Niko would have been better off drinking paint stripper with Liberty City’s hobo community than spending a single hour with his liability of a cousin.

Even Heavy Rain, a game so close to being a film that it may be one, introduces its only female character in the shower, after which she is chased, semi-nude, around her apartment.

Christopher Walken munches through so much digital scenery it's a wonder he can still stand by the end of the game