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Ten great geek movie endings

Simon Brew and Martin Anderson


Gary Oldman showing the Bat the playing card with the Joker on it? That's goosebump cinema right there.

Spoilers! Spoilers! Spoilers! And Spoilers! We look at some of the finest movie endings in geek cinema - and welcome your contributions too...

Published on Oct 19, 2007

In today’s Independent, there’s a feature that looks at the best movie endings of all time. In among there are the usual suspects: Chinatown, Casablanca, The Third Man et al are all, justifiably, present and accouted for.

But for those of us without a degree in film studies, or who also like films made of a geeky nature in the last twenty years or so, what are the other great movie endings in recent memory?

Well, how about this little lot top get the debate started….

Terminator 3

A much-maligned film, but you have to admit the ending has real balls. Instead of the slap-happy-we’ve-escaped-la-di-da usual stuff, off goes the nuclear bang and John Connor and his soon-to-be-missus realise that their whole journey has been about keeping them safe, not saving the world. Fair game.

The Thing
Kurt Russell and Keith David settle down in sub-zero temperatures, their arctic camp burning up around them, each with no idea whether the other is infected and about to ‘thing out’. They sit at a respectful distance from each other and (perhaps rather foolishly) share a bottle of whiskey. “So what are we gonna do?” asks David. ‘Let’s just wait and…see what happens.” replies Russell. Credits.

Batman Begins
The crowd-pleasing action bit at the end was blatantly the worst bit of Batman Begins, an otherwise damn-near-perfect superhero movie. But Gary Oldman showing the Bat the playing card with the Joker on it? That’s goosebump cinema right there.

The Blair Witch Project

Is it geeky? Who cares. An ending that doesn’t layer on lots of happy explanations and instead delivers something that’s both logical and terrifying. What’s not to love?

The Empire Strikes Back
Genius. An ending where the good guys blatantly haven’t won, are weaker than they were at the start of the film and staring bleakly into a future that they know holds their biggest battle ever. Oh, and one of their number is frozen solid. Even given Simon's middling feelings towards the Star Wars franchise, there’s little doubt that this one’s a cracker.

Spider-man
We’ve argued this one, but at the very worst an ending them sets up a future conflict with Peter and Harry has to be applauded. The fact that Harry is blissfully unaware at this stage of Peter’s alter-ego, and vows to kill Spider-man, is enough to sell you a ticket for the next one. Shame they bollocksed-up the story arc in Spider-man 3.

A Boy And His Dog
ABAHD (1975) was almost the last hurrah for post-nuclear sci-fi (apart from Logan's Run in 1976). A cherubic Don Johnson leaves his faithful mutant telepathic mutt behind and descends into a secret underground civilisation for love of one of its denizens. Probably the very last thing most viewers would expect is that the dog turns out, in the last few seconds, to have eaten his master’s love interest. Johnson shrugs it off and they head off into the sunset.

Field Of Dreams
We’ve talk about this film before on DoG, not least because, well, Simon loves it. But this is an ending that genuinely ties up a story arc in a moving, pitch-perfect manner. It also justifies that entire film’s premise in one foul swoop. Not bad, for a film pitched around hearing voices in a cornfield.

Blade Runner
After breaking his fingers and generally beating the living hell out of Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer’s oddball replicant decides not to kill him, and concludes a 20-minute fight with one of the most poignant dialogues in sci-fi history. “All these moments will be lost in time..like tears in rain” now ranks with Klaatu’s closing speech in The Day The Earth Stood Still.

The Village
We’re split. Appreciating that M Night Shyamalan has shown that he pretty much writes his films around the ending, the ending of The Village nonetheless has its fans at DoG. The film before it doesn’t, but the idea that it’s lots of people living in a ye olde community in the modern day is still a neat idea. You can have cracking endings to piss-poor films after all...

Thoughts, rants and opinions in the comments box please, along with suggestions for part two of this feature…!

