Wait a minute, do they actually have a writer for this crap? Damn...

writer? not quite script reads like this. EXT a beach at sunset megan fox is looking hot as camera moves teases over her barely covered body. shia is drooling and babbling about commitment. FOX oh shush you silly man no one is listening to what you are saying they are drooling over me and watching the cgi wankfest. SHIA Will you marry me? As he asks a sneaky deceptican that will only be named in the credits steals the ring. 20 minutes of chasing ensues when bumblebee rolls up. BUMBLEBEE weeeoiiaaar SHIA OH for fucks sake speak up you muppet. OPTIMUS He cant I removed his vocals because he kept singing black eyed peas songs. The ring the decepticon stole was an ancient artifact from cybertron that will doom the earth!!!!! SHIA say what now? 30 minutes of random dick and fart gags followed by an hour of explosions and cgi wankery. Oh and sunsets.

Please god no haven't we suffered enough!!!!

Writer? We don't need no stinkin' writer.

Unicron... they should fight Unicron then let that be the end of Michael Bay's filming of Transformers. He's done enough damage with RotF.

The only reason people will watch this film is because Megan Fox is in it.