Horrified 'B'-movie victims for sale

Why settle for the memory? Now you can not only relive the horror you felt watching Cloverfield, you can even recreate it (big lobster thingy not included).

From the product page at stupid.com:

"The Horrified B-Movie Victims Playset celebrates the bad acting we've come to expect in horror and monster movies.

Whether it's Mothra swooping down over a huge city, or the Beast With Two Heads terrorizing a small town -- the reactions of the hapless victims are always be the same: A woman will always freeze in horror, clutching the sides of her head in panic. Some frightened guy will always try shooting the behemoth with a pistol. (it never works) Others will try in vain to run away. And of course, the dumb blonde will always stumble to the ground, showing just the right amount of cleavage."

Horrified B-Movie victims at stupid.com