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10 possible stars for The Expendables 2

Ron Hogan


The Expendables may have boasted a stellar line-up of 80s action stars, but that doesn’t mean we can’t hope for even more of them in its sequel. Here are Ron’s suggestions…

Published on Aug 12, 2010

The Expendables isn't out just yet as I write this, but I have no doubt that it's going to be a huge hit. Well, okay, maybe it won't be a huge hit, but like Sly Stallone's return to his Rambo roots, it's going to do really well.

I mean, it's basically every major action movie star (and some minor action movie stars) from the 80s all in the same film. However, there were some shameful omissions that can be added to the mix for The Expendables 2.

I'm not talking about high profile omissions, like Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Crotchkicker Seagal, though those guys would be awesome to have in The Expendables universe. I'm talking about those lesser known but no less awesome cult figures of 80s action movies that could use their time back in the sun.

Here are ten I'd like to see resurrected, in no particular order...

Don "The Dragon" Wilson

If you don't know who Don "The Dragon" Wilson is, you're missing out. He's only the best straight-to-video action movie guy in history!

Back in the day, all you needed were some ninja costumes and one semi-famous martial artist with a collection of titles to his name, and you could have a franchise. Don "The Dragon" Wilson had one of the longest-running movie franchises in karate guy cinema in The Bloodfist series, which spanned a staggering eight movies. Of his 33 IMDb credits, most of them feature the words "blood," "kick," or "fighter" in the title, so you know the guy is ace.


Mark Dacascos

In the States, most people know this Hawaiian-born fighter as the guy from Dancing With The Stars, or possibly from his role on Iron Chef America. However, that's because most people don't know the absolute greatness that is Only The Strong, aka the only movie in which capoeira is taken seriously.

Mark also put his martial arts skills to work as Eric Draven in the syndicated TV series The Crow: Stairway To Heaven and as the titular character in the live-action adaptation of Crying Freeman.

If that's not enough martial arts for you, he also starred in American Samurai and Kickboxer 5, either taking over for or starring alongside two other guys who will be on this list.


Cynthia Rothrock

Every action movie needs a female love interest. So, why not one who can kick ass just as well as any of the guys in the picture (if not better)?

Cynthia Rothrock, who apparently holds seven different black belts in various martial arts, has more than enough B-movie martial arts credits to her name to step into a role in The Expendables. For starters, there are the two China O'Brien movies, the three Tiger Claws movies, the two Rage And Honor movies, the two Lady Dragon movies and, oh yeah, she also spent most of her early movie-making years in Hong Kong, working with Corey Yuen.

Even in her 50s, she's still the most dangerous 5'3" woman on the planet.


Michael Jai White

For some reason, I really like this guy. It might be because of how great he was in Spawn. It might be because of how great he is in Black Dynamite. It could be because he's done a lot of work in various Universal Soldier movies or in lesser roles.

However, he's a legitimately impressive martial artist in his own right, and more importantly, he might be the best actor on the list.


Sasha Mitchell

He's probably best known either as Cody from the US TV series Step-By-Step or as J.R. Ewing's illegitimate son, James, in iconic soap Dallas. However, like anyone who could throw a decent kick in 1987, he was also an action movie star.

He took over the lead in the Kickboxer series for four movies, and he also played a killer warrior cyborg/English teacher in the incredible Class Of 1999 II: The Substitute.

More importantly, he might be the worst actor on the list, which makes him perfect to play a villain.


Dwayne Johnson

He's not an 80s or 90s action movie star, but like Jason Statham, he's about as close to a modern action star as we have right now. At least, he was until he got sidetracked doing family-friendly fare.

He might have been the best part of Southland Tales, and he's definitely proven to have action chops with such fare as the underrated The Rundown (AKA Welcome to the Jungle).

No matter what you might say, he's got muscles and charisma, and movies these days are short on both.


Shannon Lee

She's Bruce Lee's daughter. Do you need any other reason for her to be on this list? The Man and his equally impressive son are both gone, but Shannon is still alive and still kicking. She's mostly retired from movies, but if you can sneak in a cameo for Arnie and Bruce, you can sneak in a minor role for Bruce's last surviving child.


Christopher Lambert

He's The Highlander. The original Highlander, and still the best Highlander. He knows his way around a bladed weapon, and, thanks to his career in low budget action movies, punching faces in space (Fortress and Fortress 2, a pair of seriously underrated flicks).

He was in Southland Tales with Dwayne Johnson, and he's got that great, vaguely European accent that makes for an excellent 80s-style villain or good guy foreign mercenary.


