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Looking back at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze
Matt Edwards News
May 9, 2011

Our look back at the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies continues with The Secret Of The Ooze, a sequel that raises the budget, and introduces Vanilla Ice…

Looking back at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Matt Edwards News
May 8, 2011

They're mean, green and on the screen. Matt takes a look back at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a film that became a 90s phenomenon…

Confused Views: 7 things that would make me a better Scream killer than the Scream killers

Matt Edwards News
Apr 13, 2011

As Scream 4 slashes its way into cinemas, Matt gives us seven reasons why he’d make a better masked murderer than anyone in any Scream film ever...

Confused Views: 5 action movie badasses that Anderson Silva could tie in a bow

Matt Edwards News
Mar 30, 2011

Could MMA fighter Anderson Silva beat Dutch out of Predator, or Die Hard's John McClane in a bout of mortal combat? Of course he could, says Matt...

Confused Views: Platinum Dunes & I - a gentleman’s truce

Matt Edwards News
Mar 16, 2011

The horror remakes of Platinum Dunes get Matt into an argument with a pale apparition. And then things get really weird…

Beatdown DVD review

Matt Edwards Review
Mar 15, 2011

Mixed martial arts action movie, Beatdown, arrives on DVD. Danny Trejo adds star quality between the fight scenes, but is it any good? Here’s Matt’s review...

Confused Views: 7 dreadful places to read the Necronomicon aloud

Matt Edwards News
Mar 2, 2011

Luckily for us, the possessions of The Evil Dead took place in an isolated wood. Matt wonders what would happen if the film’s cursed book were read aloud in busier places...

Confused Views: An idiot’s guide to the Oscars

Matt Edwards News
Feb 17, 2011

Matt casts a wry look over this year’s Oscar nominations, and provides a few predictions for the night’s winners...

Amer DVD review

Matt Edwards Review
Feb 7, 2011

An unusual, giallo-inspired French thriller, Amer is a fractured mix of sexual imagery and weird colours, Matt writes...

Confused Views: Like Universal Studios, but more awesome and lucrative

Matt Edwards News
Feb 2, 2011

Matt has a new get rich quick scheme: construct his own theme park. What could possibly go wrong there...

Confused Views: 5 ways I have failed to bribe Den of Geek to get me an interview with Rob Zombie

Matt Edwards Interview
Jan 19, 2011

In this week’s Confused Views, Matt describes his fruitless and often frightening attempts to interview Rob Zombie...

Confused Views: More letters to Jerry

Matt Edwards News
Jan 6, 2011

Matt Edwards has been having a fictional conversation with Jerry Bruckheimer. Here's how it's been going...

9 obligations in my tenancy agreement Jason Statham would be unable to agree to

Matt Edwards News
Dec 8, 2010

In this week's Confused Views, Matt ponders the legal stipulations in his new tenancy agreement. He also wonders, what would Jason Statham make of all this?

Confused Views: 7 alternative uses for 3D glasses

Matt Edwards News
Nov 10, 2010

In the wake of Jackass 3D, Matt comes up with seven alternative - and potentially disastrous - uses for stereoscopic spectacles...

Confused Views: All the good ones end in ‘o’

Matt Edwards News
Oct 27, 2010

Matt ponders the inspirational power of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and wonders why the definitive cut of the original live-action film has never appeared on disc...

The Human Centipede (First Sequence) Blu-ray review

Matt Edwards Review
Oct 21, 2010

Tom Six’s controversial horror, The Human Centipede, arrives on Blu-ray. Matt delves in to see if there’s a competent movie beneath the hype...

Confused Views: Veronica Mars versus reality

Matt Edwards News
Oct 13, 2010

Matt overcomes his initial reluctance and settles down to watch the high school drama mystery series Veronica Mars. And his reaction is typically unexpected...

Confused Views: Shocking Nazi arm-licking threesome

Matt Edwards News
Sep 29, 2010

With Tarantino's Grindhouse set to appear on DVD, Matt checks out the controversial exploitation series, Ilsa...

Confused Views: Right in the eyes!

Zombi 2
Matt Edwards News
Sep 15, 2010

Matt loves classic 70s and 80s Italian horror movies, but finds they have a nasty tendency to play on his worst eye-gouging fears...

Confused Views: The 5 trivial stages of idiocy

Piranha 3D beer
Matt Edwards News
Sep 1, 2010

Matt’s been to the cinema and suffered through close to 30 minutes of trailers and beer commercials. And he’s not going to take it any more...

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