What have they done to Burnout?

Burnout Paradise was supposed to be the next generation of the franchise. So why is Simon sitting at traffic lights?

Simon Brew

"It's the new direction for Burnout, clearly: let's add some hassle."
First things first. This is not a full review of Burnout Paradise. I’m working on that. Instead, it’s an early reaction to the fact that the menu system that held the game together has been dumped, in favour of you have to drive around Paradise City looking for something to do.

What the hell were they thinking?

One of the many joys of the Burnout franchise – and surely it got no better than the still-wonderful Burnout 3? – was that it quickly got you to the action. There was no faffing: you chose what you wanted to do from a menu, got sent straight to it, and if it was going wrong half way through, you started again. A bit of loading time was the compromise, but in the midst of a good crash junction, you were hardly going to worry about that.

But in a prime example of change for the sake of change, Burnout Paradise has gone with the trend for a free roaming city. Developer Criterion, presumably having spent too much time with Grand Theft Auto and Need For Speed, has decided that you must drive around and find things to do. That you must read a map to work out where you have to get to. That you must go right back to the start yourself if you screw up. That you must win events rather than earn medals of different colour. And that you must explore.

I knew this was going wrong when, because my car was in a state and about to fall apart, I stopped at some traffic lights.

In a Burnout game.

Who the hell came up with this? The Burnout games have been a majestic arcade festival of carnage, trimmed down to a lean menu structure, and even on an off day, they’ve been amazingly good fun. Who cares if whack your car a bit? That’s surely part of the appeal?

But here I was, sat, stopped at traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. It felt like my driving test, not the greatest arcade racing franchise of the past decade. And I was sat because I needed to drive through an auto repair shop to fix my car, before I could take on another race.

It’s the new direction for Burnout, clearly: let’s add some hassle.

The pity is that the game itself, the core action, is brilliant. But the horrible way it’s structured now has led me back to Burnout 3 and Burnout Revenge. They didn’t have races where you all but had to check a map to work out the route. They knew that you were there to drive cars in a manic, over the top way, and they respected it.

Burnout Paradise sort of knows all of that, too. It just got cocky, and decided it was so good, that exploring would be a brilliant new addition.

It isn’t.

30/01/08

Re: What have they done to Burnout?

Posted by kestrel1977 on Jan 30, 2008

Oh my god. I was really looking forward to this one too..

Re: What have they done to Burnout?

Posted by simonbrew on Jan 30, 2008

I agree with Craig and Sarah? I need a lie down...

Re: What have they done to Burnout?

Posted by cjlines on Jan 30, 2008

I really wanted to like this. Unlike you and Sarah, I have no sentimental attachment really to the previous Burnouts. I love playing them but was happy to hear they'd made some major changes.

But yeah. I played this for a few hours last night and really, REALLY can't get on with it. I feel I'm missing something fundamental but I thought the whole point of Burnout, as opposed to other racing games, was that it was mental and you broke stuff.

The races and "burning route" events seem to be map-based and, frankly, I suck with maps. The nice thing about Burnout is that it's a fairly obvious route - start to finish - and you concentrate on smashing shit up and doing mad stunts rather than finding your way.

I just don't understand it. The game has been incredibly well-received, by and large, and yet it goes against everything that made the series fun for me. I am all for progress and like the idea of the game developing and changing with each sequel but this doesn't make sense. :(

Free roaming is such a bizarre thing to add to the formula. The fun thing about free roaming in GTA/Saints Row etc is that you can basically do whatever you want; you can go into shops, get out and interact with pedestrians, advance the story, etc. In a game like Burnout where there's no story or interaction with the backdrops, it seems baffling.

I am very disappointed. :(

Re: What have they done to Burnout?

Posted by Spidergirl on Jan 30, 2008

This makes me very sad. The whole "Wrecked!" thing is incredibly aggravating. I just want to smash things up!

No traffic lights in the promo screen, you notice

No traffic lights in the promo screen, you notice