Michael Dudikoff

Unlike a lot of 80s action movie stars, Michael Dudikoff never gave up on his genre. While the American Ninja movies waned in 1990, Dudkoff kept appearing in low budget action and martial arts movies continuously until about 2002, when his roles suddenly dried up or he took some time off.

Either way, it's high time he returned to his salad days and donned the primary color gi and headband for another martial arts kickstravaganza.


Brian Bosworth

The Boz is better known for his personality than his professional American football career. That's why he'd make a great addition to this cast.

Despite his size, he's also surprisingly intelligent, having been an academic all-American in college, while displaying surprising awareness of the world around him (unusual for a pumped-up athlete in any generation).

Bosworth's film career never materialized, but he's done a few minor roles in big movies and starred in the epic classic action movie, Stone Cold. It's a shame that didn't become a franchise.

While The Expendables has a great cast of action movie stars, both fondly remembered and forgotten, there are a lot of guys and gals with equally butt-kicking resumes that were left out of this round. Here's hoping that we can get a nice running series of action flicks featuring all-star casts of some of the best shirtless karate guys the 80s and 90s had to offer. If you think this list is long, you should see the list of folks I had to cut to keep this reasonable.

US correspondent Ron Hogan spent most of his childhood and teenage years parked in front of a VHS player, enjoying ninjas in various primary colors being shuriken'd to death by guys with mullets. Find more by Ron at his blog, Subtle Bluntness, and daily at Shaktronics and PopFi.

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Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Timon 1 August 13, 2010 07:29:31 AM

I know Sly refers to him as 'Apollo Greed' but a Carl Weathers cameo would be awesome. And get Vernon Wells as the bad guy!

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Carbontoe 1 August 13, 2010 07:42:01 AM

No love for Jim Kelly or Rowdy Roddy Piper? Drive (with Mark Dacascos) is one of my guilty pleasures films!

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Viridis 1 August 13, 2010 07:57:38 AM

Sly should really try to get Steven Seagal and Jean Claude van Damme into to the next one. I like the prospect of Christopher Lambert and the Rock. And what about Lorenzo Lamas? And Carl Weathers! Sigourney Weaver in a uber-villainness cameo! The Queen of Evil! ;D

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Robmac 1 August 13, 2010 08:12:47 AM

Thats a great list - especially putting 'The Boz' and the American Ninja himself into it. Even the mention of Rowdy Roddy Piper as a cameo would be great and I would like to add a couple more to the list, namley John Saxon and Bolo Yeung. Its also suprising nobody mentioned Chuck Norris, but then that would be so very easy

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By clementine 1 August 13, 2010 08:19:19 AM

Great list , i vote Dwayne , jean claude and steven seagull do there own film called 'fuck you sly....or my mom will shoot'

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Scott 1 August 13, 2010 09:12:35 AM

I can't believe that Wesley Snipes isn't on the list - surely he's a worthy contender?

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By partychancer 1 August 13, 2010 09:22:41 AM

Mark Dacascos - Brotherhood of the Wolf. That is all.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By JJ_Lamour 1 August 13, 2010 10:07:40 AM

"Come on Jackie Chan - uh uh uh oh oh"

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Robmac 1 August 13, 2010 11:27:42 AM

also they could bung Gene Hunt in as well, to show them how to beat up 'nonces' properly

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By DamonD 1 August 13, 2010 12:11:38 PM

Some very good choices. I'd also insist on Al Leong being there, starring as four different henchmen.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By daevouk 1 August 13, 2010 12:44:13 PM

What about Rutger Hauer and Tim "Dry Hair's for Squids" Thomerson (Look him up for a perfect 80's video SF/action CV)

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By dawson99 1 August 13, 2010 12:59:22 PM

Dudikoff has to be in it, he was THE video star of the 80s... bring back Joe Armstrong!!!

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Omniaural 1 August 13, 2010 01:52:54 PM

OMG! I'm covered in DOG action movie geekgasms. eeeuugghhh! :)

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By lanceuppercut 1 August 13, 2010 03:43:58 PM

How could everyone forget about Jackie Chan???

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By lanceuppercut 1 August 13, 2010 03:45:34 PM

OOPS I read too fast JJ, had him.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By get2dachoppah 1 August 13, 2010 03:56:44 PM

Only The Strong isn't the only movie where Capoeira is taken seriously. Ever seen The Big Hit?

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By get2dachoppah 1 August 13, 2010 04:03:42 PM

PS - JESSE VENTURA!!!! - "he's dug in up there like an Alabama tick"

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By SCY385 1 August 13, 2010 04:23:53 PM

Cool list! Especially Mark Dacascos, Dwayne Johnson, Cynthia Rothrock, and Michael Jai White. It's a shame that Mark doesn't get more respect and acknowledgment. That dude will kick your ass with his breath. Cynthia is simply amazing. Dwayne is a badass who makes nice eye candy too. Michael can act and kick ass. Maybe this hypothetical film will happen one day!

