In the end, I wanted this show to end so much, it was actually a relief when it finally did.

It's like a bizarre experiment has taken place where Fellini had been convinced to direct Carry On Cleo.

There were so many plot holes in the script that it made SeaQuest DSV look like a Discovery Channel documentary

This left me with an oddly disconnected feeling after the final reel, like I'd turned up to see the greatest rock concert in the world, but through a scheduling mistake, I'd missed it by a few hours

If Toy Story made a cinematic historical landmark, then the second movie glued the plaque in place

It's useful to remember that while concepts like 'virtual reality' and immersive FPS games might have been discussed as possibilities, the reality of these things was well in the future in 1982