 

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Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By picknmix 1 October 19, 2007 10:49:18 AM

So many classic endings...missed Rosebud in Citizen Kane The crash at the end of Vanishing Point The Wicker Man ending, and not the dumb one with N. Cage! The flying car sequence at the end of Back to the Future The huge warehouse matt shot at the end of Raiders of the Lost Arc 'I've got an idea' - The Italian Job The freeze frame at the end of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid The Statue of Liberty sequence at the end of Planet of the Apes Carrie...need I say more...

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By simonbrew 1 October 19, 2007 10:53:55 AM

We've only picked ten so far, though. More will be coming, but we'll be missing some of your suggestions: Butch and Kane are probably a little too far from our remit...!

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By sitar_tattoo 1 October 19, 2007 12:01:55 PM

Yeah, Terminator 3 had real balls as far as endings go. Really good choice. I could point out a whole lot of Takashi Miike films, but the last five minutes of the first Dead Or Alive definitely cinch it.

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By Ian_Osborne 1 October 19, 2007 01:15:18 PM

'One foul swoop'? Wake up, boys! If you do some more, don't forget Planet of the Apes...

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By RonHogan 1 October 19, 2007 03:54:02 PM

What do you mean "A Boy" was the last of the great post-nuke sci-fi epics? What about "Mad Max"?! Come on! Wake up, people!

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By Robmac 1 October 19, 2007 04:01:09 PM

also classic endings - Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Ring, seven, AVP, They Live, videodrome, Incredibles, The Decent and even War of the Worlds - so so many good film endings

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By twosheds 1 October 19, 2007 04:47:50 PM

Ron - I meant in the dystopian sci-fi sense ( Zardoz , Logan's Run , The Omega Man , Soylent Green , etc). Star Wars did kill that sub-genre, you gotta admit.

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By RonHogan 1 October 19, 2007 06:22:05 PM

Martin: Ahh, right. I get it now. Rushed to judgment thanks to my love of all things Max. Sorry. Back to Tomorrow-morrow Land with me.

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By twosheds 1 October 19, 2007 07:03:21 PM

Rob: you put They Live in the 'B-Movie badness' category in another thread, but you like the ending? Fair enough, really; the only other one of your suggestions that I would have definitely put in if I had thought of it was Videodrome , which is, admittedly, a Sid Vicious of an ending.

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By Robmac 1 October 20, 2007 11:07:10 AM

re: 'B-Movie badness' - I have a love for all things b-movie and They Live ( along with Robot Jox which i mentioned in the other thread) are all superb..as they know that they are not meant to be serious Hollywood money making masterpieces and appeal to a certain audience..ie..us, however the likes of Batman and Robin and Dredd are supposed to appeal to the masses...doing it painfully badly. They Live is great though isnt it...Roddy Piper, ya cant beat him :-)

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By twosheds 1 October 20, 2007 02:21:42 PM

We all have one dark secret - a film universally thought shit, except that we love it. I don't love Batman and Robin , but I don't care how bad it is because I consider Batman Forever even worse and had by then given up on the franchise anyway. However I do love other ill-regarded films besides Dredd and intend to write about them here in the future. So what cinematic disaster is turned face down in your movie collection, Rob? Let's hear it :)

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By Robmac 1 October 24, 2007 01:51:11 PM

cinematic disasters I have on dvd - oh thats a tough one. I would count the 'Specials' as a dvd not worth even being a beermat, along with John Carpenters Vampires, erm John Carpenters Ghosts of Mars, Nightbreed, Hellraiser 3, Mutronics the Movie .... yup you guessed it I have bought a lot of cheap tat in my time!

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By twosheds 1 October 29, 2007 08:28:34 PM

Awww, I like John Carpenter's Vampires , and I certainly wouldn't even mention it in the same breath as Ghosts Of Mars .

Re: Ten great geek movie endings
Posted By AlexandreAlves 1 December 16, 2008 12:26:04 PM

Fight Club Planet of The Apes Sixth Sense The Mist Oldboy Back to the Future The Great Dictator The Shutter (original version) Terminator
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