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By GoldbergV 1 August 13, 2010 04:29:10 PM

Two Words: Tony Jaa

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Mieville 1 August 13, 2010 08:09:34 PM

Oh I'd love Cynthia Rothrock to be in the next one, damn it's been too long since she was in a movie

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By stuxmusic 1 August 14, 2010 12:22:20 AM

If you wanna check out Bloodfist 1-4, head to Poundworld!

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By sideburn@ibest.com.br 1 August 14, 2010 12:28:19 AM

Van Damme, Segal and Chuck Norris. nuff´ said. They Could be the three ultimate level bosses, big bloody showdown.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By SoCalGuy 1 August 16, 2010 01:36:31 AM

Bill Duke. Carl Weathers. Jesse Ventura. Chow Yun Fat. Jackie Chan. Harrison Ford (in a cameo). Steven Seagal. Jean Claude Van Damm. Chuck Norris (in a cameo). Sigourney Weaver - think about it, she did play Ripley. Will Smith. Tommy Lee Jones. Milla Jovovich (Ultraviolet, Resident Evil movies). And for a bad guy - Glen Thomas Jacobs, the wrestler known as Kane. Ron Perlman! Danny Trejo. Kurt Russell. Lucy Lawless. These are in addition to the other actors others have mentioned, but NO Brian Bosworth.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By SoCalGuy 1 August 16, 2010 04:44:18 AM

Christopher Wal;ken as the main villain. Wesley Snipes - but at Comic-Con Stallone let slip that he really doesn't like him. Sandra Bullock - think about it, Speed I and II, and Demolition Man. And finally, for some humor, Rob Schneider.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By clementine 1 August 16, 2010 10:46:59 AM

i can't believe i didn't even think of Wesley Snipes i am ashamed of myself....

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Wolfman 1 August 16, 2010 11:39:56 AM

Oh come on, no cameo for Bruce Campbell? I'm sure he'd fit in swinging chainsaw at some point ... :)

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By tt06 1 August 16, 2010 02:13:59 PM

OMG...thank you for the Mark Decascos point...loved Only the Strong and Brotherhood of the Wolf. And if you need a real reason to enjoy Michael Jai-White, rent Blood and Bone...one of the best DTV DVDs ever.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By squirrel 1 August 17, 2010 12:13:22 AM

v.good list but 1 dwayne,i dont rate him at all as an actor and i dont think he deserves to be with the possible stars of the next movie.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By ta_scott 1 August 17, 2010 01:57:51 AM

Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell Bruce Campbell... and Chuck Norris

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By squirrel 1 August 17, 2010 03:37:17 AM

tony jaa from ong bak

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By squirrel 1 August 17, 2010 03:42:41 AM

tony jaa with a fight scene against jet li,what a fight that would be

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By DOLORGIVER 1 August 17, 2010 07:53:29 PM

MICK FOLEY, THE ONLY WRESTLER I DO LIKE.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By Woody619 1 August 28, 2010 03:15:32 AM

Mark Dacascos also played the cadet recruit in Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom video game. Oh, and Brotherhood of the Wolf...just sayin'

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By JamalThomas 1 September 4, 2010 06:02:53 AM

I think the Expendables was a retirement movie for all those actors. Expendables 2 would do well to showcase the new, up and coming talent in the action genre... Marrese Crump, Scott Adkins, Ellen Wong, etc. Just sayin.

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By a1567777 1 January 9, 2011 07:29:40 AM

Maybe is these: Antony Wang(黃秋生) Rain(Korean star) Jean Reno Casper Van Dien "The Rock"Johnson Steven Seagal Mark Dkascos Vin Deisel Tony Jaa(Thailand Star) Michael Dudikoff

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By a1567777 1 January 9, 2011 07:32:17 AM

Re write again: Antony Wang, Rain, Jean Reno,

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By a1567777 1 January 9, 2011 07:40:27 AM

Re write again! Anthony Wang(黃秋生), Rain(Korean star), Jean Reno, Casper Van Dien, "The Rock" Jhonson, Steven Seagel, Mark Dacascos, Tony Jaa(Thailand action star), Jean-Claude Van Damme

Re: 10 possible stars for The Expendables 2
Posted By daz3672 1 March 23, 2011 08:45:40 PM

really should think about steven segal, vandamme, westley snipes and what about hulk hogan, even lou ferigno remember the incredible hulk
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