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The 5 scariest children ever

Anthony Enticknap


Children are scary, right? You wouldn't want to meet one in a dark alley. Especially not one of the five in this list...

Published on Nov 7, 2007

Kids are scary. I’m going to be a father soon, and I’m terrified. And it’s not just me; for decades, horror movies have used children in their imagery, and to great effect. It seems that imbuing our notion of childish innocence with a sense of evil puts our perception of the world and its values out of kilter. Like a lovely fluffy pillow stuffed with diseased hypodermic needles, something which should be non-threatening suddenly becomes a very real danger. From the numerous monstrous minors who have put on edge over the years, here’s a selection of our favourites.

Regan MacNeil: The Exorcist

With a complexion you’d have to die for, Regan makes a gang of knife-wielding hoodies seem as threatening as a church choir. Although the film is rather dated now, and some of the dialogue is just plain hilarious, this little devil’s propensity for projectile vomiting, head spinning and her innovative use of a crucifix ensures that she’ll go down in history as one of the scariest of scary children the silver screen has ever witnessed.

Skipping girls: A Nightmare On Elm Street

Quite possibly the most frightening thing in this film, these eerie apparitions joyfully play with a skipping rope, while chanting, “One, two, Freddy’s coming for you…” For all the blood and gore that these films boast, this single image is the one that’s most likely to stay in your memory, the sound of their gleeful taunting echoing around your head as you try to sleep. Big pointy knives are scary, yes, but little girls with a skipping rope? Terrifying.

Sadako: Ring Trilogy

Although she doesn’t really feature much until the third instalment of the series, and she always plays second-fiddle to her adult incarnation, young Sadako is, nevertheless, suitably spooky. Sporting the famous ‘over the face’ hairdo, you never see what she looks like, but you know you probably don’t want to find out. She’s able to kill people just by thinking about it, and as the polar opposite of her other half, she is pure concentrated evil.

Damien: The Omen

Making it abundantly clear that children are scary, this little chap made sure that no one could ever again hear the name ‘Damien’ without shuddering. As the adopted son of a US Ambassador, he’s used to having an influential father, but is nevertheless surprised to find out his real daddy is Satan. However, he soon shows his true colours with a series of gruesome, cold-blooded murders. Well, boys will be boys.

Toshio Saeki: Ju-On: The Grudge

Despite being upstaged by his freakishly bendy mother, Toshio’s ability to walk through walls and hover over your face as you lie petrified on your bed, trying to maintain control of your bladder, makes him more than worthy of inclusion here. He also highlights a trend in Asian horror for scary kids. We’ve already mentioned Sadako, but similar imagery is also used in Dark Water, in which Hideo Nakata unleashed yet another soggy dead girl on the world.

 

Users Comments

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By simonbrew 1 November 7, 2007 10:50:13 AM

You missed Haley Joel Osment in AI: very, very unnerving, even if the second half of the film is a mess.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By Robmac 1 November 7, 2007 11:10:46 AM

Another set of scary kids are in the Aphex Twin video 'come to Daddy' - very very sinister, as is the girl in 30 days of night and if anyone can remember the original Playstation advert with the alien girl and the '..and conquered worlds' kid from the ad.. they were both creepy as hell too

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By twosheds 1 November 7, 2007 12:28:31 PM

The kid in Screamers has the most alarming 'scary child' moment I have ever seen in a film.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By windymiller 1 November 7, 2007 12:30:26 PM

How about Peep Peep, the Boy from Space? Scary albino child with a speech impediment. Surely the most disturbing programme ever force fed to school children, and all in the name of learning to read.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By toneee 1 November 7, 2007 12:47:47 PM

There are loads of examples I could have included since it's a trick that's used with such frequency. These are just the best ones I can think of from the films I've seen. As for Haley Joel Osment - about as scary as a basketful of kittens. He might qualify for the top five annoying movie kids though.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By toneee 1 November 7, 2007 01:06:47 PM

I don't actually remember the girls from The Shining. I've only seen it once, and daren't go back. The old lady in the bathroom is the bit that really freaked me out. If I'd remembered the twins, they definitely would have been on the list.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By cjlines 1 November 7, 2007 01:12:34 PM

I always found the original Village of the Damned quite creepy. And Children of the Corn. And those three horrid little fuckers in Bloody Birthday. You're right. There are millions of 'em.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By RonHogan 1 November 7, 2007 05:37:34 PM

It's all about the little toddler from Pet Sematary for me. I can't even look at that little tot without getting the jibblies.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By creativewriter1985 1 November 7, 2007 08:01:19 PM

Don't know enough scary films to add any, but definitely agree with Damian, freaky little f****r!!

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By PureMorning 1 January 5, 2009 10:41:34 PM

The twins in The Shining.

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By cerveloguy 1 October 28, 2009 08:05:56 AM

The twins in the Shining, almost subliminal. They don't make stuff like that anymore!

Re: The 5 scariest children ever
Posted By draculasbride 1 March 8, 2011 08:46:38 PM

What about Dakota Fanning in 'Hide and Seek'? or Macaulay Culkin in 'The Good Son'? *shudder*
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