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Lots of taglines for Sony’s low-cost Spider-Man reboot
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Yesterday, we challenged you to come up with taglines for Sony's bargain-basement Spider-Man reboot. Heck, you did us proud...
Published on Jan 21, 2010
Yesterday, we set our mighty band of Twitter followers a challenge. Given that Sony had decided to trim the budget of its rebooted Spider-Man down to a very modest (by comparison to other big blockbusters) $80m, what kind of tagline would a bargain basement Spidey film require? We did the only logical thing and asked you.
These ones we really liked (and sorry if we missed anyone out!):
Spider-Man 4 - See 25% More When You Gift Aid. (hardluck_hotel)
I think they spent more than $80 million on Spider-Man The Ride, so Spider-Man The Ride: The Movie (hollywoodron)
Spider-Man's Day Off (hollywoodron)
Spider-Man: Goblins (Re: Troll II) (Lon3w0lf)
Spiderman: Sponsored by Easyjet (summerteeth18)
Spider-Man4Gold: Where getting CASH for your broken and unwanted superhero franchise has never been easier! (v_for_vienetta)
Spider-Cash4Gold (davidwhittam)
Spider-Spam: Online Pharmacy V1AGR4 4 Less. (Lon3w0lf)
Spider-Man 4: With Great Power Comes Greater APR (Lon3w0lf)
Spider-Man 4: Aunt May Adventures. (Lon3w0lf)
Spiderman 4 minutes (BoxRoom)
Spider-man 4: Not underlit, noir! (stkaye)
Spilight (ChrisDWelsh)
Spiderman 4: With great power comes an overdraft. (JudgeJoey)
Spider Man Prequel: Peter Parker solves conventional crimes in the usual ways (stkaye)
Tarantula-Man: Because Disney own the Licence (pandorasinbox)
Spiderman 4: Sponsored by Sony, Microsoft, Subway, Orange, Ford, Barclays, McDonalds, HP, Apple, Shell... (JudgeJoey)
Slumdog Spider-Man (Lon3w0lf)
Spiderman 4: Spidey & the Big Issue (FallenAngel2106)
Your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman is being outsourced to a cheaper area (paul_ie86)
Spider-Man 4 Hire.(Lon3w0lf)
Spiderman: some of us thought Roger Corman did a good job with the Fantastic Four (stuartctaylor)
Spiderman 4: superhero for hire, available for parties, mall openings, barmitzvahs and hen parties (FallenAngel2106)
Webswinging on a shoestring. (rolhirst)
Well they made Clerks for $37,000 so just imagine how goodt his will be (seatzie)
Spiderman... premiering Jan 2012 at Sundance (SujoySingha)
Spiderman 4 (for the price of one) (alnap)
Our absolute favourites were these...
The Somewhat Less Amazing Spider-Man (IIIWIlliamX)
Spider-Man 4, Directed by Ted Raimi (hollywoodron)
Spider-Man 4: The Quest For Peace (hollywoodron, thechubbyhubby and lon3w0lf)
Spiderman 4: Peter, parked (nonchaloir)
SpiderMan 4: With great power comes great responsibility your home may be at risk (ChrisDWilliams)
Spider-Man vs. Mega-Shark. (Lon3w0lf)
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever the budget can! (jenelk)
Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a Spider can afford (robvickers)
Arachnid Man: Cuz Rights are expensive.(LaurenceJack)
spins a web any size, when he opens his wallet, out come flies, look out for the producers of spiderman.... (cynicalmonkey)
With *some* power comes marginally less responsibility (stuartctaylor)
"Wallcrawl for bugger all!" (rolhirst)
Spiderman 4 for a pound (alnap)
CrustaceanMan. Because 6 legs are cheaper than 8 (simonfishley)
The Amazing (ish) Spiderman (stuartctaylor)
We're giving a prize to Lon3w0lf, who came up with loads of these (send us a mail and we'll get you a prize!). And we love that Mega Shark one a lot. We'll be doing another prize Twitter quiz again soon, so keep an eye on our feed at @denofgeek....
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