It's lucky that the architects of the far future had the good sense to base their structures entirely on the accurate positioning of chest high walls

There's a reason no one's answering the space phone, why there's no lights on and the whole place looks as though someone left the lid off the space blender when they were making tomato soup

Your shoulders and head are well protected, but, what's this? You've taken off all of the armour that should protect your vital organs and replaced it with some tapestry? That you've stitched into your own skin?

What the game lacks in originality of function, it makes up for with one-upmanship of the highest order

Split/Second is different. Split/Second is mental