Paradox is, if you apply any kind of deep analysis to it, illogical nonsense built on foundations of bog roll. But is it fun? Yes, I think it is.

'Allo 'Allo was so ubiquitous, it was getting in the way of other television things because... oh, I've just gobbed on your glasses

Greenwood was a former Miss Great Britain when she landed the First Class gig, and there weren't many in the watching audience who were demanding a recount, either

The BBC want a way to make people watch their HD channel? One simple thing to do: film their premiere pensioner sitcom on fancy cameras, and I'll sign up

Everyone else seems to be either mad, ugly or an evil dwarf