My average Wii Fit workout burned 400 calories, and without being able to workout, I've had to remove those calories from my diet, so, needless to say, I am frigging hungry right about now

Like the polar ice cap, my gut is slowly receding, and I am noticing that my shirts are no longer leaving nothing to the imagination

I could have sworn it said ouch as I got up there, or perhaps that was just my imagination

Polybius' diabolical intentions were revealed when players reported experiencing nausea, nightmares, insomnia and amnesia. Players with epilepsy had seizures induced, and some people even say that the game caused them to have suicidal thoughts.

V, Stargate: Universe, FlashForward, and others have abandoned the time honoured tradition, all to be able to squeeze in one or two more 30 second commercials.

If these enemy pilots actually think they can hit your fast moving fighter with a little bomb, sign them up for the attack on the Death Star