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Blair Witch: A Decade On

Jenny Sanders


Jenny recalls the time 10 years ago when The Blair Witch Project really got under her skin. But why did it work so well?

Published on Oct 30, 2009

I was in my first month at University when The Blair Witch Project came out. We avoided the first few nights and went a week after opening, shockingly relinquishing the £1.95 student night in favour of booking tickets. We were right to do so - it turned out we wouldn't have got in for weeks just turning up - but the hike in admission was unprecedented for cheapskates like us who were already brandishing our Snapfaxes with pride to knock a pound off.

There was a perhaps understandable trepidation. It didn't help that one of the party was still harbouring a grudge over having to watch The Haunting a week previously, having turned up for a screening of Go which turned out to be full. She was instead dragged into a horror film whilst screaming, "I do don't do horror films!" (The Haunting, of course turned out to be anything but horrific, but the same principle applied).

We pitched up at the Oxford Road Odeon at a time we felt to be unnecessarily early. Everyone else had got there first. Our seats were towards the very back, in a dark corner, which nobody was happy to be in. There was an overriding feeling that someone, or something, might sneak up behind us and cause a Scream 2-type moment despite the physical impossibility of them needing to walk through a wall to do it. The position was almost identical to where I'd been in the audience for The Woman In Black, making me convinced beyond all reasonable doubt that there would be loud scream right in my ear at some point in the proceedings. It was all very unsettling.

There was little to report during the film itself, other than a somewhat unusual lack of talking, ringtones and Mr Witty-Student giving a running commentary of every movement (the gasp of "IT'S A NOSE!" was collective). The fun started afterwards.

We all made our way out of the cinema and back onto the road to walk home. We didn't speak to each other for several moments. When we did, the score read:

Blasé nonchalance: 1

Pretending not to be absolutely flippin' petrified: 3

Somewhat amazingly, the 25% seemingly unaffected by the whole experience turned out to be the one person who had promised unreservedly that she would be found cowering under the seat when the lights came up. Instead, she was the one person not to be found furtively looking over her shoulder even though we were in a busy, well-lit area and there's no such thing as the Blair Witch anyway (and if there was it wouldn't be on Oxford bloody Road, would it? And would you please stop grabbing onto me like that before I deck you?).

The next day we were forced to reconvene at the kitchen table in our hall of residence to make some telling confessions. One person had spent the night dreaming about being chased. Another had woken up at 3am believing there was someone in her room. I had spent pretty much the whole afternoon glued to the Internet trying to put all the pieces together - and the other two wanted to know about it. Pretending we hadn't been affected wasn't going to cut it any more.

I believe that The Blair Witch Project is the only film to this day that I have gone out and bought on video immediately on full-price release. Yet, here's the thing - I could not bring myself to watch it. And when I could bring myself to watch it, I couldn't really bring myself to watch it. I put the tape in the player and turned the TV on, but that's where my involvement mostly ended. I think I looked up occasionally, the rest of the time I was telling myself that doing anything else at the same time constituted watching the film and congratulating myself on my bravery for managing to put myself through it again. What I was actually doing, of course, was being a total wuss-face.

There is something very strange about Blair Witch - you never actually see anything. At all. It's not a Paranormal Activity type of ‘seeing nothing', where you might not actually see what's banging the door and moving the sheets but you sure as hell see the result. You quite literally see nothing. The biggest ‘action' is some kids finding some rocks. Oh, and a tent shakes.

It begs the question, what were we so afraid of? And why would this not fade during a repeat viewing, when any worries about jump-scares or disturbing imagery been abated (and, for those convinced, when all the alleged ‘truth' had been debunked)?

There is only one answer: we were afraid of nothing. Because there was nothing to fear but fear itself. And that's why this film really impressed me, and continues to impress me ten years on. Why waste money on CGI effects, fake blood and ever-more-revolting torture devices when you can spend bugger-all and have me shrinking into my sofa?

Less is more. And nothing, it seems, is everything.

 

 

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Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By BigH 1 October 30, 2009 09:38:41 AM

I smiled when I read the article because quite the same thing happened to me. When a friend of mine and me left the cinema we didn't talk until we sat in the car with the doors well locked. We were just to shocked. And later on I bought the DVD because I genuinely love the way "Blair Witch Project" scared me. But to date I watched the DVD not even once. I'm still too scared...

