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The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner

Simon Brew


It's Ready Reckoner Friday, and it's the man of beard, Steven Spielberg, who steps into the chair...

Published on Dec 7, 2007

Steven Spielberg is a genius, and history - in my views - will show him to be one of the most reveered film directors of all time. That doesn't, of course, make him immune to the Den of Geek ready reckoner, though...

FILMS DIRECTED

Munich 4 out of 5
Superbly made, quite hard to watch, but arguably Spielberg’s maturist and coldest film to date.

War of the Worlds 1 out of 5
A rare failure, even though it cleaned up. Lots of disjointed set pieces, bound together by a thuddingly-dull narrative.

The Terminal 2 out of 5
Ponderous, harmless Tom Hanks vehicle, although a few too many trips to the sugar fountain don’t help.

Catch Me If You Can 3 out of 5
A breezy, hard to resist blockbuster, albeit one that you’ll struggle to recall much of afterwards.

Minority Report 4 out of 5
Smashing science fiction action thriller, marred only by an unnecessary ending.

Artificial Intelligence 4 out of 5
Half a flat-out stunning film, half a quite good one. At its peak, it’s as good as anything he’s ever done.

Saving Private Ryan 3 out of 5
Stunning direction at the start and end, but as a complete whole, the saggy middle doesn’t bridge the gap well enough.

Amistad 3 out of 5
Interesting, diverting tale, most noted for a terrific supporting performance from Anthony Hopkins.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park 3 out of 5
Fun sequel, but again, an added, tacked-on ending really does it no favours whatsoever.

Schindler’s List 4 out of 5
A great two hour film in a three hour running time: at its best, it’s utterly haunting, and Ralph Fiennes is utterly mesmerising in it.

Jurassic Park 5 out of 5
A blockbuster film maker at the height of his game, Jurassic Park is spot-on popcorn entertainment, knowing that it only shows its monsters when it really has to.

Hook 1 out of 5
Yikes. Time has done Hook no favours at all, and it wasn’t much cop back then. It’s lavish alright, but Dustin Hoffman blows what should have been a super role, and the running time is arduous.

Always 2 out of 5
Another of Spielberg’s slower films, yet this Richard Dreyfuss-Holly Hunter pairing never really manages to engage. A pity.

Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade 4 out of 5
The weakest Indy film to date, and it’s still a four-star hoot. Connery, of course, steals every scene he wanders in to.

Empire of the Sun 4 out of 5
A young Christian Bale, and a gripping drama, that carries a bit of excess weight, but still manages to deliver.

The Color Purple 3 out of 5
Some super performances, but the film itself never quite gels in the way you’d hope. Good, but not great.

Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Doom 4 out of 5
One of Spielberg’s darkest films, and a sorely underrated and underappreciated one.

E.T. 5 out of 5
Brilliant. Don’t believe those who dismiss it now, either. It’s an expertly made piece of cinema, and the emotional whallop really works.

Raiders of the Lost Ark 5 out of 5
Great, great, great. Did more for Harrison Ford’s career than even Star Wars, and replete with that cracking ending, has influenced umpteen movies since.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind 4 out of 5
A strong film with great moments; it’s not quite classic status as a movie, but there’s jaw-dropping moments aplenty.

Jaws 5 out of 5
Nobody has amassed as many five star movies in a Ready Reckoner to date, and here’s another. A master-class in suspence movie making, that none of the sequels got anywhere near.

Duel 5 out of 5
And another five stars, for an edge-of-the-seat flick that’s pretty much just about two vehicles on a road.

Not seen:
The Sugarland Express & 1941


FILMS PRODUCED

With over 100 producer credits, here’s a brief breakdown by star rating of some of them…

 

4 out of 5

Letters from Iwa Jima
Band of Brothers
Shrek
The Mask Of Zorro
Cape Fear
Arachnophobia
Gremlins 1 & 2
Back to the Future Trilogy
The Goonies

3 out of 5

Flags of our Fathers
Monster House
Jurassic Park 3
Evolution
Deep Impact
Men In Black
Casper
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Poltergeist

2 out of 5

Transformers
Men in Black 2
Twister
The Money Pit

1 out of 5

The Haunting
The Flintstones


Ready Reckoner will be back next Friday. In the meantime, why not check out last week's journey through the career of David Cronenberg?

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Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By twosheds 1 December 7, 2007 10:09:02 AM

E.T. is too manipulative for me, and I love War Of The Worlds but I pretty much agree with the other verdicts here.

Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By twosheds 1 December 7, 2007 11:36:05 AM

Also 1941 is usually found to be a bit more entertaining than people think, since it's reputation has been in the toilet since release. It's full of superb effects and some genuinely funny moments, particularly the stuff with the Japanese submarine. Sugarland Express is a ditzy travel romp in the style of The Big Bus and other sub-disaster movies that loved to set films on means of transport in the 1970s.

Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By sitar_tattoo 1 December 7, 2007 12:35:24 PM

Actually, I liked War of the Worlds . Pretty haunting. The ending kinda duffs it up though - what is it with Spielberg and his endings though?

Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By stuxmusic 1 December 7, 2007 01:11:48 PM

I still think Hook is a decent flick. Then again I haven't seen it in a couple of years. Still, I'm more ticked you rated The Mask Of Zorro above Monster House and Who Framed Roger Rabbit! Kudos on liking Minority Report, not many people do!

Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By lostboy 1 March 9, 2009 05:59:38 AM

HEY!!! I enjoyed war of the worlds, hook and transformers, damn it.

Re: The Steven Spielberg ready reckoner
Posted By lostboy 1 March 9, 2009 06:02:54 AM

FOUR STARS FOR GREMLINS 2!!!!!, GOD THAT MOVIE SUCKED!!!!!
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