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Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?

Robert McLaughlin


Rob tries to figure out why there has never been a serious movie or TV show made about one of recent history's most enigmatic figures...

Published on Aug 5, 2009

A man of many names, Aleister Crowley through his life was know as the ‘magus', ‘the guru' ‘and also the ‘The Wickedest Man In the World'. He has been parodied as Hugo Rune by Robert Rankin, had Alan Moore devote entire comics to his deck of tarot cards (Promoethea), had Ozzy Osbourne singing his praises, and even appeared on a Beatles album cover (Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band). Aleister Crowley was a man that certainly people have heard of but probably know very little about.

Although a movie was recently released called Chemical Wedding, that had Crowley as the main protagonist (written by Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson no less), the film was a B-movie affair at best and, for all the gratuity, along with Simon Callow and John Shrapnel's hamming, it did not really do the character of Crowley any favours, failing to appease both the mainstream and ‘geek' audience. However, there is a great deal that could be developed to make the character appeal to those looking for an alternative to the underwhelming blockbusters of this summer or the drab dramas currently churned out on ITV and BBC.

Born in Leamington Spa in 1875 and dying penniless and destitute in a Hastings boarding house in 1947, Aleister Crowley, through his eventful life, was a world class chess player, renowned hedonist, mountaineer and, rumour has it, even a spy. While these things alone would make for a compelling movie (well, maybe not the chess bit), it's his dabbling in magic and the world of mysteries, myths and monsters that would make for a prefect narrative hook that could appeal to a wide television or film market.

Like many controversial historical figures, Crowley was both hated and adored in equal measure. A supposed child genius, Crowley used his parents' wealth to explore the globe, visiting India and the Far East, absorbing knowledge and indulging in all manner of pleasures (both legal and illegal) that these countries had to offer.

Returning to the UK to spread (to quote Ringo Starr) "Peace and Love", Crowley was perceived as being a trouble-maker for both the gentry and the church. On the positive side he opened up channels that allowed many for the first time to express their own sexuality freely and to be freed of certain strict social contexts (remember his ‘rock and roll years' were at the turn of the 19th to 20th century when many things were frowned upon), again to the disgust of the ruling classes.

Crowley used his travels to create numerous works based on other religions, belief systems and teachings, and amalgamated them into what is known as ‘Thelema', writing down his thoughts, musings and processes of magic in The Book Of The Law. He created an aura of ‘magic' that enticed the movers and shakers of the time, infatuated pop stars and musicians, and influenced 101 heavy metal tracks. 

As mentioned above, Crowley was, during his lifetime hated and liked in equal measure, with the negative aspects also providing some of the more interesting, if a little drug-addled, controversial elements to his life. Crowley instigated his teachings in numerous cults including the Golden Dawn and Ordo Templi Orientis, both of which had dubious and morally wrong elements to them, and both which would make fascinating viewing if put on screen. And while some elements may have need of an 18 certificate, it could make for an interesting movie.

Living a decadent lifestyle that would make even the most party-hardened celebs of today blush, Crowley's exploits have been chronicled numerous times. His magic, lifestyle, and experimentation has been cogitated, commented on and dissected in many books, but a definitive televised or cinematic piece has yet to provide a decent portrayal of his life and character.

A show or movie could go in any direction. A straight biographical tale would hold enough action, adventure and compelling storyline to hold an audience's interest. A structure like Interview With A Vampire comes to mind where, in his dying forlorn days, a interviewer tracks down Crowley to his final resting place in Hastings where, to get his story, he interviews the dying penniless former cult leader and the viewers get a ‘factual' account of his life (with the odd embellishment for good measure).

Or, of course, there could be a movie played out in a more metaphysical way with a focus on, not the man himself, but rather the spiritual and mythical elements of his story. From supposedly summoning demons to taunt his rivals to trying to raise the Loch Ness monster, there are numerous far-fetched tales on which to hang a good strong script that could tackle tarot, magic and such.

Whatever a screenwriter thought to tackle there is enough material out there, both genuine and less easy to prove, on which a screenplay could be developed. Taking the concept further (and doing my own casting call), seeing a leading man like Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr as the charismatic young Crowley or even Gary Oldman or Geoffrey Rush (or even Stephen Fry) as an older Crowley  would have people intrigued.

A rock and roll lifestyle before rock and roll existed, a period setting, the world of the strange, unusual, exotic locations and even a hint of debauchery are all the elements usually needed to make a good solid movie.

So then, Sony, Paramount, Universal (and even the BBC), do a bit of digging, see what's there and let's see Mr Crowley on the big screen.

 

 

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Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By Skink 1 August 5, 2009 12:25:27 PM

Curious. I've written a screenplay which features Crowley quite prominently. Getting it made is proving to be a devilishly slow process, though. It's actually a biopic of Austin Spare (the London artist and occultist) so naturally Crowley has his part to play in the story. You have to remember that Crowley was a notorious self-publicist, so I'd take any biopic of him with a pinch of salt...

