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Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)

Roxanne Michaud


Roxanne picks 10 books that would, and should, make great movies...

Published on Nov 12, 2009

I am, in all honesty, a huge fan of the book-to-movie trend. I can name at least three friends who dislike Hollywood's habit of recreating beloved books for the big (or small) screen very much, but I don't mind it at all.

For one thing, it's not as though the book disappears. The book will always be there, even if the movie blows. For another, sometimes something really great happens and the adaptation turns out to be...well, great.

It's always been Hollywood's fallback plan, from the early days onward: if you don't have a good story, get it from somewhere else. Okay, so sometimes the partnership isn't always a good one, and sometimes people adapt the wrong books (enough Nicholas Sparks, please!). The rising trend toward adapting fantasy books in particular hasn't gone unnoticed.

I'd be very surprised if there weren't more movies to be seen soon from novels like Harry Potter, The Lord Of The Rings, The Golden Compass, and so on, and so forth, etcetera... There are so many, though, that Hollywood is missing.

I'm certain this list will be disputed, and it's by no means comprehensive. But these are the books that should be movies, if someone would just get around to it.

10. Weetzie Bat by Francesca Lia Block

I have a thing for young adult fantasy, and I also have a serious thing for Francesca Lia Block. Lyrical and bright, with just enough shadows thrown in, Block's writing is nothing less than an ambrosial feast for the imagination.

The Weetzie Bat series, her most poignant and often playful work to date, follows a ‘family' (not all strictly related, but far more of a family than most relatives are) who live and, more importantly, love in Los Angeles.

The books' fantasy elements are so subtle and seamlessly incorporated into what would otherwise be simply a stunning work of modern fiction, that the reader takes for granted that they are there, in much the same way people take for granted the magical elements of the classic fairytales. This is, in every sense that means something, a modern fairytale, and to see the glittering world of Block's Los Angeles put to screen is a thought just too good to be true.

9. Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury

I know, I know... ‘But Something Wicked This Way Comes is a movie, you silly duck! It was made in 1983 starring Jason Robards and Jonathan Pryce!"

Silly duck I may be, but I know it's a movie. I enjoy the movie. I could listen to Jonathan Pryce talk for days (preferably in conversation with Jeremy Irons, but that's beside the point). The problem is, the book is much, much better than the movie, and while a) that's not uncommon and b) the movie isn't a very bad one, it is still not quite the book.

So even though my favourite creepy carnival story of all time has been a movie already, I would still like to see it attempted again...only better. The darkness that was left out of the original movie sorely needs to be replaced, even at the expense of also probably having to replace Jonathan Pryce.

8. Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Rumors of this being made into a movie have been bouncing around for years now. Years, okay? And it's not getting any done-er. This is, in my opinion, utterly lamentable.

Granted, the books get progressively more out-there as the series goes on, but they certainly don't get worse, and fact remains that the first is the simplest, most interesting, and most filmable. So why has nobody gotten around to depicting Colfer's whimsically dangerous take on fairies and his cunning genius of a teenaged protagonist? Nobody knows. (Well, somebody knows, but it's all so complicated and silly and disappointing, it's hardly worth thinking about.)

But really, done well and blockbuster-big, this could be a great success. And once upon a time, before complication ensued, somebody knew that. Hopefully, one of these days it'll be picked back up, dusted off, and put into action.

7. Vellum by Hal Duncan

To be fair, I'm not entirely sure how this would be filmed in a way that gets the full concept of the story across. There would have to be some damn creative scripting going on, as well as multiple storylines and a lot of flashbacking to deal with, which is probably why this will never happen.

As a sucker for creative use of mythology, however, I would still love to see someone try.

I would explain what it's about, but since I read it twice, love it, and still have no clue, you may just have to read it yourself. Then, come back here and tell me I'm insane. I think this is probably the only book on this list that may well be unfilmable, but one can dream, no?

6. Valiant by Holly Black

I say Valiant and not Tithe, which is the first of the series, for two reasons. One, I'm biased. I like it better, end of story. Two, I feel it is the better introduction into Black's world.

Taking place in the streets (and subway tunnels) of modern New York, runaway Valerie Russell is taken under the wing of a gang of homeless teens, only to be exposed to a world she was unaware existed, finding herself entwined in it so deeply she can't get out. And, whether she should or not, probably doesn't want to.

