“It’s £25 even for a choirboy, and we scrobbled a lot of those” is the kind of line you don’t hear often enough.

“You haven’t been around lately to see my rabbits, Master Harker”

It's a brutally challenging platform puzzler dressed up in a cuddly romper suit, a Trojan Horse designed by Oliver Postgate.

Christopher Walken munches through so much digital scenery it's a wonder he can still stand by the end of the game

Instead, The Undergarden is like a soothing drink at the end of a hard day, or the videogame equivalent of a back rub, with the addition of psychotropic drugs.