Wisely, he leaves us to the expensive, unopened purchases sitting atop our individual Piles Of Shame.

There's a reason no one's answering the space phone, why there's no lights on and the whole place looks as though someone left the lid off the space blender when they were making tomato soup

Your shoulders and head are well protected, but, what's this? You've taken off all of the armour that should protect your vital organs and replaced it with some tapestry? That you've stitched into your own skin?

The Metal Gear Solid series is so deeply rooted in the conventions of video games that uprooting it would only end in tragedy...