Duncan Bowles

Han Solo, Pierce Brosnan and Ryan Reynolds quipping
Warm Lohan feelings when Indy is whipping
All 19 versions of Lord of the Rings
These are a few of my favourite things...

Transformers t-shirts and shiny new figures
A movie collection that can't get much bigger
Cheering the way Captain America swings
These are a few of my favourite things...

Bateman as Batman and Pretty Face Eckhart
Driving fast cars to kill GTA street tarts
Bouncing and whooping when Statham's on screen
These are a few of my favourite things...

When the shit hits
When Brett Ratner speaks
When I'm feeling mad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad!

You can see Duncan's short film efforts on his YouTube page

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Recent articles by Duncan Bowles

Hatchet II review

Duncan Bowles Review Aug 31, 2010

Three years on from the original, writer and director Adam Green returns with the slasher sequel Hatchet II. Duncan went along to Frightfest to check it out...

Burning Bright review

Duncan Bowles Review Aug 22, 2010

A thriller about a family trapped in a house with a hungry tiger may sound like a recipe for disaster, but Duncan finds much to enjoy in Carlos Brooks’ Burning Bright…

A day of The Expendables: the UK press conference and premiere

Duncan Bowles News Aug 16, 2010

The stars of The Expendables, Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren and Jason Statham, turned out for the explosive movie's press conference and premiere...

The Expendables review

The Expendables
Duncan Bowles Review Aug 13, 2010

It’s got guns, explosions, one-liners and Jason Statham at his ball-deflating best. The Expendables is pure action geek heaven, says Duncan, in our second review...

10 greatest Jason Statham films

Duncan Bowles News Aug 12, 2010

As he takes pride of place in The Expendables, Duncan counts down the finest movies of his action movie idol, Mr Jason Statham...

The greatest homoerotic action movie moments

Spartacus (1960)
Duncan Bowles Odd List Aug 10, 2010

With The Expendables bringing 80s action movies back, Duncan salutes the homoerotic classic moments of the genre...

Splice review

Duncan Bowles Review Jul 22, 2010

As Vincenzo Natali’s Splice arrives in the UK, Duncan finds a mainstream B-movie with shocks and laughs in almost equal measure…

Solomon Kane DVD review

Duncan Bowles Review Jul 16, 2010

Just how good is Michael J. Bassett’s Solomon Kane? Duncan gives ten reasons why you should own the movie on DVD…

The Collector review

The Collector
Duncan Bowles Review Jun 24, 2010

The writers of the Saw sequels return for another slice of horror with The Collector, and Duncan finds a film bolstered by an unusually strong central performance…

Black Death review

Duncan Bowles Review Jun 10, 2010

Christopher Smith's new movie, Black Death, gives Duncan healthy doses of swords and Sean Bean. But there's a lot more to the film than that, he discovers...

Russell Mulcahy interview: Give 'Em Hell Malone, Teen Wolf, Highlander and 3D sharks

Duncan Bowles Interview May 15, 2010

Give ‘Em Hell Malone, Sean Connery holding umbrellas in Highlander, remaking Teen Wolf, fainting zombies and 3-D sharks in a supermarket. It's Mr Russell Mulcahy...

Analysis of a hoax G.I. Joe 2 script

Duncan Bowles News May 14, 2010

Duncan works his way through a fake screenplay for G.I. Joe 2 that's doing the rounds...

A Nightmare On Elm Street review

Duncan Bowles Review Apr 30, 2010

Horror fanatic Duncan checks out the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street. Does the new Freddy Krueger cut the mustard?

Jim Caviezel interview: The Prisoner, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Frequency and comic book movies

Duncan Bowles Interview Apr 25, 2010

Duncan chats with Jim Caviezel about the Prisoner remake, Ian McKellen and the marvellous The Count Of Monte Cristo...

Centurion review

Duncan Bowles Review Apr 18, 2010

A return to form for Neil Marshall, Centurion boasts characters, blood, guts, violence, and a damned good night out at the flicks...

Clash Of The Titans review

Clash Of The Titans Kraken poster
Duncan Bowles Review Mar 31, 2010

Duncan checks out the brand new take on Clash Of The Titans, in super-exciting 3D! What could go wrong?

Exclusive: Russell Mulcahy defends and explains Teen Wolf remake

Teen Wolf: the original
Duncan Bowles News Mar 14, 2010

The director of MTV's upcoming Teen Wolf remake, Mr Russell Mulcahy, defends the project, and explains what it's got to do with The Lost Boys...

Solomon Kane review

Duncan Bowles Review Feb 16, 2010

Swords and sorcery return to the big screen, as James Purefoy takes centre stage in the film of Solomon Kane...

Linda Hamilton Interview: Holy Water, Terminator, Beauty And The Beast & kissing Duncan

Duncan Bowles Interview Feb 7, 2010

Duncan meets another of his heroes, and spends 20 minutes in a room with the frankly awesome Linda Hamilton. Here's what happened...

Ninja Assassin review

Duncan Bowles Review Jan 22, 2010

Action fan Duncan watches Ninja Assassin. Action fan Duncan now loves ninjas even more than he did before.