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Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot

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Yesterday, we challenged you to come up with taglines for Sony's bargain-basement Spider-Man reboot. Heck, you did us proud...

Published on Jan 21, 2010

Yesterday, we set our mighty band of Twitter followers a challenge. Given that Sony had decided to trim the budget of its rebooted Spider-Man down to a very modest (by comparison to other big blockbusters) $80m, what kind of tagline would a bargain basement Spidey film require? We did the only logical thing and asked you.

These ones we really liked (and sorry if we missed anyone out!):

Spider-Man 4 - See 25% More When You Gift Aid. (hardluck_hotel)

I think they spent more than $80 million on Spider-Man The Ride, so Spider-Man The Ride: The Movie (hollywoodron)

Spider-Man's Day Off (hollywoodron)

Spider-Man: Goblins (Re: Troll II) (Lon3w0lf)

Spiderman: Sponsored by Easyjet (summerteeth18)

Spider-Man4Gold: Where getting CASH for your broken and unwanted superhero franchise has never been easier! (v_for_vienetta)

Spider-Cash4Gold (davidwhittam)

Spider-Spam: Online Pharmacy V1AGR4 4 Less. (Lon3w0lf)

Spider-Man 4: With Great Power Comes Greater APR (Lon3w0lf)

Spider-Man 4: Aunt May Adventures. (Lon3w0lf)

Spiderman 4 minutes (BoxRoom)

Spider-man 4: Not underlit, noir! (stkaye)

Spilight (ChrisDWelsh)

Spiderman 4: With great power comes an overdraft. (JudgeJoey)

Spider Man Prequel: Peter Parker solves conventional crimes in the usual ways (stkaye)

Tarantula-Man: Because Disney own the Licence (pandorasinbox)

Spiderman 4: Sponsored by Sony, Microsoft, Subway, Orange, Ford, Barclays, McDonalds, HP, Apple, Shell... (JudgeJoey)

Slumdog Spider-Man (Lon3w0lf)

Spiderman 4: Spidey & the Big Issue (FallenAngel2106)

Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman is being outsourced to a cheaper area (paul_ie86)

Spider-Man 4 Hire.(Lon3w0lf)

Spiderman: some of us thought Roger Corman did a good job with the Fantastic Four (stuartctaylor)

Spiderman 4: superhero for hire, available for parties, mall openings, barmitzvahs and hen parties (FallenAngel2106)

Webswinging on a shoestring. (rolhirst)

Well they made Clerks for $37,000 so just imagine how goodt his will be (seatzie)

Spiderman... premiering Jan 2012 at Sundance (SujoySingha)

Spiderman 4 (for the price of one) (alnap)

Our absolute favourites were these...

The Somewhat Less Amazing Spider-Man (IIIWIlliamX)

Spider-Man 4, Directed by Ted Raimi (hollywoodron)

Spider-Man 4: The Quest For Peace (hollywoodron, thechubbyhubby and lon3w0lf)

Spiderman 4: Peter, parked (nonchaloir)

SpiderMan 4: With great power comes great responsibility your home may be at risk (ChrisDWilliams)

Spider-Man vs. Mega-Shark. (Lon3w0lf)

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever the budget can! (jenelk)

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spider can afford (robvickers)

Arachnid Man: Cuz Rights are expensive.(LaurenceJack)

spins a web any size, when he opens his wallet, out come flies, look out for the producers of spiderman.... (cynicalmonkey)

With *some* power comes marginally less responsibility (stuartctaylor)

"Wallcrawl for bugger all!" (rolhirst)

Spiderman 4 for a pound (alnap)

CrustaceanMan. Because 6 legs are cheaper than 8 (simonfishley)

The Amazing (ish) Spiderman (stuartctaylor)

We're giving a prize to Lon3w0lf, who came up with loads of these (send us a mail and we'll get you a prize!). And we love that Mega Shark one a lot. We'll be doing another prize Twitter quiz again soon, so keep an eye on our feed at @denofgeek....

 

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Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By moakle 1 January 22, 2010 09:18:10 AM

Surely my Spider-man 4: Now with an Incy Wincy budget was worth a nod? :)

Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By jamesfx 1 January 22, 2010 10:31:25 AM

This reboot is for a younger audience... and what do younger audiences like except for Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers and High School Musical? Dancing and singing competitions where competitors are voted out by the audience, preferably with Simon Cowell. In my plot for the new Spiderman movie, the Jonas Brothers play Peter, Parker and Paul Jonas. They are the coolest kids at school... until the evil Octavia "Doc O" Otto (played by Miley Cyrus) shows up and steals their spot on the high school dancing team with the aid of her cybernetic extra arms which allows her to bust moves "too dope" for the J-Bros to copy. I've not worked out the spider angle yet but I'll make this movie for under $80 million (US).

Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By ChrisH 1 January 22, 2010 06:12:10 PM

Damn, I missed this! 'Spiderman 4: Bitten by an unradioactive spider....'

Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By atheistgirl 1 January 22, 2010 07:40:37 PM

@ ChrisH...Didn't that happen in the first film?

Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By atheistgirl 1 January 22, 2010 07:43:31 PM

I think I like 'Spiderman: Sponsored by Easyjet' best.

Re: Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
Posted By Nocturne 1 January 26, 2010 12:22:06 PM

Damn missed this one too. Spiderman vs Predator Spiderman 4 - Now featuring 35% more re-used footage. (Aka-The Golan Globus Edition)
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