The novel is a beautiful one, descriptive and even lyrical at times, and somehow manages to retain its gritty feel. The characters are both unique and believable and people who, onscreen, would be easy to fall in love with, for one reason or another.

I don't believe anything of Holly Black's has been optioned for filming other than the younger audience's The Spiderwick Chronicles, which is a shame, and a surprise.

5. Bitten by Kelley Armstrong

This is another one that has been considered, played about with, and subsequently dropped flat on its pretty, potential-laden face.

Armstrong's story of a female werewolf and the Pack she has been trying desperately to avoid being a part of is a surprisingly good one. I was never one for the lycanthrope crowd, but Armstrong's werewolves got me hooked. They're strong, they're powerful, they're smart (most of them), and they are utterly badass.

They are werewolves the film world hasn't really seen yet, and anything the film world hasn't seen yet is a good thing. Besides that, the storyline is straight, cohesive, and doesn't involve any of the more complicated weirdness of any of Armstrong's likewise filmable, but more fiddly novels.

4. The Eyes Of The Dragon/Tears Of The Dragon by Stephen King

I have never seen a version with the former title, but my friend reminded me to include it, just in case. Anyway, this is my favourite Stephen King novel. And, despite his massive repertoire of books/stories-that-have-been-movies, this has not been one of them, nor the commonly associated Dark Tower Series (which I almost put instead of this and probably should have, but I like this one better).

Riding a classic, and surprisingly (unless you're a King fan) clever fairytale arc, Eyes/Tears Of The Dragon is unlike most of his work in that, fantasy-wise, it's pretty traditional. Dragons, kings, magicians, unjust imprisonings, a dollhouse as a plot point, and done by Stephen King.

So, why has adaptation King not had this one scooped up? Good question. That's what I said.

3. Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman

This is another one that's been bandied around, sometimes quite hopefully, even to the point of casting rumors, until finally it fell with a sloppy squish on the studio floor. Who knows, maybe it's still being bandied. Maybe it's being made! After repeated bandying, I kind of stopped following. Either way, it still hasn't been done, and needs to.

Pratchett and Gaiman's (a match made in the highest echelons of Heaven) hilarious, and oddly thought provoking, take on the Apocalypse is the premise of what, I believe, is the funniest book I have ever read. I've read it eight times and still can't read it on the train because I still keep laughing aloud.

There is no especial reason this book should be a movie other than the fact that it is a really, really, reallytimesPi good book. Also, it's the trickiest and most fun book on this list to fantasy-cast, not that I engage in such activities.

2. Jonathan Strange And Mr. Norrel by Susanna Clarke

I think I read this once, and I don't remember exactly what it was about because it's been a long time, but I do recall distinctly thinking that it would be a great movie. The atmosphere is perfect for the silver screen  - 19th century England with a bit of a kick to it.

Throw in two magicians, some good old-fashioned intrigue, and a historical figure cool enough to be called the Raven King, and you have a recipe for what could potentially be a very good movie. With a very good title.

EDIT: I just double-checked, and it turns out this is currently being scripted and is supposedly slated for 2010. So, I'm keeping it in the list because I'm very pleased to discover that I was, apparently, correct.

1. American Gods by Neil Gaiman

If you've noticed this is the second time Gaiman has ended up on this list, the reason is that he is my favourite author and I would see any movie he were remotely associated with, novel, script, or otherwise. That aside, American Gods is also my favourite book of forever, and for good reason.

The combination of ancient mythology with modern America is intriguing enough, but taking that and throwing in characters you can sink your teeth into Dracula-style and a penchant for bizarre roadside attractions, it makes me salivate just thinking about it. And I've read it at least twice a year since 8th grade.

Filmed, it might come across on a common theme as a typical ‘road movie', but it would be a road movie the likes of which audiences have ever seen.

I also believe that it's an important book for Americans (I may be biased since I am one, but I do appreciate the irony that a book capturing the soul of America so well was penned by an Englishman, though it doesn't really surprise me), and nothing broadens an audience like Hollywood.

Of all of Gaiman's books, this is not only the best, it is the most evocative, the most intriguing, and the most true. And just begging for a little screentime love.

Thoughts? Disagreements? Petty disdain or otherwise scoffing clacking of tongues? Feel free to add your own.

