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The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...

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Before Avatar gets its DVD or Blu-ray release, it may be a good idea to get the children around the dinner table and have ‘the talk'

One or two Avatar spoilers here, as James wants to have a chat with you about sex. Hope you don't mind.

Published on Jan 15, 2010

Avatar is an immense cinematic achievement, but ever since it entered the public domain people have been quick to dismiss James Cameron's monumental movie as unoriginal. Some critics have seen it as a motion-capture remake of Aliens. Others have observed that it's essentially Disney's Pocahontas with blue alien people.  When Pocahontas is being held up as a credible piece of creative work, something is clearly wrong.

Anyway, Avatar is a milestone moment because of its special effects and not because of its 'outsider-becomes-insider-and-leads-natives'-fight-against-evil-invaders' plot. Whether people like it or not, they're going to have to face the truth that this film will leave a lasting mark in cinema history and also, I reckon, in society beyond the screen.

Avatar makes us confront some pretty huge issues that humanity is going to have to grapple with at some point if the future turns out to bring intergalactic communications with other lifeforms. Where Avatar is a really groundbreaking piece of work is not in the motion-captured 3D spectacle, but in the exploration of interstellar relations. Indeed, James Cameron's epic explores close encounters of a new kind, breaking a tremendous taboo in the process.

Admittedly, when ‘young, dumb and full of cum' male marine Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) gets intimate with the beautiful native Neytiri (played by Zoe Saldaña) he's in his Na'vi avatar form and therefore not engaging in interspecies intercourse in the flesh. Despite this, the scenario poses huge questions for horny teenagers, psychiatrists and dirty old men the world over. Are we saying that it's now alright to lust after an extra-terrestrial creature? Have we crossed a threshold and found ourselves in a whole new cosmic realm of sexual liberation?

Because you can't apparently evaluate Avatar without noting its lack of originality or strands of dumb dialogue, I have to pause for a moment to point out that the movie isn't the first to broach the subject of human-alien sex. Luc Besson's The Fifth Element, for one, had Milla Jovovich's orange-haired Leeloo falling in love with Bruce Willis's Korben Dallas, climaxing in an obligatory resolution in the only scene Jean-Paul Gaultier didn't have to provide costumes for.

I'd say that we can rate The Fifth Element as a bold, progressive film for hinting at the developing relationship between the human Dallas and the non-human Leeloo (I'm not sure what she is, so let's just label her ‘orange elemental extra-terrestrial erotic being'). That's just lip-service, though, and Avatar is far more ambitious in its exploration of great unknowns. Cameron's vision eclipses all others who've dipped their tentacles into such murky subject matter by not only opening the can of worms that is coitus with alien humanoids, but also biological symbiosis with extra-terrestrial animals as well.

Observe the way the Na'vi interact with the natural world around them, and then imagine the blue beings struggling to defend themselves in a court of law against charges of bestiality and mistreatment of animals. On the planet Pandora, when the Na'vi ride their beasts of burden they form a physical and mental bond with them; different species are anatomically joined, both one with greater natural order and the Universe around. At least you can see it in those New Age terms or call it abnormal interaction with animals. The way in which Na'vi warriors claim their Ikran (flying mountain banshee) by dominating it and authoritatively insert their ponytail into its body as a rite-of-passage could be interpreted as inter-species rape. Avatar is taking concerned moral guardian-types into unsettling places. No one ever molested a racoon in Pocahontas.

The same goes for the fusing with the trees, ground and other assorted flora of Pandora when the indigenous population plug into the planet. Is this spiritual harmony with Mother Nature or is this unhealthy plant fetishism and disturbed objectum sexual obsession?

The talking tree in Pocahontas never went further than wise advice and polite conversation. The trees in Avatar, however, can send you into a state of near-orgasmic bliss. So many centuries of repression and conditioning in ‘correct' behaviour and thought are being eroded by a mainstream blockbuster movie. Where so many hippies were dismissed as stoned superfreaks and many others were manhandled into a straight-jacket and locked away from ‘rational' society, Avatar appears to have broken through the resistance. Whether you like it or not, these tree-hugging, free-loving ideals are both right on and the way of the future.

The movies have always made us face up to inconvenient or uneasy truths. "Your mother is going to die and there's nothing you can do about it!" screams Bambi. "The entire fate of the world is in the hands of an exclusive bunch of deranged, disturbed imbeciles, and there's nothing you can do about it!" howls Dr. Strangelove. "You're going to go through horrifying puberty and become a hormonal psycho, and there's nothing you can do about it!" cackles Carrie. Who said watching films was escapism? These flicks are shoving the unnerving actuality right down our collective throat.

