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The Crawling Ear: Haiku Reviews Forever
James Greene Jr
James offers his thoughts on his latest audio adventures, Haiku-style...
Published on Aug 19, 2008
Friends, lovers, part-time agitators – I have heard your desperate cries and pained, dog-like howling. You simply cannot get enough of my short poetic waxings on the various records I come across during my many wacky adventures in the greater Tri-State area. Hell, you seemingly can’t live without a regular dose of JG2 album haiku action. I understand completely. Here are six more for your consideration.These things are actually easier to come up with than those picture reviews I turned in a few weeks ago. Those sumuvabitches required a hefty amount of Google image searching. I don’t have to click anything for these haikus – they just pour out of my noggin like so much bong water. Am I gifted? I like to think so, but my manager at Slim’s Vintage Arcade & Nudie Theater has a differing opinion.
Black Flag – Loose Nut
When Flag went metal
they really, really, really
really went metal.
Bum Kon – Drunken Sex Sucks
Just as intense as
the mass murderer they took
their awesome name from.
Motörhead – Bomber
“Dead Men Tell No Tales”
and the killer title track.
The rest? I say meh.
The Nobodys – GreatAssTits
Over fifty songs
about guns, sex, violence
I’m ‘bout it ‘bout it.
Off With Their Heads – From The Bottom
This is the band I
think those poseurs from Rancid
wished they could be (diss).
The Queers – Beyond The Valley Of The Assfuckers
Aside from title
and weak production, Beyond
is close to classic
Sugar Ray – Floored
This is exactly
what nineteen ninety seven
felt and sounded like
James writers the Crawling Ear every Wednesday at Den Of Geek. Last week's is here.
Users Comments
Re: The Crawling Ear: Haiku Reviews Forever
Posted By RonHogan 1 August 20, 2008 12:32:49 PM
Re: The Crawling Ear: Haiku Reviews Forever
Posted By cjlines 1 August 21, 2008 07:40:31 AM
Weakest album? Yep! Not a patch on Love Songs... Nor Don't Back Down. Nope.
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