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Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Sarxos 1 November 13, 2009 11:04:29 AM

All excellent choices. American Gods would be very difficult to adapt though, given the length and narrative complexities. Much as I'd love to see it.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Robmac 1 November 13, 2009 11:32:04 AM

Agree with American Gods - although a mini-series would be better, then we could get Anansi Boy straight after. Also other good books that could be transfered to film are Imajica, Necroscope and Eddings 'Sparhawk' novels

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By SebPatrick 1 November 13, 2009 12:56:00 PM

Johnny Depp as Crowley, Paul Bettany as Aziraphale. Job done.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Richie9 1 November 13, 2009 02:08:59 PM

Raymond Fiest's "Magician". Maybe as a trilogy with it's first two sequels thrown in for good measure... maybe filmed in New Zealand... Maybe with a certain porky diredtor at the helm... Maybe as the successor to LOTR... I can't believe this hasn't been done to be honest. It's a gold mine waiting to happen. There would be action figures, there would be tie in lunchboxes, there would be a McDonald's promotion with every meal. It's solid gold guaranteed action from a movie perspective. It would of course cost more than Avatar to film...

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By geekmom 1 November 13, 2009 02:57:22 PM

I could probably make another list of at least 10, but I would add Robin McKinley's "Sunshine," since it fits in so well with the current vampire craze. And yet, it's unique enough, and a complete enough world to feel new and fresh and could be a thoroughly compelling movie.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By nathaniels.keeper 1 November 13, 2009 03:19:46 PM

Robmac - I completely agree with "Necroscope" and I have been hoping for a movie adaptation since I picked up the book.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By tardo 1 November 13, 2009 08:39:25 PM

Robert McCammon's A Boy's Life...

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By tardo 1 November 13, 2009 08:41:06 PM

Er....Boy's Life, sorry.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By CymbalKiller 1 November 13, 2009 09:41:36 PM

The Necroscope movie(s) has been batted around for years. Mr. Lumley even has somethings to say about it on his website. Until that glorious day, we have several great graphic novels to tide us over. Required reading for any Lumley fan.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Nephie 1 November 14, 2009 02:49:54 AM

Ooh, Sunshine... Good call! I really should get 'round to reading that again... Maybe I can finish it this time around. *fpalm*

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By blackmask716 1 November 14, 2009 10:12:12 AM

I would go for the time-travelling poets/Eygptian sorcerers genius of 'The Anubis Gates' by Tim Powers

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By lairobell 1 November 14, 2009 01:10:10 PM

LOL, I haven't read any of the books on this list!! More a hard sci-fi man myself.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By cordas 1 November 14, 2009 01:19:41 PM

Should this article have been called 'Top 10 URBAN fantasy novels', not that I disagree with many of the novels listed (actually the only I disagree with is American Gods, because I can't see how a movie could ever get the story fitted into a couple of hours). How about some David Gemmel: Legend, Waylander e.t.c. could be made into awesome movies. Feist also could make some spectular movies. Susan Cooper's The Dark is Rising could also be turned into a few great movies, or an even better dark tv series.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Norton77 1 November 14, 2009 07:27:53 PM

Eyes of the Dragon is a brilliant book.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By essjayar 1 November 16, 2009 11:29:26 AM

A lot of these would be better served as mini-series, apart from the true blockbusters who deserve the "LOTR" treatment. Any list such as this is biased, but I for one can't wait for Stephen Kings Dark Tower - in pre-production, but worth waiting for, along with "The Talisman". There are countless fantasy series these days, and I struggle to envision how, for example, Steven Eriksons "Malazan Book Of The Fallen" could be filmed.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Nephie 1 November 16, 2009 01:06:12 PM

Hmm... You're right, cordas, heehee... In retrospect, there's not a lot of hardcore fantasy on the list, it's mostly urban. I wouldn't say Eyes of the Dragon is, though; that's the only outlier.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By bobsuncorp 1 November 17, 2009 02:19:53 AM

OK I know it's Scifi but I had to mention it because I've been thinking this for years, and apologies for the massive spoiler but... In "Dragons of Heorot" by Larry Niven, Greg Barnes and Gerry Pournelle, a group of colonists are surviving on an alien planet. They are all scientists except for one former Colonel who is getting on everybodies nerves with his security drills and precautions against what is obviously a safe and peaceful world. However when one of the colonists turns up brutally murdered, the Colonel is suspected and restrained. Just when the creature who did the deed appears and kills more, seriously wounding him. Eventually the colonists manage to kill the creature, an amphibious "monster" with super speed due to super adrenaline who lives in the swamps the colonists catch the local fish from. All goes well for a couple of weeks, and then the harmless fish start changing. It turns out that the fish were the larval stage of the creatures development, and its habit of eating its young was keeping their population down. With it dead, hundreds of "grendels" start to leave the water, looking for food.... I have loved this book since I was a kid, and the simplicity of the plot is one reason I think it would make a great movie.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By bobsuncorp 1 November 17, 2009 02:22:10 AM

OK this is getting rididculous. We need paragraph breaks! Help us DOG you're our only hope!