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By Wolfman 1 October 30, 2009 12:40:38 PM

I must be the 1 out of the 4 then because after all the hype I also went to watch it while at uni as part of an all nighter horror fest. And Blair Witch was the worst film there and left me just bored. Im normaly horrendously scared by horror flicks (a fact which my girlfriend loves tormenting me with) but I found blair witch was just simply lacking.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By Geekette 1 October 30, 2009 01:00:22 PM

I think the Blair Witch experience was completely dependent on how much of the hype you were exposed to before seeing it - and how closely you looked into its claims. ;c)

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By Overfiend 1 October 30, 2009 02:44:08 PM

This is still one of the few films that leaves me feeling very uneasy after viewing, and I'm still not sure why. I can't see how people could say it's boring or not scary, I think maybe they're not putting the effort in. This film isn't one you sit back and watch passivley, you have to use your imagination. When you know what certain things represent, you don't need to see the meat between the bones, you can dream it up yourself. The most chilling moment for me will always be the ending, with Mike facing the wall, because we've been told what that means, and yet there's nobody else in the room with him ... The little bundle full of gore also looked like that guy's tongue and teeth had been torn out, and yet you hear him (or is it him?) screaming in the woods ... how could stuff like that NOT scare people? It's brilliant.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By Geordie2004 1 October 30, 2009 03:52:48 PM

It scared the pants off me the first time I saw it, I won't lie. But it had no effect on me whatsoever after every other viewing, really. Not in a scares sense, anyway. A personal question if I may, Jenny... Whereabouts did you go for uni? It wasn't in Manchester by any chance, was it?

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By Footnote75 1 October 30, 2009 04:29:05 PM

Aye, a graduate of the University of Manchester (as was) and a postgraduate of Manchester Met!

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By mark-reed 1 October 30, 2009 07:02:14 PM

It's not that scary - if you look closely, the end is just a man taking a wee!

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By cress 1 October 31, 2009 10:20:55 PM

Funny, I was thinking about this film at work today. I still don't know why I find this film effective. For a simple concept, it was executed brilliantly. NO music. No loud noises after a long silence. None of the traditional ways filmmakers use to make people jump. It set up the history of the Blair Witch in the beginning nicely. Then off to the woods. Tents shake, missing campers scream at night in dark night. Little things, but effective.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By cress 1 October 31, 2009 10:26:53 PM

"Tents shake, missing campers scream at night in dark night." Sorry for that--my proofreading side mentally checked out for a moment.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By hristinho18 1 November 1, 2009 09:36:34 AM

Still a fave. I divide all humanity into BWP people and wankers.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By monomatt 1 November 1, 2009 09:56:37 PM

Blair Witch scared the shite out of me! I think it works because it lets your imagination do the work, which is far scarier than some unconvincing CGI. I can't understand how people DON'T find it scary are these people robots? do they not have feelings. The whole film is tense and the tension is slowly increased until breaking point, how can people not be affected by this. bizarre. Anyway in my opinion it's one the best films of the last 10 years.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By DonWilco 1 November 2, 2009 10:31:11 AM

I wished I had watched it before I was sucked in with all the hype, sadly I didn't find it scary. I went to the pictures expecting great things! I have made a point of not slating it though, I can appreciate the film on merit.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By clementine 1 November 2, 2009 01:31:18 PM

i have a stupidly over active imagination i am terrified of the dark and i thought the idea of blair witch was scary enough but when i actually got round to watching it i wasn't all that scared which was dissapointing i tried and failed to get into it, something about the story just didnt click for me, but as above i think you have to apprecitae it for what it is incredibly low budget and made a shit load of money and if it scares some people as much as your all saying then how can it be a bad thing.

Re: Blair Witch: A Decade On
Posted By cress 1 November 2, 2009 06:48:10 PM

According to some websites, the success of "Paranormal Craptivity" may influence whether Blair Witch 3 is greenlit. It would ignore the lame part 2, and would be a direct sequel to the events of the first film. Both creators of the first film have penned a new script. It is up to the studio now.
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