
Movies
04.08.2011
The James Clayton Column: Rise of the Apes and the idiot human scientists
James Clayton
James looks ahead to Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes, and wonders if scientists should be stopped...
Movies
28.07.2011
The James Clayton Column: Avengers disassemble, Captain America joins a clique
James Clayton
Will The Avengers be the Mean Girls of comic book movies? James has been wondering just what Marvel might be up to...
Movies
21.07.2011
The James Clayton column: underdogs, Ewoks and hobos with shotguns
James Clayton
That's actually an Ewok in your underwear.
Struggling to find a screening of Hobo With A Shotgun because Harry Potter's clogged up all the cinemas, James ponders the long history of underdog movies…
Movies
14.07.2011
The James Clayton Column: ‘Inglourious Magneto’ and other alternate cuts
James Clayton
Inspired by Michael Fassbender’s performance in X-Men: First Class, James wonders what an entire film devoted to Magneto’s 60s exploits would have looked like...
Movies
07.07.2011
The James Clayton Column: Mel Gibson’s The Beaver, drowning beneath the movie mainstream
James Clayton
In this week’s column, James explores the myth of Mel Gibson, and explains why you should see his latest movie, The Beaver…
Movies
30.06.2011
The James Clayton Column: Parlare Porco Rosso? The Italian Adjustment Bureau
James Clayton
James is back from a break in Italy where he discovered a shared, geeky love of Star Wars and Argento movies. Just don’t talk about Studio Ghibli…
Movies
02.06.2011
The James Clayton Column: Good to be bad, better to be chaotic evil
James Clayton
In this week’s column, James celebrates the weirdest, baddest screen villains of recent years, including the unhinged murderer from Brit thriller, Blitz…
Movies
26.05.2011
The James Clayton Column: Tintin and the Tannis Root Nightmare of the Uncanny Valley
James Clayton
James is a big fan of Tintin. But when crossed with motion capture? Some alarm bells have begun to ring...
Movies
19.05.2011
The James Clayton Column: Aliens vs. ‘Select Your Opponent’
James Clayton
As Attack The Block introduces the idea of aliens versus youths, James comes up with a few high-concept invasion movie ideas of his own...
Movies
12.05.2011
The James Clayton Column: Movies presenting a career path
James Clayton
If you're looking for inspiration for your next job, then your local multiplex might have some answers, reckons James...
Movies
05.05.2011
The James Clayton Column: The Cussing King’s Speech and Jupiter’s Willy
James Clayton
Is swearing in movies like Kick-Ass and Oscar-friendly The King’s Speech anything to get uptight about? The censors say yes, but James isn’t so sure…
Movies
14.04.2011
The James Clayton Column: Dancing for freedom: the Sucker Punch against oppression
James Clayton
James went to see Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch. And he's got a few thoughts...
Movies
07.04.2011
The James Clayton Column: Abandon Limitless drug crazed abandon!
James Clayton
In the wake of Limitless and its IQ-boosting wonder drug, James looks back at the uneasy relationship between controlled substances and the movies…
Movies
31.03.2011
The James Clayton Column: “But the title said there’d be a submarine.”
James Clayton
Shaken by the absence of submersible vessels in Richard Ayoade’s Submarine, James wonders, what’s in a name…?
Movies
24.03.2011
The James Clayton column: Oorah for Earth's Marines!
James Clayton
The macho action of Battle: Los Angeles leaves James pondering the US Marine Corp’s perpetual aggression against alien visitors in films…
Movies
17.03.2011
The James Clayton Column: rōnin samurai vs. real estate
James Clayton
In this week’s column, James ponders the benefits of wearing a samurai outfit and cinema’s delusions of domestic bliss…
Movies
09.03.2011
The James Clayton Column: Liam Neeson's lost identity
James Clayton
Unknown sees Liam Neeson stuck in the middle of an identity crisis. James’ advice? Follow the example of acting chameleon Johnny Depp…
Movies
03.03.2011
The James Clayton Column: the Devil’s greatest tricks
James Clayton
With The Rite and Drive Angry 3D bringing infernal themes to the big screen, James looks back at Beelzebub’s enduring presence in pop culture…
Movies
24.02.2011
The James Clayton Column: Exclusive! Oscar outfits revealed!
James Clayton
The Oscars are approaching, and the stars are choosing their outfits. Will we see James Franco in a boy scout uniform? James thinks so…
Movies
17.02.2011
The James Clayton Column: Do clones dream of romance and replica ducks?
James Clayton
In this week’s column, James meditates on the philosophical connection between water fowl, René Descartes, Bruce Lee and Blade Runner…
Movies
10.02.2011
The James Clayton Column: Love and other monsters
James Clayton
James cuts through the tackiness of Valentines Day by writing a few poems of admiration to some of Hollywood's most desirable monsters...
Movies
03.02.2011
The James Clayton column: A campaign to protect Natalie Portman
James Clayton
James shudders through Black Swan and wonders, just why does Natalie Portman have to endure horrible cruelty in seemingly every film she’s in?
Movies
27.01.2011
The James Clayton Column: Hollywood hails the King
James Clayton
James joins the crowd of people who reckon it might just be Colin Firth's year at the Oscars...
Movies
20.01.2011
The James Clayton Column: Han Solo and Indy vs. evil TV
James Clayton
James wants to send Indiana Jones and Han Solo in to save television. Here's his plan...
Movies
13.01.2011
The James Clayton Column: “Damn! We’re in a tight spot!”
James Clayton
Stuck in a tricky situation? As ever, Hollywood has the answer, as James explains…



























