The 1980s gave way 1990s, and instead of having to chase ‘skinjobs' while wearing trenchcoats, we were informed instead that the future would have us running around warehouses looking for aliens... while indeed still wearing trenchcoats.

The rest of the film can be summed up with the line ‘The Wombles do Ocean's Eleven'

Nothing says ‘ninja trained deadly assassin inspired by one of nature's most vicious predators' like a yellow and blue get-up with stripes and a winged helmet face mask thingy

It’s like watching Doctor Who with the Daleks being scuppered at the end by a Chinese burn as the credits roll