In a wonderfully absurd symbol of the last three years’ financial horrors, a gigantic safe full of cash becomes a wrecking ball, tearing an entire city apart

The goal, as dictated by an Excel spreadsheet, is to generate a three star, successful movie in as short a time as possible, to keep the cash coming in

Too often, we get the sense that a creative decision is being sacrificed for the chance to show off on a screen.

I took notes. God knows, I took notes. The problem is, they all say things like, "blimey!", "Big robots! Get out of there!", and "magical flying squirrel suits!"

The prize for the weirdest working title on a fanatasy movie, though, must surely go to The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian, whose makers nicknamed the film Toastie, after their favourite lunchtime snack.