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10 terrible movie posters

Glen Chapman


He's already picked his favourites - but what are the ten movie posters that sent Glen scurrying anywhere but his local cinema?

Published on Feb 23, 2010

Having looked at the top ten movie posters last year, I thought I'd take a look at some awful ones. I've mainly looked over the past decade for this collection, with the exception of one from the 80s that still strikes me as particularly awful.

So, after looking through hundreds of candidates, here's my top ten for you all to enjoy (or not, as the case may be).

10. Fired Up (2009)

F U indeed. a terrible poster for what turned out to be a really quite rancid teen comedy. At least there are bones of honesty to the poster, but seriously: was anyone looking at that seriously going to go and see the film? In fact, did anyone see Fired Up! in a cinema?!

9. The Ugly Truth (2009)

Recently the subject of a review on this very site (read Carley's glowing review of it here), I have to say this film doesn't appeal to me in any way and I can't imagine ever having the desire to watch this. The poster does little to change my view. Awful rubbish, and straight out of the romcom poster playbook's deleted chapters...

8. What's The Worst That Can Happen? (2001)

What's The Worst That Can Happen? This poster? Nope, the film's even worse, sadly. To be fair, it lost us at the words 'Martin' and 'Lawrence'. Danny DeVito deserves better.

7. Hancock (2008)

Big face #1. I know it's kind of essential to but the star on the poster, especially when it's one as big as Will Smith, but this extreme close-up of his face is a bit much. You have to wonder what he's doing to have such a strained expression on his face.

6. Chapter 27 (2007)

Big face # 2. For this one we get a close-up of a hardly-endearing shot of Jared Leto's face. Marvellous. In this film he plays the man with the same surname as me (no relation, though!), who killed John Lennon. Not that the poster - even with that small line at the top - particularly gets that cross.

5. Whatever Works (2009)

Love Woody Allen, love Larry David, but hate this. I really wanted to see this, but I don't think that it has been released over here yet. Shame, really. The combination of Woody Allen and Larry David will, no doubt, produce some comedy joy. But this poster looks like a bad Facebook snap.

4. Good Luck Chuck (2007)

A poster that matches the awfulness of the film. Good work in that sense, I suppose. I think I find this so offensive because I object to the fact that it's mimicking an iconic picture of John and Yoko that featured on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. And not very well, either.

3. Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

I really like the original Bangkok Dangerous, but this Nic Cage re-make was pretty bad. I have no idea what's happening in this poster. Is that an invisible gun in Cage's hand? Why is he reaching into his coat? Does he have an itch? That must be it. That would certainly explain the look on his face.

2. One Missed Call (2008)

Shit horror movies are often accompanied by equally shit posters, but what the hell is going on here?! I have no idea what it will sound like when I do, but I sure hope it doesn't look like that.

1.The Blue Lagoon (1980)

In fairness, this is somewhere inbetween amazing and terrible. I think text on posters should be kept to a minimum, not take up half of the space. Then again, what's written is really quite brilliant. I'm sure you'll all be pleased to hear that the poster for the sequel is equally bad. A little less heavy on the text, perhaps, but again what's written is brilliant.

So there are my choices for some of the worst movie posters. I'm sure you'll all be able to recommend some classics. Please leave your suggestions below, and we might just do a follow-up piece...

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Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By Wolfman 1 February 24, 2010 09:00:15 AM

That Bangkok Dangerous poster looks photoshopped as hell. Those arms just look plain wrong!

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By Nocturne 1 February 24, 2010 10:02:16 AM

I nominate any film that features Sarah Jessica Parkers face on it (post Hocus Pocus)

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By dan_1985 1 February 24, 2010 11:01:55 AM

The Blue Lagoon poster is so bad it is awesome!!! I also quite like the Hancock poster!! I can;t believe you dont have the Corky Romano poster in this list - that was my number 1 - 'Top 10 Worst Movie Posters Ever' .

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By nicko71 1 February 24, 2010 11:56:13 AM

There are a lot worse out there. For example......http://www.impawards.com/1973/posters/day_of_the_dolphin_ver3.jpg

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By mooseglove 1 February 24, 2010 02:20:10 PM

The Bangkok Dangerous poster had the gun airbrushed out after Daily Mail style objections. Considering the state of Nic Cage's barnet he perhaps should have taken the hint and brushed his 'air. Sorry, that was shit.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By geekmom 1 February 24, 2010 02:31:55 PM

Re: the "One Missed Call" poster: If all I saw of that poster were the mouths, I'd think it was a porn flick. They're screaming, sure, but without eyes to lend emotion it doesn't look like agony. Very confusing.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By DavidFullam 1 February 24, 2010 03:54:04 PM

The Good Luck Chuck poster will be giving me nightmares for weeks now, the only thing scarier than that is that Will Smith's lips, yuck!

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By explodingzebras 1 February 24, 2010 04:02:02 PM

the 1969 Italian job US movie poster: http://chasness.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/italian_job.jpg it just doesn't represent the film well at all well! conseuently the film didn't do as well in the US

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By explodingzebras 1 February 24, 2010 04:04:39 PM

Oh and there's something about that Good Luck Poster that's really rather sisturbing...has to be photoshopped surely. just. looks. so. wrong.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By theshadowalker 1 February 24, 2010 08:22:50 PM

Say what you will about the actual movie, but I thought that "Interview With the Vampire" had a ridiculous poster: an unflattering close-up of Tom Cruise's face (and, oddly, half of his hand), and a photo of Brad PItt and Kirsten Dunst from a scene that's not even in the damn movie. And the fact this scene was removed, while that insultingly lame bit with the poodles (which isn't even in the bloody book) wasn't, makes me think that the movie could benefit from a serious bout of re-editing. And the poster for "Serenity" wasn't much better (I'd still like to know what Universal was smoking when they decided to aim all of their marketing at the pre-existing fanbase for "Firefly"...talk about preaching to the choir).

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By atheistgirl 1 February 24, 2010 08:25:40 PM

explodingzebras, the Italian Job poster is from the 60's. That's what film posters looked like in the 60's.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By hristinho18 1 February 24, 2010 09:58:00 PM

I love a good trompe l'oeil (The Descent is also one of my own favourites), but the One Missed Call one is a tad on the crap side. Why are there none of those montage posters that are Star Wars/Indy ripoffs But without any of the class? Like Paycheck and most of the Philip K Dick adaptations? Arrange profiles of the actors in dynamic layout, title in Certified 'Cool' font, crap tagline, and repeat as desired.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By Scott 1 February 25, 2010 09:01:45 AM

Always hated the original Bladerunner poster, also Wonderboys deserves a mention too.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By _mart_ 1 February 25, 2010 10:46:46 AM

I actually think that the "Italian Job" 60's poster is great. The only problem is that it has nothing to do with the movie. But i would like to see a movie based on that poster... Can't say that about the other posters posted here. Mentioning "The Blue Lagoon" reminds me one of my all time favorite comedies "Top Secret", i highly recommend it. "The Blue Lagoon" will never be the same again ...

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By Disco 1 February 25, 2010 06:00:49 PM

I love that Italian Job poster. A poster like that now would at least make me interested to find out about a film rather than just pictures of the actors.

Re: 10 terrible movie posters
Posted By MadProphet 1 March 13, 2010 10:09:09 PM

Hem hem... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Rocky_ii_poster.jpg
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