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By DohBama 1 August 5, 2009 12:51:59 PM

If a screenplay is ever written about this guy, who is a fascinating git, I hope a scene depicting the lasting effects of this madmans interests is written featuring L Ron Hubbard and the time he spent with Jack Parsons, for historical perspective.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By susanholmes418 1 August 5, 2009 06:14:44 PM

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the of Law. The simplest answer to the question in your little article's headline is that most of the information presented in the popular media about Aleister Crowley is wildly inaccurate, hence, No Good. Your little article is a perfect example of this. For example, Crowley never claimed authorship of Liber AL vel Legis - the book of the law. Far from containing his "musings" on the subjects you mention, the text was dictated to him in Cairo by a being he called Aiwass. In fact, he found much of the text abhorrent and struggled with it, especially the third chapter, for much of his life. Whether you believe him or not, he always stuck to that story, and the idea that it contained his own ideas would be astonishly out of place in a biographical film. The merest gesture towards research would have yielded this for you. Referring to Crowley as a "dabbler" in magick and mysticism is as silly as saying Leonardo DaVinci like to jot down the odd doodle. His works on the subject were prolific, and are considered by serious magicians to be classics of the Art. He dedicated his entire life to the practice of magick and the promulgation of the law of Thelema - hardly a "dabbler." Again, the barest effort on your part could have avoided this glaring mistatement. Something even simpler - while an issue of Promethea was dedicated to the Tarot, and included a running story by Crowley in the margin, the deck was not the deck designed by him. The briefest glance at the comic book and Crowley's tarot deck would have shown you this. And "dying, forlorn days?!?" While Crowley was quite poor at the end of his life, he was hardly "forlorn." Much of his best writing came in the last years of his life - witness "Magick Without Tears" and the "Book of Thoth." Far from being a 'former cult leader' he was still the Outer Head of the OTO, still taking students, still giving lectures, still travelling, and generally still doing all of the things that have made him such a captivating figure. Once again, had you bothered to do any investigation whatsoever you could have avoided appearing so foolish. Another inaccuracy - while he was a member of the golden dawn, it was long before the reception of the Book of the Law. He had no "teachings" to "instigate" at that time. Research. Investigation. Rigor. Try them. Finally, as a member of Society Ordo Templi Orientis, I take deep exception to your characterization of us. We are not a cult, we are not dubious, and our morality is our own. Who the hell do you think you are? In your future writings I believe it would be in your best interest to actually research the subject you attempt to present. Anyone familiar with any of Crowley's works - or his life - will see your little article for the fradulent hack that it is. Love is the law, love under will. Susan Holmes

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By Robmac 1 August 6, 2009 08:05:30 AM

Blimey - I only said he was interesting and would make for a good telly show. Thanks for the information Susan, I must profess I am not an expert (which is seems you are) on Crowley, I have some ideas who he is and what he did and even mention he was both adored and disliked in equal measure whether this polar reaction is from ignorance or fanatiasism is for minds bigger than mine to comtemplate. I comment on television, films and comics, I am not a expert in Magik and do not see myself as fraudulent hack as I did not at any point mention that I am an expert, commentator or sage in all Crowley based workings, this is mearly a lighthearted article to state that a film or television series would be a good way to enlighten people (myself included) about what he did and the circles in which moved in.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By Robmac 1 August 6, 2009 08:06:00 AM

...and Chemical Wedding is rubbish.. that I am sure of

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By capt_1ntens0 1 August 6, 2009 12:43:49 PM

susanholmes, calm down there warlock, I'm sure robmac meant no harm and besides we're all adults right? We all know magic doesn't really exist right? *ducks for cover* Good piece I thought Robmac- I know very little about this fella. I thought he was the father of Satanism so shows what I know. He sounds like a bit of a cad. Him and de Sade should have hooked up- the Facebook pics would have been mental! I think a show based on this guy would be well worth a watch.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By geekygirlUK 1 August 7, 2009 09:09:39 AM

Jeez Susan, this is a geek site, not a serious discussion of the detailed life of Crowley. If you had read the article with a slightly less biased eye you would have realised that Robmac was essentially saying that the legend of Crowley that looms large, and that this provides a perfect storyline for a great geek movie. And while you may be a happy member of Society Ordo Templi Orientis, from the outside many of these organisations appear cultish. I'm sure the Roman Catholic church don't consider themselves a cult - I do though. From the outside, anything that includes rituals and chanting is going to be viewed as a cult. Although, given your reaction, maybe the reason a good movie hasn't been made is because devotees cursed them for not being accurate enough.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By James-Clayton 1 August 7, 2009 02:05:26 PM

Nice article Rob and you've got a good point. Crowley deserves a good biopic and there's more than enough - both in truth and legend - to treat the enigmatic man to a TV or film adaptation.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By twosheds 1 August 7, 2009 04:53:18 PM

I love Chemical Wedding - it's the film new Hammer should have made!

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By FemNoir 1 August 8, 2009 08:02:04 AM

It excites me to think of Gary Oldman in any movie. I would watch a movie about Crowley. I'd like to know more about him.

Re: Why hasn’t there ever been a good Aleister Crowley movie?
Posted By BobWestal 1 August 10, 2009 12:53:53 AM

A long time ago, after reading both a biography of screwball comedy legend Preston Sturges and Colin Wilson's terrific book, "The Occult," I had one of those amazing moments of putting two and two together from different and seemingly unrelated sources that occasionally happens when you do research (though I'm sure SusanHolmes would scoff at me, too!). Anyhow, in discussing Crowley's practice of "sex magicks," Colin Wilson mentioned that one of his partners in these experiments was the wealthy cosmetics entrepreneur, Mary D'este. Wilson was not a film geek, so he didn't make the connection, I guess, that Mary D'este Sturges was, yes, the mother of Preston Sturges, writer/director of "Sullivan's Travels," "The Lady Eve," "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek," etc., who was busy dragging young Preston around Europe as she followed her best friend, legendary dancer Isadora Duncan. At the time, I thought it would make a great episode of the just canceled "Young Indiana Jones". (Young Indiana could befriend young Sturges, whose mom is messing around with the sinister Crowley, etc. He'd meet Duncan...who'd maybe try to seduce him -- or succeed if the censors allowed it, etc.) I still think there's probably a movie or something in there someplace.
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