Police Academy 24
It seemed like such a routine day for the calamitous bunch of cops. That was until their latest recruit, Jack Bauer, joined up. It stopped Michael Winslow making those funny noises, and crime, surprisingly, dropped in a third of the time it’d ordinarily take.

Lost in Space
Oceanic flight 815 isn’t actually on an island. It’s drifting through space, with a strange robot for company. Naturally, any episode centred around Jack remains as much fun as smacking your knackers with rusty spanners.  

Chuck Finn
One minute, he’s carrying around the secrets of the world in his head. The next? He’s, er, sold down the river.

The A-Team America
Let’s kill all this talk of a movie or remade TV show altogether, and bring back the original cast of The A-Team, but in puppet form!  

30 Rocky
Behind the scenes comedy as a group of executives and assorted insecure types go about putting together a new Sylvester Stallone film. The episode where they try and convince the public to watch it would be a classic…

Knightmare On Elm Street
Remember that kids’ TV programme, where three pre-pubescents had to guide one of their effectively-blindfolded friends around a computer generated world? Well, wouldn’t it be that bit more threatening, and add some necessary menace, if this concept was transposed into a real life horror movie? Might need to be shown after the watershed, though…

Life On Mars Attacks
This time, it’s Gene Hunt who’s having the trippy dream, and aliens with big green heads quickly cut through his scepticism. Naturally, he quickly convinces said aliens to replace “ack, ack, ack” with “nonce, nonce, nonce”…

The Sarah Connor Chronicles Of Narnia
If it stops the shitty film franchise in its steps, then it’d be money well spent.

Who Wants To Be A Million Dollar Baby
Not many after sitting through that film, we’d wager

Pumping Iron Man
Er, perhaps we’d better stop there…

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