Avatar is simply burrowing further beneath the sheets and exposing the uncomfortable aspects of society's speculative sexual future that people have been politely trying to ignore. There's no escaping the intergalactic interspecies conundrum now. If Chewbacca and Princess Leia had a baby, would it have furry feet? Do androids dream of electric sheep, and, if so, does C-3PO have sexual fantasies about R2-D2? These are the sorts of questions that the Space Age is slinging at us, so we might as well get over the embarrassment and start dealing with them now before we end up with huge problems (discrimination against hybrid offspring, angry fundamentalist abstinence movements, censorship on spacey-pornography, etc.).

Before Avatar gets its DVD or Blu-ray release, it may be a good idea to get the children around the dinner table and have ‘the talk'. Get a funny-shaped cactus and tell them they don't need to be ashamed if they find it stimulating. Show them pictures of E.T. and ask them if he makes them feel peculiar. Explain that Spock's mummy and daddy loved each other very much even though one of them was a Vulcan and the other one wasn't. These are bold new frontiers, I know, but try not to blush and, remember: it's only natural...

James' previous column can be found here.

 

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Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 15, 2010 10:23:29 AM

Me and mt clementine both agreed that we found the blue people strangely attractive and the other half actually will go on record saying he thinks sigourney weaver is fitter as an alien.Oh and by the way some poor panicing third year film student is gonna read this and think i don't have an idea for a dissertation... BINGO. Good Read and i'm sorry Mila Jovovich orange hair or not is fit she could have 8 arms and still be fit i think someone is trying to confuse us.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By Nocturne 1 January 15, 2010 11:11:55 AM

So does this make the Xenomorph from Aliens a form of intergalactic STD ?

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 15, 2010 12:36:42 PM

i would go with yes!! yes it does.And the death star is in actual fact a large GUM clinic thats why Darth vador always wears gloves.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By Nocturne 1 January 15, 2010 01:10:49 PM

It all makes sense now, so his helmet is also a sci-fi surgical mask too. I'm guessing it performs abortions too which would make the rebel alliance "pro-life"

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 15, 2010 01:46:58 PM

Well Mark Hamill does look like a god botherer so maybe were onto something.Maybe all sci fi films have an underlying political theme i believe i read somewhere that battlestar Galactica is really about legalising prostitution.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By Nocturne 1 January 15, 2010 03:54:42 PM

Well apparantly it did look to Blade Runner for inspiration and Pris was a pleasure model.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By Marshall 1 January 16, 2010 01:01:50 PM

This is old news. What about Tony Shaloub getting busy with Missy Pyle's alien octopus thing in Galaxy Quest?

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By MarvMarble 1 January 17, 2010 07:28:43 AM

Leeloo is human. More or less. Just... you know... with add ons. (She's genetically engineered super-strength and that weapon activation thing in other words but she's not really a n alien. ) Not that that was the main point of the review. Spock's parents are probably a better example. Torres from Star Trek: Voyager too.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By VulcanVetran666 1 January 17, 2010 09:39:54 AM

Anybody who has a attraction to the Na'vi is a complete freak! Well I suppose it's OK if you have one of those tentacle-like things on the end of your dreadlocks.....

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 18, 2010 08:51:00 AM

Thanks for that vetran !!! now run along and watch your star trek dvd's theres a good boy...

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By Nocturne 1 January 18, 2010 12:03:03 PM

It is especially ironic that someone with Vulcan in their username would say thats freaky considering the circumstances regarding the conception of Spock.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 18, 2010 03:21:53 PM

He obviously doesn't have a problem with humanoid shape varience considering he likes the pointy ears, i think it may be a problem with colour, perhaps he is turned off by the idea of a woman inserting bits of her anatomy into him, which i kind of understand.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By TimmyP 1 January 18, 2010 08:26:35 PM

And what about the film Alien Nation all the way back in 1988? The interspecies thing came up a bit there and even more so in the (thankfully) short-lived TV series that followed. Oh, and then V back in 1983...

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By clementine 1 January 19, 2010 10:26:54 AM

i think were all forgetting about Howard the duck now that was creepy.

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By capt_1ntens0 1 January 27, 2010 05:51:35 PM

Everyone seems to miss the intergalactic shagfest that were the Species films- OK they didn't KNOW they were sleeping with an alien but it still counts!

Re: The James Clayton Column: It’s sex, Jim, but not as we know it...
Posted By capt_1ntens0 1 January 27, 2010 05:53:48 PM

Great article though James- does pose some interesting thoughts for the future. Will bisexual really cover it any more if you like a bit of everything? I think Capt Jack is described as pansexual, maybe that covers it? I can see it now, xenosexual Pride marches, X.E.N.O. clubs with wild nights of debauchery...
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