The Oscar nominations are nearly upon us, and that means that in advance of that, the Razzie nominations are out too. This year’s nominations include three awards right at the end of the list to celebrate the end of the decade and the 30th anniversary of the Razzies.

If you’re reading this list and you’re a Jonas Brother/Steve Martin/Eddie Murphy/Michael Bay/John Travolta/anything to do with Twilight fan, you might want to look away right now.

Here are this year’s nominations…

WORST PICTURE

All About Steve
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Old Dogs
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (a.k.a. ‘Trannies, Too’)

WORST ACTOR

All Three Jonas Brothers: Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Will Ferrell: Land of the Lost
Steve Martin: Pink Panther 2
Eddie Murphy: Imagine That
John Travolta: Old Dogs

WORST ACTRESS

Beyonce: Obsessed
Sandra Bullock: All About Steve
Miley Cyrus: Hannah Montana: The Movie
Megan Fox: Jennifer's Body & Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Sarah Jessica Parker: Did You Hear About The Morgans?

WORST SCREEN COUPLE

Any Two (or more) Jonas Brothers: Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper: All About Steve
Will Ferrell and any co-star: Creature or ‘Comic Riff,’ Land of the Lost
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS

Candice Bergen: Bride Wars
Ali Larter: Obsessed
Sienna Miller: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Kelly Preston: Old Dogs
Julie White (as Mom): Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hannah Montana: The Movie
Hugh Hefner (as himself): Miss March
Robert Pattinson: The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka): Land of the Lost
Marlon Wayans: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

WORST REMAKE: RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Land of the Lost
Pink Panther 2 (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
The Twilight Saga: New Moon

WORST DIRECTOR

Michael Bay: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Walt Becker: Old Dogs
Brad Silberling: Land of the Lost
Stephen Sommers: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Phil Traill: All About Steve

WORST SCREENPLAY

All About Steve: screenplay by Kim Barker
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: screenplay by Stuart Beattie and David Elliot & Paul Lovett
Land of the Lost: written by Chris Henchy & Dennis McNicholas
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: written By Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman
The Twilight Saga: New Moon: screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE

Battlefield Earth (2000): Nominated for 10 Razzies: ‘winner’ of 8
Freddy Got Fingered (2001): Nominated for nine Razzies: ‘winner’ of five
Gigli (2003): Nominated for 10 Razzies: winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007): Nominated for nine Razzies: ‘winner’ of eight
Swept Away (2002): Nominated for nine Razzies: ‘winner’ of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE

Ben Affleck
Eddie Murphy
Mike Myers
Rob Schneider
John Travolta

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE

Mariah Carey
Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Lopez
Madonna

The winners will be announced on March 6th, the night before the Oscars. And all we’ll say of those nominations above is this: Roland Emmerich got off light…