is fun, but nowhere near as enjoyable as the first three quarters of the film.

But the film, in spite of enjoying a solid core of supporters, still hasn’t got the recognition it deserves. Because if a more outright enjoyable sci-fi action movie has been made in the last fifteen years, I’ve yet to see it.

02/07/07

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by sitar_tattoo on Jul 6, 2007

I have never seen this film from beginning to end, and I think it's due time. Enjoy what I've seen though.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by RonHogan on Jul 3, 2007

I read this, don't pay attention to the bloody caption, and repeat what it says. I am a twit.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by RonHogan on Jul 2, 2007

Simon says bleed! Haha, brilliant film, Brew. It's what Judge Dredd should have been.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by simonbrew on Jul 2, 2007

It's predictable, certainly, but that's not why I really like it. It's the humour that gets me, each and every time. I love the way they have real fun with a vision of the future, whereas cinema tends to have such a downbeat notion of it usually. I don't cherish it as a classic by any measure, but a real hoot it certainly is.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by Liberace on Jul 2, 2007

I agree it is an OK movie that makes cheesy humour work quite well, but it is almost entirely predictable. e.g. John Spartan takes down the corporation behind the plot (surprise, surprise, the guys who set him up etc), kicks off Phoenix's head and gets the girl, the old fashioned way. In fact he singlehandedly puts the world back on the right track again. This might have been a memory implant from Total Recall! Although the concept was original, not much else was.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by Kempas on Jul 2, 2007

You know, I agree as well, I like Demoilition Man - though I can't remember any particular moments. But a general air of 'I enjoyed that' tends to linger in my thoughts. Oh, oh, the liquid nitrogen. Brilliant. :)

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by cjlines on Jul 2, 2007

Treasure this moment, Brew, because I agree with every single word.

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by Robmac on Jul 2, 2007

a great film - complete comic book fun...with an added bonus of a cameo by Jessie Ventura (yup Blaine from Predator)

Re: Demolition Man: underappreciated movies

Posted by twosheds on Jul 2, 2007

Excellent, totally agree; particularly love the moment where Stallone swears in order to get some fine issued to use as toilet paper.

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