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By ChrisH 1 November 18, 2009 10:48:08 AM

A shame that Alan Garner's books - 'Elidor', 'Weirdstone of Brisingamen' etc have always been overlooked; Orson Scott Card's 'Tales of Alvin Maker' sequence would be great on screen, and how about Rob Holdstock's 'Mythago Wood'?

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By twentiethcenturymarc 1 November 19, 2009 02:18:22 PM

I think there's more filmable Gaiman stories... Neverwhere for starters. The TV show has to be corrected, and the whole thing feels very filmic. Or how about China Miéville's Un Lun Dun? Essentially a cross between Harry Potter and the above mention Gaiman novel. I think Gemmel's Legend would be brilliant. Or David and Leigh Eddings 'Belgariad/Mallorean' series, although it'd take a LOT of editing.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By magiclantern 1 November 23, 2009 09:00:08 PM

Can't remember the fantasy writer, but he did a post-apocalypse western series about The Jerusalem Man,which would make great, gritty movies. On the urban side, the Liverpool setting of Clive Barker's Weaveworld has a lot of potential. But my top choice would have to be Micheal Moorcock's Elric series.They'd be a devil to adapt,but that character is so cool, and with top-notch SFX, and a suitably eccentric director, you could have at least three terrific movies.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By stahl 1 December 3, 2009 07:57:40 PM

@cordas the film "The Seeker" is based on the the Susan Cooper novels (the second book). I'd like to see the Robin Hobbs, Farseer trilogy made into a movie.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Omniaural 1 December 6, 2009 01:22:42 PM

Someone really should get hold of 'Magician' soon and make a movie with it before SyFy get their hands on it and 'le-guin-ify' it!

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By OriginalDavid 1 February 11, 2010 12:47:05 AM

eyes of the dragon hasn't been made yet because it bears so strongly on the outcome of The Dark Tower.....if i had my guess. also, my second point THE DARK TOWER SHOULD BE ON THIS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By buffmark 1 February 14, 2010 04:10:44 AM

Without a doubt Gemmell's LEGEND deserves a decent movie version but also his darker novels, like the WAYLANDER trilogy, the JON SHANNOW trilogy, KNIGHTS OF DARK RENOWN, etc, would also be excellent i done properly. For PRATCHET, you cant overlook his WITCHES set, with their alternative version of Hamlet in Weird Sisters, Witches Abroad showing the dangers involved in tourism, LORDS AND LADIES showing what a midsummers nightsmare is like, Mascarade showing up Phantom of the Opera. Even better, if they can get Lloyd Webber to score the movie taking the micky out of his own stage show! How cool would that be. Or MOVING PITCURES, pratchets send up of Hollywood, being made into a movie itself. Reaperman, showing a funny look at death, and the AFTERLIFE club. CARPE JUGULAR, showing that the real purposes of vampires is to give us someone to hate, not love. Practically any of the Pratchet books could survive the movie test. Then you have Tom Holt,s WHO'S AFRAID OF BEOWULF, or his FLYING DUTCH, a different look at the flying dutchman story.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Elvina 1 March 24, 2010 08:34:51 PM

What about Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman?

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Brixe 1 April 6, 2010 06:31:58 PM

Artemis Fowl is wonderful, bit it should become a series, not a Film. A movie wouldn't do the complicated story lines and character developments in the later books justice. And we could get more of that hilarious Artemis-Butler interaction!

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By MoleStar 1 October 2, 2010 12:55:19 PM

I would like to see a better adaptation of Jim Butcher's THE DRESDEN FILES... the SkyOne series got it totally wrong on every conceivable level; from casting to tone it was just...well...wrong.

Re: Top 10 fantasy novels that haven't been made into movies (but should be)
Posted By Geekandproudofit13 1 June 7, 2011 01:55:54 AM

i would love to see someone make a movie out of "Tangerine". any fans of the book/movie "Holes" would agree with me.
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