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10 things we want from the next Star Trek film

Mark Pickavance


As Paramount gears up for its next Star Trek film, here's our wishlist of what we'd like to see...

Published on Jun 25, 2009

With the success of Star Trek, Paramount is gearing up for another one soon. Here are our ideas for what we'd like to see in the second outing of the franchise reboot.

1. Klingons
Yep, we need some rugby-ball heads in their numerous D7 class cruisers and Birds-of-Prey, wielding their Bat'leth with one hand and a bowl of fresh qagh in the other. Maybe it's time for Kirk to knock heads with Kang, Koloth, and Kor. Personally, I'd love to see a Red October-style narrative where Kirk is forced to hunt down a rogue Klingon who wants to make peace with the Federation.

2. Transporter malfunctions
Not just the ones that turn people inside-out, but the cool variety that result in unintentional duplicates or materialising into the parallel dark universe populated with evil Kirk, Spock and Bones. Transporting people into sold objects, deep space and trapping them in the memory buffer can also be entertaining.

3. Harcourt Fenton "Harry" Mudd
This archetypal conman (played by Roger C. Carmel, pictured) appeared twice in the original TV series, and he's fertile territory to revisit. The choices for who might play such a rich character are numerous. Jack Black has been mentioned already, but I'd like to see Bill Murray or John Lithgow (inset).

4. The Guardian of Forever
This is the mechanism that is at the centre of the City At The Edge Of Forever episode, where images of the past (and future) appear and, when you jump through the ring, you can travel to any point in time. Yes, the first movie had time travel, but it's at the heart of science fiction. As an alternative to the slingshot around the sun, this could be a more interesting option.

5. Khan Noonien Singh
The genetically-engineered warrior from the Eugenics Wars is probably Kirk's greatest nemesis, when he defrosts this sociopath when he encounters his ship, Botany Bay. Sadly, Ricardo Montalban (pictured) is no longer with us, so who would play this charming monster? That's a difficult one, although Antonio Banderas (inset) does spring to mind for some curious reason.

6. Nazis
No, seriously. A planet where the inhabitants are prohibition gangsters, or Nazis or Greek gods, or maybe all three. Or perhaps we need to move the concept along a little and find the planet of punks, or a society built on the song Stand By Your Man by Tammy Wynette, or Marvel comic characters. Or the best idea: a society built on a sixties TV series they intercepted from Earth! But which one?

7. The Tholians
The Enterprise is a powerful ship, but an encounter with these crystalline creatures could seriously damage it. Not only do they make cute dolphin-like sounds, but their ‘web' technology is ripe for some cool visuals. Bring on the two-armed, six-legged foes and let them taste the anguish of a full photon spread.

8. Anti-matter implosions
I loved the first movie but Warp 4? Please! We need more power, more acceleration and a top speed in excess of Warp 7. We want controlled anti-matter implosions, where the Enterprise takes off like the devil was behind it, and associated high warp side-effects. Inertial dampers go offline and everyone is squashed thinner than a Chinese pancake. I feel the need, the need for speed!

9. Pon farr
On the face of it, the sexual urges of Vulcans might not sound wonderful, but in TOS it once caused Spock to kill Kirk (or at least try). If the associated finger rubbing isn't attractive, then possibly some ritual violence and self-mutilation might be the end result of these mood-modifying cycles.

10. Talos IV
At the end of Star Trek we see Captain Pike in a wheelchair, something we know he could become be in permanently. He needs to go the Talos IV, find the woman of his dreams and the mind-messing Talosians. It's a primitive urge to include them, but one I can't resist.

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Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By roncook 1 June 26, 2009 07:33:46 AM

Women in impossibly short skirts hurling themselves across the bridge (sometimes in a different direction to everyone) would be nice too! :-)

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By roncook 1 June 26, 2009 07:37:00 AM

BTW wouldn't an encounter with the Klingons be with the swathy sash wearing one, rather than the lumpy headed Bill Bailey look-alikes? I suppose that now time has changed, all things are possible, but I thought the mutation thing happened before the events in Star Trek -The Reboot.

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By cordas 1 June 26, 2009 10:09:34 AM

Maybe they could use both types of Klingon, or it could turn out that the mutation was introduced to hide the fact that in fact every Pastie Klingon child was Kirks love child... My only demand is that no matter what happens the truly awful Q never EVER makes an appearance!

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By Jeffrey 1 June 26, 2009 04:07:37 PM

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Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By neozyem 1 June 26, 2009 04:14:30 PM

whales

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By Anyanka 1 June 27, 2009 12:53:31 AM

Christian Slater playing Sulu's alarm clock, and getting yelled at for it.

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By jinste 1 September 11, 2009 03:22:01 PM

No klingons!!!Been done to death you Trekkie losers.No Khan either-wots the point?hes dead after Star Trek 2.Where would the story come from-or go?And in the name of all that is holy-NO MORE TIME TRAVEL!!!Think up new stories featuring new baddies.Mind you,I could live with a Harry Mudd cameo.Its a shame the proposed 3rd series appearance by him was scrapped.And,yeh,-no Q !1No Ferengi or Cardassians either please.And no guest appearances by ex-Trek cast members.Especially that twat Sisko,or-I hope you are listening JJ-the dreaded WESLEY CRUSHER!!!!!!

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By dimes 1 November 23, 2009 08:15:46 PM

One thing I most definitely do not want to see is a revival of Harry Mudd. He was easily the most embarrassing thing Trek ever featured. Khan, Klingons,pon farr, sure, reinterpreted for today's generation of moviegoers. Only, not all in one movie.

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By hammer 1 December 9, 2009 10:06:55 PM

Let's pass on the Nazis too.

Re: 10 things we want from the next Star Trek film
Posted By jinste 1 January 13, 2010 12:25:10 AM

The doomsday machine-a whole fleet of 'em!Failing that,visit the planet where the ape creatures tore the Galileo Seven a new one.Btw,the character of Harry Mudd could be good if done by the right actor-and he was played as a Han Solo type,not the Arthur Daley type as in the 60s original
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